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Old 05-05-2003, 02:21 AM   #1
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The Force is Strong With This One...

Apparently, this kid rented a camcorder from his school and taped himself as Jedi practicing with his lightsaber (a broomstick.) The problem is that he forgot to hold on to the tape and now it is making some noise on the internet.

Enjoy...

http://www.waxy.org/random/video/Sta..._Kid_Remix.wmv


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Old 05-05-2003, 02:25 AM   #2
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BAHAHAHA that is some funny ass stuff...

great link.
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Old 05-05-2003, 02:35 AM   #3
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You've got to be careful these days. Anything that you do might wind up on the internet.
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Old 05-05-2003, 03:47 AM   #4
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totally...

http://www.dirtynudepicsofoykib.com
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Old 05-05-2003, 04:41 AM   #5
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http://www.waxy.org/random/video/Star_Wars_Kid.wmv


Is the whole video.. minus the additions
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Old 05-05-2003, 05:02 AM   #6
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totally...

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Seriously, I don't know what I was thinking.

It all started so well, too...

Who'd've thought that a pair of juggy twins, their chunky friend, a bottle of Cuervo, and an eightball could turn out so bad.
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Old 05-05-2003, 07:27 AM   #7
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Most exercise that Jedi has had since he couldn't levitate his donut to his mouth
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Old 05-05-2003, 07:46 AM   #8
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Anyone else get the idea that this kid is gonna crack and go shoot up a school or something?
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Old 05-05-2003, 07:56 AM   #9
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I think he should just Jedi Knight them to death. Nothing like a fat kid twirling around to wake you up in the morning.
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Old 05-05-2003, 08:00 AM   #10
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I think he should just Jedi Knight them to death. Nothing like a fat kid twirling around to wake you up in the morning.


Mrs. Fritz would agree.
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Old 05-05-2003, 08:21 AM   #11
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I thought this was a video from your childhood fritz
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Old 05-05-2003, 08:24 AM   #12
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Old 05-05-2003, 08:25 AM   #13
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I thought this was a video from your childhood fritz


no. there were no moving pictures when I was a child and I was skinny then.
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Old 05-05-2003, 08:29 AM   #14
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Anyone else get the idea that this kid is gonna crack and go shoot up a school or something?


If he wasn't before, he probably will now.
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Old 05-05-2003, 11:50 AM   #15
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It looked planned with that jacket that he wanted to slip on. Take the jacket out and it would have been more believable, IMHO.

Good stuff though...
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Old 05-05-2003, 11:55 AM   #16
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It looked planned with that jacket that he wanted to slip on. Take the jacket out and it would have been more believable, IMHO.

Good stuff though...


plus, where is he? when he accidentally hits the black stuff enclosing the area, it moves. Did he set up some elaborate "set" to practice this?
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Old 05-05-2003, 11:57 AM   #17
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maybe we are just looking too far into this homer...
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Old 05-05-2003, 12:14 PM   #18
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That remix is simply beautiful. Full marks to whomever did the editing on that.

Watching it though, I can almost picture it as an old Chris Farley SNL skit for some reason.
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Old 05-05-2003, 12:18 PM   #19
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Alright... you guys stop watching it already so I can download it... sheesh..
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Old 05-05-2003, 01:10 PM   #20
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http://www.waxy.org/random/video/Star_Wars_Kid.wmv

This is it ?? Some fat kid twirling a stick around ? I just shot a minute and 48 seconds of my life straight to hell.
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Old 05-05-2003, 01:44 PM   #21
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If you watch the un-edited video it ends with a basketball game. I bet he is an AV student. He was goofing off and forgot to erase it and some other students found it. The rest is history.
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Old 05-05-2003, 01:51 PM   #22
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That remix is simply beautiful. Full marks to whomever did the editing on that.

Watching it though, I can almost picture it as an old Chris Farley SNL skit for some reason.


I was thinking the same thing. Good ole Farley.


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Old 05-05-2003, 03:39 PM   #23
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That is some funny stuff. But this takes the cake. Do you know what his lightsaber is? It's a golf ball retriever. No other comments neccessary


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Old 05-05-2003, 05:29 PM   #24
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I think Lucas should give this kid a cameo in Episode III.
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Old 05-05-2003, 09:35 PM   #25
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Update: I've turned off new comments in this thread because of the mean-spirited tone, and deleted the most vicious comments. Yes, he's fat and awkward. We get it. Since 90% of the traffic to these videos is coming from gaming, technology, and Star Wars news websites, I'm guessing that most of you weren't any cooler in junior high school than this poor kid. All you geeks, nerds, and dorks out there need to think twice before trashing one of your own.

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Old 05-06-2003, 11:13 AM   #26
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Update: I've turned off new comments in this thread because of the mean-spirited tone, and deleted the most vicious comments. Yes, he's fat and awkward. We get it. Since 90% of the traffic to these videos is coming from gaming, technology, and Star Wars news websites, I'm guessing that most of you weren't any cooler in junior high school than this poor kid. All you geeks, nerds, and dorks out there need to think twice before trashing one of your own.
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Old 05-06-2003, 09:40 PM   #27
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Was that post deleted or something?

Definently quote of the moment material.
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Old 05-06-2003, 10:17 PM   #28
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no, that was from the site, not here
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Old 05-06-2003, 10:59 PM   #29
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The real question is, has this kid broken the covenant with his audience?
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Old 05-07-2003, 08:15 PM   #30
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Check out the remake of this....


http://www.waxy.org/random/video/Sta..._Kid_Remix.wmv
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:56 PM   #31
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Check it out... this kid's a legend now... and apparently $4000 richer...

http://www.cinescape.com/0/editorial...6&obj_id=38683

"Star Wars Kid" goes mainstream
Some might even say his video was better than the prequels

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Dateline: Wednesday, May 21, 2003

By: PATRICK SAURIOL
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Source: The New York Times, The National Post, Wired, Waxy.org

Just over one month ago a video that was never meant to be seen by anyone except its creator was uploaded to the Kazaa file sharing network. If you downloaded it, you would see an overweight 15-year-old teenager holding a golf ball retriever pretending it was actually a double-bladed lightsaber, like the one used by Darth Maul in STAR WARS: THE PHANTOM MENACE. Totally without self-consciousness and with real intensity, the teen awkwardly dances about the small studio, spinning and whirling both himself and the retriever around. At some points he even makes the appropriate VRROOOM! lightsaber noises.

It's something a lot of STAR WARS fans did when they were younger (and maybe still do when no one is looking.) But for the teen on the video, his mistake was leaving the tape where other kids from his Quebec high school found it and uploaded it to Kazaa to humiliate him. Soon video game fansites and computer geek blog websites were linking to the video. But when some video game developers saw the video they modified it to include an opening scrawl like the ones at the start of the STAR WARS films -- as well as adding lightsaber and sound special effects. And then the popularity of the underground video really took off.


To date, at least two million downloads of the so-called "Star Wars Kid" short have been downloaded from various mirror sites. The story is now reaching critical mass, with articles appearing in Wired, the National Post, even The New York Times all this week. And hundreds of anonymous viewers are leading a wave of support for the teen seen in the video.


The Star Wars Kid, known only by his first name Ghyslain, has taken a lot of hurtful comments and laughter from the kids at his school, but now the tide is turning. A website has set up a donation form allowing fans of the Star Wars Kid to donate a few bucks to show their support of his passion for being a kid at heart, and to show there's a difference between laughing with someone at at them. Even though the site owner was only expecting enough to buy Ghyslain an Apple iPod, over $4,000 dollars has been donated so far. The website's owner promises every cent will reach Ghyslain.


Reached for comment, the "Star Wars Kid" just wishes all the attention he's received had never happened and the genie was never let out of the digital bottle. Nevertheless, Ghyslain's video has touched a nerve amongst fans who may remember times when they weren't the most popular kid at school, and when the imagination and courage to pretend to be a Jedi Knight wasn't something we felt embarassed about.


On behalf of those of us who ever switched on a flashlight with a plastic tube taped on the end of it, we say to Ghyslain: May the Force be with you!
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:31 PM   #32
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Hopefully they'll collect enought to buy him a new first name.
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:36 PM   #33
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No kidding. His parents must have been Star Wars geeks too to give him a name like that...
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:36 PM   #34
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I laughed so hard yesterday when I learned that the kid is actually from Trois-Rivières, a city right in the middle between Montreal and Quebec City. I had seen the video when it was first posted here, but it was only talked about yesterday in news reports...

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Old 05-22-2003, 04:57 PM   #35
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What a terrible name
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Old 05-22-2003, 07:52 PM   #36
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I know Ghyslain is a rather ugly name, it's kinda common around here though...

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