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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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There she was...
...just a walkin' down the street...
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Hey Hey We're the Monkees!
(Sorry to songjack you!) |
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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I met him in a swamp down on Dagobah...
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#4 |
Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Where it bubbles all the time, like a giant carbonated soda...
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
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People say we monkey around.
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#6 |
College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Mad City, WI
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Here she comes now sayin' Mony Mony!
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#7 |
College Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Burlington, VT USA
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I smell sex and candy
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#8 |
Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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...singin' doo-wa-diddy, diddy-dum-diddy doo...
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Doo wah diddy diddy diddy dum diddyu doo
(God damn, it's some honkies in this mother fucker tonight Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo Oh oh oh ah yeah (You motherfuckers came anyway, huh) (Brother Marquis) I met this bitch standing on the bolck Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo She'll suck on my dick if I buy her a rock Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo Got the pussy (got the pussy) She got jacked (she got jacked) Punched her face (punched her face) And I took my money back (Luke) I was walking down the street when i met this lula Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo She had a mouthpiece and a nice soup cooler Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo She sucked my dick (sucked my dick) Licked my balls (licked my balls) Kissed my ass (kissed my ass) Goddamn, this bitch'll do it all (Brother Marquis) I met this bit at a quarter past 12 Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo When I took her ass home the pussy smelled like hell Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo Summer's Eve (Summer's Eve) Massengil (Massengil) Wash your pussy (wash your pussy) Bitch kill that funky smell (Luke) I saw this bitch walking down the block Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo Between her legs she had a big red spos Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo Was it come? (was it come) Was it blood? (was it blood) My nigga (my nigga) My nigga, I don't know what the fuck it was (Brother Marquis) I met this girl and she tried to act shitty Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo She was from the projects of Liberty City Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo Bangkok (Bangkok) Rag top (rag top) Cross me (cross me) And bet your ass you'll get drepped (Luke) I saw this fag tricking at the bus stop Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo I said you sissy motherfucker you know you oughta spop Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo Spreading AIDS (spreading AIDS) Punk bitch (punk bitch) Watching dick (watching dick) You know a real nigga ain't about all that shit |
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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oh, you meant the other doo-wah-diddy song
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#11 |
General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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She'll be cumming around ...coming around the mountain when she cums! She'll b..err, comes.
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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nothing like a tiny white guy who listens to rap.
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#13 |
General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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Yo, I'm straight out of Compton yo!
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#14 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Whittier
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Life in plastic, it's fantastic
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Quote:
while rap is not my preferred music choice, it is all my friends listen to, so i know alot of it. |
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#16 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Iowa City, IA
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With so much drama in the L-B-C
It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G But I, somehow, some way Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day May I, kick a little something for the G's and, make a few ends as I breeze, through Two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin cause my momma ain't home I got bitches in the living room gettin it on and, they ain't leavin til six in the mornin So what you wanna do, sheeeit I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too So turn off the lights and close the doors But (but what) we don't love them hoes, yeah! So we gonna smoke a ounce to this G's up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind] |
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#17 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Does it comfort you to know you fought the good fight?
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#18 |
Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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dashboard what!
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Greatly Missed. (7/11/84-06/12/05)
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Palo Alto, CA
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You got a run in your panty hoe's even your daddy knows....
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#20 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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And I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about Sibbie
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#21 |
Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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strong bad what!
mckerney is representin' |
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#22 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Ok Shorty, how 'bout this one,
The hardest part isn't finding what we need to be It's being content with who we are |
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#23 |
General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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At home, drawing pictures, of mountain tops...
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UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
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#24 |
High School Varsity
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Charlotte, NC
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Hard up for some thread topics are you ?
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Mad City, WI
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Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
I believe that yours says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser" Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you What? What? What? What? What? It's all about the Pentiums! |
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
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It was once said by a man who couldn't quit
Dope man please can I have another hit The dope man said clucka, I don't give a shit If your girl kneeled down and sucked my dick It all happened and the guy tried to choke her Nigga didn't care, she ain't nothin but a smoka That's the way it goes that's the name of the game Young brotha gettin over by slangin cane Gold around his neck in 14 k heaven Bitches jockin' on his dick 24-7 plus he's makin Money keepin tha base heads waiting Rollin 6.4. wit tha fresh ass daytons Livin in Compton, Cailfornia CA His uzi up yo ass if he don't get paid Nigga begging for credit he's knockin out teeth Clockin much dollars on tha 1st and 15th Big wad of money nuttin less than a twenty Yo you want a five-oh the dope man gots plenty To be a dope man boy you must qualify Don't get high off your own supply From a kid to a G it's all about money 10 piece for 10 base pipe comes free If people out there are not hip 2 tha fact If you see some one gettin money 4 crack he's tha....... dope man dope man hey man give me a hit dope man dope man yo man fuck that shit dope man dope man we just can't quit dope man dope man well suck this bitch |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Dopeman dopeman's got another big plan
to sell it to you or anyone he can because this is much better than minimum wage no matter how things work he's still gonna get paid think about it for a minute more - it's either work at McDonalds or the corner store a quick money fix from a deal or 2 when a decision comes down what would you do? you take - take a welfare state or a dopeman's fate and keep the cycle spinnin' round dopeman dopeman's got the upperhand people wanna get as much as they can because those reasons they'll always stay the same and for some people it's the only way to stay sane and think about it for a minute more - a life of crime or hangin' round the liquor store a quick drug fix to get you through when the decision comes down what would you do? |
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Fuck the police commin' straight from the underground
A young nigger got it bad 'cause I'm brown And not the other color Some police think They have the authority to kill a minority Fuck that shit 'cause I ain't the one For a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun To be beaten on and thrown in jail We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell Fuckin' with me 'cause I'm a teenager With a little bit of gold and a pager Searchin' my car, lookin' for the product Thinkin' every nigger is sellin' narcotics You'd rather see me in the pen Than me and Lorenzo rollin' in a Benz-o Beat up police, out of shape And when I'm finished, Bring the yellow tape To tape off the scene of the slaughter Still gettin' Swoll' off bread and water I don't know if they fags or what Search a nigger down and grabbin' his nuts And on the other hand Without a gun, they can't get none But don't let it be a black and a white one 'Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top Black police showin' out for the white cop Ice Cube will Swarm On any motherfucker in a blue uniform Just 'cause I'm from the CPT Punk police are afraid of me, huh A young nigger on the warpath And when I finish, it's gonna be a bloodbath Of cops dyin' in L.A. Yo, Dre, I got something to say ... Fuck the police! Fuck the police! Fuck the police! Fuck the police! |
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#29 |
College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Mad City, WI
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And people wonder why rap gets a bad, uhh, rap.
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#30 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
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What are you trying to say?
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#31 |
College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Mad City, WI
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Trash like the last "song" you posted
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Fair enough. How about this one?
You came twice last year like a Sears catalog Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down But baby your black box is the one that I found I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny So down I go like I'm 2000 Flushes I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes She's one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes Yeah I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base I can tell that the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty |
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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#34 |
Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Passed out on the overpass
Sunday best and broken glass |
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#35 |
College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Mad City, WI
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How does a duck know, which direction south is?
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