Anybody ever heard of John Valby??

[Axxon]

Dr Dirty is one of my favorite novelty guys going. I'm listening to him now.

The lyrics I'm listening to are from "roll your leg over"

[chorus]Roll your leg over over, oh roll your leg over,
roll your leg over and fuck me till dawn

I wish all the girls were like mathematicians,
I'd multiply all night inside their positions.

[chorus]

I wish all the girls were like Kentucky Fried Chicken,
then all my fingers I sure would be licking

[chorus]

I wish all the girls were like girls in Connecticut,
they'd think swallowing after cumming is just proper etiquette

[chorus]

I wish all the girls were like automobiles,
I'd be getting fat from meals on wheels

[chorus]

I wish all the girls were like cheech and chong,
I'd tell them my dick was a new kind of bong

[chorus]

i wish all the girls were like holes in the road,
I'd be a dump truck and dump in my load

[chorus]

I wish all the girls would douche with lavoris,
I'd freshen my breath while sucking clitoris

[chorus] big finish.

I'm not a rude and crude guy but I do like some thought with my raunch and I'll admit Valby is one of my dirty little secrets.

Any other fans out there???

[Samdari]

I've seen him live.

Twice.

[Axxon]

You lucky duck.

He never seems to want to visit Greenville S.C.