02-04-2004, 12:24 PM | #1 | ||
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FOFC Member Draft
I said "member"....
This is pretty self-explainatory. Just like picking teams for kickball in elementary school, we're going to have 10 people draft teams of other FOFC members. The rules are: 1. First ten people to post their interest here do the drafting. 2. You don't have to draft yourself - it's assumed that you're on your own team already. 3. You can draft any FOFC member. Past or present. 4. Each pick will be rated at the end of every round. The criteria for rating picks will be determined later, and is open for some limited discussion - but I reserve the right to have the final say. I'm thinking we rate each pick on number of posts, overall recognition, community contribution, insightfulness, and publicity. More on these later... 5. There will be 4 rounds. That's 40 members - enough to include all the "f---ing elitists" and room for some fringe picks, but limited enough to "keep it real." 6. No trolling or whining, please. Have fun with it, but don't be a little b!tch. |
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02-04-2004, 12:33 PM | #2 |
Bonafide Seminole Fan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Miami
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I want to be drafted!!! I can confirm I will be drafted.
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Subby's favorite woman hater. |
02-04-2004, 12:37 PM | #3 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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I'm not drafting anyone else's member...no thanks...
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
02-04-2004, 12:41 PM | #4 |
Coordinator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Utah
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Count me in !!
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"forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future" |
02-04-2004, 01:11 PM | #5 |
Banned
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I want to draft!
Quick, someone register the name "Robotron" |
02-04-2004, 01:11 PM | #6 |
Banned
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Dude needed 2 JOYSTICKS!
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02-04-2004, 01:12 PM | #7 |
Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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this is another one of those bad ideas.
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster |
02-04-2004, 01:15 PM | #8 |
Banned
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I could get banned after this game.
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02-04-2004, 01:16 PM | #9 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Actually, now that I think about it, I better not be in this draft.
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02-04-2004, 01:18 PM | #10 |
Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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I'm drafting!
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02-04-2004, 01:19 PM | #11 |
Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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We could go 10 rounds or have say... 15-20 people.
40 members does not do enough justice to an FOFC draft. |
02-04-2004, 01:44 PM | #12 | |
Banned
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Why not? Anyhow... I'm declaring myself ineligible, so I can't draft, or be drafted. |
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02-04-2004, 02:02 PM | #13 |
lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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Code:
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02-04-2004, 02:03 PM | #14 | |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Allen Park, MI
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02-04-2004, 02:18 PM | #15 | |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Assuming we still had the QOTM, how would we nominate this post?
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02-04-2004, 02:19 PM | #16 | |
Banned
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Wow... I made FOFC jump the shark... nice... |
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02-04-2004, 02:24 PM | #17 |
Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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>FOFC
>> >> >>***WATER**** SHARK COLOSSAL SQUID
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02-04-2004, 03:21 PM | #18 |
Roster Filler
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Cicero
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A warning: If not drafted, I am suing SkyDog for the damage it does to my psyche. I hear he carries around a really expensive cell phone.
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http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price! |
02-04-2004, 03:27 PM | #19 |
Banned
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Anyone need/want an agent? Samdari? I'm a very good negotiator.
I promise to SHOW YOU THE..uggghhh....elitism. |
02-04-2004, 03:31 PM | #20 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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I want Afoci as my agent.
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02-04-2004, 03:33 PM | #21 | |
Banned
Join Date: Dec 2003
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No, you don't want that fucking prick. He can't even remember the names of the men you bang. |
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02-04-2004, 09:17 PM | #22 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Iowa City, IA
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dude, I'm so in
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02-04-2004, 09:20 PM | #23 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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I'm in, I don't see why everyone is so against this idea, we're all adults.
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02-04-2004, 09:24 PM | #24 | |
College Starter
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Fort Lackland, Texas (San Antonio)
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Haven't been here long, have ya?
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02-04-2004, 10:12 PM | #25 | |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Murfreesboro, TN
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Fargo.... I'll hire you.... 25% of whatever I get good for you? I hope to sign for at least 27 cents... so that gives you, roughly 7 cents. Cool? |
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02-04-2004, 10:33 PM | #26 | |
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Just look at you! You're almost touching the rim! The rim for god's sake!! With the way they pay a guy like Van Horn, just imagine how much the Knicks would pay for your services. I'd say 6 years, 70 million. And I'm not going any lower if this other league decides to pick you, the FOFC, or whatever it's called. That's 17.5mil for me. Glad to be your agent, sir. Ricky Capgrabber ------------------- "Got any cap room?" Last edited by FargoFreez aka fof playa : 02-04-2004 at 10:33 PM. |
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02-04-2004, 11:36 PM | #27 | |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: New York
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Ben never told us how the ribs were though... |
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02-04-2004, 11:40 PM | #28 | |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Murfreesboro, TN
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Where'd you find THAT picture? Jeez, I have that junk in the open for you guys to see? Eek... I'm almost touching the rim? LMAO I'm 5'10'' too for your information. The next Iverson. Edit: Oh yeah.. I think I missed that shot, I don't really remember though! Last edited by mauchow : 02-04-2004 at 11:41 PM. |
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02-05-2004, 12:18 AM | #29 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Moorhead
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You all want Coffee. The man is a warlord and crazy as hell. Most people fight over land, oil, bithces and broads. But not this man, he is all about the coffee, the funny hate and trying to bring his second company down in about as many years. The man will bankrupt your team, but will provide you with numerous funny pictures and a story of women purchasing vibrators. Sadly no pictures because he will be too busy playing pocket pool with a chimp named barbara. Bushy tail.
I got nothing.
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I had something. |
02-05-2004, 12:32 AM | #30 |
FOFC Survivor
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Wentzville, MO
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I am hiring The Afoci as my agent as well.
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Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum. |
02-05-2004, 12:53 AM | #31 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Little Rock, AR
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I have decided to skip college and declare myself elgible for the draft.
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02-05-2004, 05:38 AM | #32 |
Bonafide Seminole Fan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Miami
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I am projected as a middle first round to early second pick. I hope I am picked as I will bring alot of misspelled words, bad grammar and work ethic.
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Subby's favorite woman hater. |
02-05-2004, 08:41 AM | #33 |
Banned
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noop?
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02-05-2004, 09:48 AM | #34 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Moorhead
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What can a man say about Ardent Enthusiast? Besides that he is in the Navy, was one time trapped on a boat with only men for what seemed like years... Now as much as that sounds like the story line to an upcoming gay porn film, it isn't. Well actually it may, but not one starring him. It would be unfair to everyone else I represent. Everyone knows you have to star in Donkey Porn and Midget Porn before moving up to Gay Porn. Even if you are in the Navy. Anywho, AE is a simple man from Bonne Terre. A man coming from a town which sounds like an injury one could recieve from gay porn should be drafted highly in this draft. As your draftee, he will forever be your slave. Rumor has it, this simple man was programmed by the government and is now some sort of electronics expert. He could probably build you a robot.
Here is five dollars.
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I had something. |
02-05-2004, 09:51 AM | #35 |
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noop from the backside is poon.
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02-05-2004, 09:59 AM | #36 | |
Pro Rookie
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Location: Moorhead
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If I was his agent, Noop from the backside would be at least $50.
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I had something. |
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02-05-2004, 10:22 AM | #37 | ||
Pro Rookie
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Location: Moorhead
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I didn't know this draft invovled females. I guess your stock will drop a bunch with decision skills like this...
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I had something. |
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02-05-2004, 10:23 AM | #38 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Scottsdale, Arizona
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its going to kill my self-esteem if im not drafted...
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02-05-2004, 10:24 AM | #39 | |
Pro Rookie
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Location: Moorhead
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Sounds like you need a good agent...
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I had something. |
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02-05-2004, 10:28 AM | #40 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Scottsdale, Arizona
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what you got to offer me?
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Underachievement The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. Despair It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. Demotivation Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html |
02-05-2004, 10:31 AM | #41 | |
Pro Rookie
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Location: Moorhead
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Have you ever had dealings with a draft that involved yourself? I didn't think so. Now, if you are what I think you are, a midget donkey rider from the Southwest who has a huge desire for all foods containing kidney beans, I can do a bunch. Other than that, people seem to like me or mention me. Come to me and you will get publicity. Good or bad...
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I had something. |
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02-05-2004, 10:37 AM | #42 |
Coordinator
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Location: Scottsdale, Arizona
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ill follow ardent into your partnership. Hopefully whoever runs this takes into account how active i am in other forums, as im not the big dog in general discussion in any form.
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Underachievement The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. Despair It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. Demotivation Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html Last edited by Blade6119 : 02-05-2004 at 10:37 AM. |
02-05-2004, 10:40 AM | #43 |
Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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I would like to draft some kids. I could always use some fresh blood for my deathsports.
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Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again! |
02-05-2004, 10:42 AM | #44 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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I'm very pleased with Afoci thus far as my agent. In fact, I've decided to up his percentage from .01% to .05%, and doubling his llama tribute. He's earned it.
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02-05-2004, 10:42 AM | #45 |
Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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Since it would be a conflict of interest, I would like to represent you AE. Im here to tell you that anything less than sex with The Afoci, Subby, or Marmel is not an offer you should take.
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Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again! |
02-05-2004, 10:43 AM | #46 | |
Head Coach
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Location: Colorado Springs
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I offer you a guaranteed 1st overall pick. |
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02-05-2004, 10:45 AM | #47 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Scottsdale, Arizona
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uh-oh afoci...if he leaves, i might have to leave too...goota stick with my Missouri brothers...
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Underachievement The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. Despair It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. Demotivation Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html |
02-05-2004, 10:45 AM | #48 | |
Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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Yes, but only from these three people. Anything less would be a travesty of men.
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Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again! |
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02-05-2004, 10:46 AM | #49 |
Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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You can't beat the ham-fisted cunt!
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Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again! |
02-05-2004, 10:48 AM | #50 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Moorhead
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As long as I still have Coffee. And if AE and you both sign with Coffee, it is the same as signing with me. My reach in the dealings of FOFC Members is far reaching. The llamas CW gives you are the same llamas I give him. If you want the sloppy seconds on llamas be my guest...
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I had something. |
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