Celebrity Hot or Not, Volume 1: Angelina Jolie!

[Kodos]

No pix, pls. Srry.

[B & B]

This poll is worthless w/o piks

[moriarty]

I'm suprised this is even a question.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Originally Posted by B & B

This poll is worthless w/o piks

Yes, because no one knows or has ever seen Angelina Jolie before.

[WrongWay]

This is a woman that has definately become hotter with age.

[Honolulu_Blue]

List of People Who Are Insane (or perhaps blind or have bad taste or don't like women or have some other issue):

1. Kodos (Not surprising here. Not enough slobber or tentacles for our resident alien)
2. Butter of 69 (a good man, but no taste in women or universities)
3. Ksyrup (too obsessed with music and too knowledgeable on the subject to have a decent opinion on anything else)
4. I. J. Reily (this guy went to Oregon State, but apparently he wouldn't know a hot beaver if it bit him in the ass)
5. raf105 (I think this guy spends too much time playing sports sims to know enough about women)
6. pennywiseb (Parents: this is what happens when your children play one too many games of Werewolf. You have been warned)
7. Farrah Whitworth-Rahn (It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. ~Lawrence Durrell, Justine, 1957)
8. amdaily (also voted for George W. Bush, so he's clearly not right... in the head)
9. Klinglerware (David Klingler + Andre Ware. 'Nuff said.)
10. sachmo71 (sachmo *sighs* sachmo, sachmo, sachmo... *sighs and shakes head* one too many Trout in the rectum, I fear)
11. Godzilla Blitz (should stick to writing X-Com dynasty threads)
12. MattJones4Heisman (apparently one's assessment of potential Heisman trophy winners is linked to one's assessment of hotness... Who knew?)
13. Johnny93g (we now have incontrovertable evidence that being a Leafs fan can cause serious mental illness)
14. Path12 (he doesn't think Rachel Ray is hot. He doesn't think Angelina Jolie is hot. I think this guy just doesn't like women. Not that there's anything wrong with that!)
15. Racer (I now understand why this guy was playing in a fantasy football league where someone dropped Matt Hasselbeck to pick up Jake Plummer)
16. Galaxy (this from the man who started a thread entitled "The Importance of Physical Beauty". Isn't it ironic, don't ya think?)
17. Flasch186 (I'm sure this has something to do with 3R, GF, BF, BFF, MIG, KTT, TPG, UTC and the rest of them)
18. Warhammer (he is as confused about the hotness of women as he is about gameplans and position switches in FOF)
19. cwilloughby (we now realize why he was taking that class with that television uses and gratifications survey)
20. mtolson (stick to critiquing NFL uniforms and leave ciritquing the ladies to us (well, us meaning those not on this list of shame)
21. JonInMiddleGA (Ladies and gentlemen, we now have incontrovertable proof that Angelina Jolie is, without a scintilla of any doubt, hot)
22. rkmsuf (this little blue fella apparently only has eyes for Markie Post or smurfette)
23. dangarion (started a thread called "Bill Gates is a Sexay Beast." So Bill Gates is "sexay" and Angelina Jolie is not hot? Just wanted to get that clarified)
24. Desnudo (Wait a second, this from a man who once said about Angelina Jolie in a similar thread: "If I was picking on that picture alone, it'd be Jolie in a heartbeat. Bark like a dog! Yes ma'am!" What happened? Early alzheimer's setting in or some sort of foul play?)
25. Samifan (Those Post Grad Blues must have affected him more deeply than he could have ever imagined. Also, he's a Sami Kapanen fan. Sami. Kapanen.)
26. Greyroofoo (when asked why he voted "Not" Mr. Greyroofoo said "aal i know is that you can't count on anybody but yourself, wow, I'm so frickub wasted n right about now!")
27. Buccaneer (your sense of reality would be a little distorted too if you were an old man who spent countless hours day and night huddled in your basement watching grainy Betamax re-runs of "The Wonder Years" and Angie Harmon-era "Law & Order" episodes)
28. cthomer5000 (He said this about Linda Cohn (yes, that Linda Cohn) "I'd hit it." Linda Cohn he'd hit, Angelina Jolie is not hot. Whatever floats your boat, Scarlet Knight)
29. George W. Bush (see supra ## 8, 21)
30. GoCanes (apparently this guy is a "Dodger, NY Ranger, Titan and Laker fan". He apparently uses a similar system determining hotness as he does in determining which sports team he's a fan of)
31. graygoosetwelve (Someone once said that "Back Door Sluts ... [s]tarted to get repetitive around XII. Apparently graygooses are like the "Back Door Sluts" series, they started going down hill around XII)
32. Voo (big Dreamcast fan here. How's that working out for you?)
33. Axxon (this guy is a "huge" Harry Belafonte fan. So, let's ask Mr. Belafonte his opinion of Angelina Jolie. Harry? "Now I've courted many a girl. I've been in ports all around the world, but my rambling days are done I've been from Curacao up to Tokyo And I've found there's only one: And she is Angelina, Angelina..."
34. Easy Mac (Let's be honest, I don't think he ever truly recovered his wits after his rommate put that "PLEASE do not lower it past 70. THANK YOU" sign on the thermostat)
35. WVUFan (obviously he voted "not" because this guy just wants everyone to be on a level playing field, this way if someone thinks Rosie O'Donnell is hot they are on equal footing with someone who actually knows what "hot" means)
36. GoSeahawks (this vote has a lot in common with Hasselbeck's famous quote in that OT playoff game in Green Bay: "We want the ball, and we're gonna score!" Both are horribly wrong and even a bit stupid)
37. Castlerock (this guy once said "I love college hockey but the NHL holds zero interest. Yawn." His judgment has not improved since then)


(please note that this list will be updated as this poll continues)

[Butter]

She needs to get some more colagen in those lips so you could just fold over her lips and sleep on them at night. Yuk.

[Kodos]

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

List of People Who Are Insane (or perhaps blind or have bad taste or don't like women or have some other issue):

1. Kodos

(please note that this list will be updated as this poll continues)

Way to go, Butter. VIVE LA RESISTANCE!!!

[jeff061]

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

List of People Who Are Insane (or perhaps blind or have bad taste or don't like women or have some other issue):

1. Kodos

(please note that this list will be updated as this poll continues)

Yes, I've heard many dissenting opinions about her. An enigma I'll never solve.

[moriarty]

Originally Posted by WrongWay

This is a woman that has definately become hotter with age.

Just watched Mr and Mrs. Smith and I couldn't agree more.

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

She needs to get some more colagen in those lips so you could just fold over her lips and sleep on them at night. Yuk.

Have you seen pics of her as a kid? Those lips are real...

Oh, and I vote Uber Hot.

[Ksyrup]

I do not evaluate hotness without taking the entire person into account, and from what I know about her, she disgusts me. I think we've had this discussion before.

[B & B]

[jeff061]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I do not evaluate hotness without taking the entire person into account, and from what I know about her, she disgusts me. I think we've had this discussion before.

The day she hits on me I'll do the same .

[Subby]

I didn't see an option for "really fucking hot"...

[gottimd]

She looks like a dirty little slut with DSL's and major funbags, so I'll go with hot.

[Kodos]

Keep in mind, these are on the celebrity scale, not the girl you see at Walmart scale, so apply a higher standard.

[Butter]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I do not evaluate hotness without taking the entire person into account, and from what I know about her, she disgusts me. I think we've had this discussion before.

Yes. I mean, she has been with Billy Bob Thornton for God's sake. That's enough for me right there.

[pennywisesb]

HB, you might as well add me to your list as well, she just doesn't do it for me...

[Ksyrup]

The few, the proud...the only FOFC'ers with discriminating taste.

[Subby]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

The few, the proud...the only FOFC'ers with discriminating taste.

Sweet. As a reward, we have sent indie beauty Martha Plimpton right over.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

The few, the whacky...the FOFC'ers who are insane (or perhaps blind or have bad taste or don't like women or have some other issue).

Fixed.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Anyone who slept with Billy Bob Thornton by choice can't be hot.

[Raiders Army]

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Anyone who slept with Billy Bob Thornton by choice can't be hot.

I think the same thing about Tommy Lee, but Heather Locklear and Pam Anderson are still pretty hot.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I do not evaluate hotness without taking the entire person into account, and from what I know about her, she disgusts me. I think we've had this discussion before.

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I don't find Angelina Jolie unattractive physically, but she's a freak, and that pretty much ruins her for me. She's suggested that she really, really loves her brother (in a manner that made most people think she was talking about in a Hotel New Hampshire sense), she did the blood vial thing with Billy Bob, she's talked about having sex as a teenager in which the session ended by drawing knives and attacking each other...

Yeah, I'd say that pretty much ruins any attractiveness her physical appearance might suggest.

So, to get this straight. So, despite, her numerous awards for her humanatarian efforts with refugees, Angelina Jolie is "disgusting" because she "suggested" that she really loves her brother. She did the blood vial thing with her then husband, and she's talked about having sex as a teenager in which the session ended by drawing knives and attacking each other.

Now, pretty much everything else I've said in this thread is in good fun and in jest and I have no real desire or feel a need to defend Angelina Jolie (who I've never even come close to meeting).

That said, I just find it odd that some speculative rumors (and some actual facts, like the blood vial thing) about her (very) personal life would so outweigh her humantarian efforts as to make her "disgusting" on the inside (enough so to "ruin any attractiveness her physical appearance might suggest").

I mean, if we are really "taking the entire person into account", I would reckon that Jolie "entire person" would only enhance her physical beauty, no?

[Ksyrup]

Originally Posted by Subby

Sweet. As a reward, we have sent indie beauty Martha Plimpton right over.

Hard to believe someone made a movie called Beautiful Girls and included both Plimpton AND Rosie O'Donnell.

[Kodos]

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

I think the same thing about Tommy Lee, but Heather Locklear and Pam Anderson are still pretty hot.

Well, at least Heather Locklear is.

[Ksyrup]

Originally Posted by Kodos

Well, at least Heather Locklear is.

Exactly. Pam Anderson is not in the same stratosphere as Heather Locklear.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Hard to believe someone made a movie called Beautiful Girls and included both Plimpton AND Rosie O'Donnell.

Poor Martha Plimpton. While she's certainly no hottie, I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for her because of her roll in "Goonies".

[Bonegavel]

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

... and Pam Anderson (is) still pretty hot.

Except for the whole Hep-C thing.

[Subby]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Hard to believe someone made a movie called Beautiful Girls and included both Plimpton AND Rosie O'Donnell.

Natalie Portman balanced it out.

I mean, looking back. Not at that point in time. I mean...she was like 15 then.

Yeesh.

[Ksyrup]

Originally Posted by Subby

Natalie Portman balanced it out.

I mean, looking back. Not at that point in time. I mean...she was like 15 then.

Yeesh.

There were several good looking girls/women in that movie, but that still doesn't absolve them of false advertisement.

[jeff061]

I'd let her stab me with a knife.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

I think the same thing about Tommy Lee, but Heather Locklear and Pam Anderson are still pretty hot.

I'll give them a pass. Assuming the rumours are all true of course. I've not seen the video myself.

[Grammaticus]

Originally Posted by gottimd

She looks like a dirty little slut with DSL's and major funbags, so I'll go with hot.

Absolutely! Just don't make me listed to her talk. Uh, moans, general sounds of passion and dirty talk excluded.

[MizzouRah]

9 people so far said not? ??confused??

[Grammaticus]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Hard to believe someone made a movie called Beautiful Girls and included both Plimpton AND Rosie O'Donnell.

Should have been called Beautiful Girl = Uma Thurman!

[Grammaticus]

Originally Posted by MizzouRah

9 people so far said not? ??confused??

They don't understand the difference between hot and soul mate. Both are not always subsets of each other.

[MacroGuru]

So you know, Angelina wins it with both me, as she does with Mrs.IndoorSoccerSim, I have already been told, that she wants Angelina as bad as I do....

[Subby]

All we need is for Bucc to come in here and tell us how gross she is and this vote will have gone down exactly as everyone expected.

[Ksyrup]

Originally Posted by Grammaticus

They don't understand the difference between hot and soul mate. Both are not always subsets of each other.

I differentiate between 'hot' and 'good looking.' I'll give you good looking, even with the lips. Hot...NOT. Women of all different types can be good looking. I rarely consider women who aren't "girl next door" types to be hot. There's something distinctly unattractive about excessive/overdone sex appeal.

[Ksyrup]

Originally Posted by Subby

All we need is for Bucc to come in here and tell us how gross she is and this vote will have gone down exactly as everyone expected.

That's because we did this thread months ago. I even remember the Mrs. Indoorsoccersim part.

[Noop]

I'd hit it. Twice.

[MacroGuru]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

That's because we did this thread months ago. I even remember the Mrs. Indoorsoccersim part.

I was thinking, I remember typing this before....

[I. J. Reilly]

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

List of People Who Are Insane (or perhaps blind or have bad taste or don't like women or have some other issue):

4. I. J. Reily (this guy went to Oregon State, but apparently he wouldn't know a hot beaver if it bit him in the ass)(please note that this list will be updated as this poll continues)

Ooh, a witty double entendre using OSU’s mascot. That’s simply laziness HB, and I expect better.
As for Jolie, she does have that freaky thing going on, but it’s a little over the top for me. She seems like the type of girl that isn’t going to be happy playing catcher all game long, if you get my drift. But hey, some guys dig that. Apparently 50 guys on this board dig that.

[MizzouRah]

Originally Posted by indoorsoccersim

So you know, Angelina wins it with both me, as she does with Mrs.IndoorSoccerSim, I have already been told, that she wants Angelina as bad as I do....

So does Mrs. MizzouRah.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Originally Posted by I. J. Reilly

Ooh, a witty double entendre using OSU’s mascot. That’s simply laziness HB, and I expect better.
As for Jolie, she does have that freaky thing going on, but it’s a little over the top for me. She seems like the type of girl that isn’t going to be happy playing catcher all game long, if you get my drift. But hey, some guys dig that. Apparently 50 guys on this board dig that.

Heh! I thought it was quite clever. Then again, your whopping 75 posts up til then didn't give me much to work with. This #76, however....

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by MizzouRah

So does Mrs. MizzouRah.

And the future Mrs JeeberD as well...

[I. J. Reilly]

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Heh! I thought it was quite clever. Then again, your whopping 75 posts up til then didn't give me much to work with. This #76, however....

Fair enough.
I notice no attempt was made to distance yourself from the suggested activities in my first post. Interesting, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

[duckman]

Oh yeah, I'd hit that!