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IWS #231 Results - Stupid Travels In Time
1) Stupid is traveling through time! What sort of time machine is Stupid using to make his journey?
I had NO idea what to expect from any of the questions...except for this one. The problem is, I fully expected this to be an even split between the DeLorean and the TARDIS. Stupid, however, knows what he wants. DeLorean 17 TARDIS 2 Car 2 Phone Booth 1 Hot Tub 1 Cabinet/Closet 1 Jules Verne's Machine 1 One that Works 1 2) Stupid is heading into the past first. What year does Stupid decide to visit? Stupid wants liberty or death! 1776 6 0 AD 5 1955 4 1 2 1985 1 30 AD 1 1492 1 Stupid's Birth Year 1 1900 1 1970 1 Stone Age 1 1950 1 1066 1 3) IWS Time Traveling Law allows Stupid to bring exactly one item back with him (aside from his time machine) into the past. What one modern item does Stupid take into the past? Stupid isn't going back in time unarmed. Gun 7 Cell Phone 6 Sports Almanac 4 Computer / Tablet 4 Camera 2 iPod 1 Dinosaur 1 Watch 1 4) Stupid's journeys into the past is complete. Now, it's time for stupid to go to the future! Stupid decides to go 1,000 years into the future. What discovery have we made that Stupid is most impressed with? Stupid has high hopes for aliens. Aliens 6 Flying Cars 4 FTL 4 Cure for Cancer 3 Teleportation 2 Time Travel 2 Immortality 1 Sex Bot 1 Life on Mars 1 Robots 1 3 Seashells 1 5) As impressed as Stupid is with the future, he finds himself disappointed that, even after a 1,000 years, we still don't have...what? Stupid does not, however, have high hopes for peace in our time...or in any other time. World Peace 6 Hoverboards 4 Teleportation 3 Immortality 3 Flying Cars 3 Cure for Cancer 2 Cure for Common Cold 1 Proof of Religion 1 Free Healthcare 1 Meals in Pill Form 1 Jetpack 1 6) Stupid decides he wants to be Stupid and mess with the timeline. He decides that killing one person and stopping some horrible thing sounds like a great idea. However, Stupid forgot all about Hitler when he decided to do this, and decided to go after someone else. Instead of Hitler, who does Stupid go back in time to kill? Stupid decides Bin Laden's going the fuck down. Bin Laden 11 Stalin 7 Obama 1 Mao Zedong 1 Hitler 1 Mohammed 1 Hitler's Mom 1 George W Bush 1 Genghis Khan 1 John Wilkes Booth 1 Code:
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08-13-2015, 09:19 AM | #2 |
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Obviously I was thinking DeLorean when answering "car"...stupid is right.
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08-13-2015, 10:28 AM | #3 |
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I can't believe I didn't think of Bin Ladin. I actually considered Booth and Stalin though.
Too many "your mom" jokes going on when I answered that question. |
08-13-2015, 10:32 AM | #4 |
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Pretty sure a couple of those answers for Question #6 has led to a couple new residents of GitMo.
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08-13-2015, 10:57 AM | #5 |
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Good luck finding decent cell phone coverage in 1776, what with the war going on and all.
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08-13-2015, 11:07 AM | #6 |
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Meh
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08-13-2015, 12:19 PM | #7 |
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LOVE the Hitler's Mom answer.
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08-13-2015, 12:20 PM | #8 |
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08-13-2015, 01:47 PM | #9 |
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Awesome set of questions... 1776, eh? I should have selected 0 AD. Oh well. Awesome stuff Panerd!
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08-13-2015, 06:15 PM | #10 |
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08-13-2015, 06:21 PM | #11 | |
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I went with 'car' for #1, even last second deleting my "a DeLorean, obviously" comment. It doesn't matter though, the gun slinging alien lovers would have kept me from first place anyway.
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08-13-2015, 07:21 PM | #12 |
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i put the year 0, then thought there was no year 0, and put 1. was not even close to being stupid on that one.
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08-13-2015, 10:05 PM | #13 |
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I have no idea why I said Dinosaur must have thought what was he bringing back from the past.
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08-13-2015, 10:27 PM | #14 |
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I was being a little too next-level with the year thinking that nobody would really want to go back to a time where the doctors just threw some leeches on you or whatever if you happened to get sick. I thought everyone would want to use their Marty McFly sports almanac to make a killing on gambling!
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08-14-2015, 04:39 AM | #15 |
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Why would you take a cell phone back?
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08-14-2015, 06:41 AM | #16 | |
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Been there my friend. Happy New York Day! Not for cell service... Grab a few photos... play some awesome futuristic music... play some stupid games to kill time... basically waste time just like we do in modern times. Until the battery runs out I guess! Stupid is as stupid does.
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08-14-2015, 06:52 PM | #17 |
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damn, me and my GF argued over gun vs cell phone...I picked gun (and i typed).
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