FOFC Member Draft

Franklinnoble · 02-04-2004, 12:24 PM

I said "member"....

This is pretty self-explainatory. Just like picking teams for kickball in elementary school, we're going to have 10 people draft teams of other FOFC members.

The rules are:

1. First ten people to post their interest here do the drafting.
2. You don't have to draft yourself - it's assumed that you're on your own team already.
3. You can draft any FOFC member. Past or present.
4. Each pick will be rated at the end of every round. The criteria for rating picks will be determined later, and is open for some limited discussion - but I reserve the right to have the final say. I'm thinking we rate each pick on number of posts, overall recognition, community contribution, insightfulness, and publicity. More on these later...
5. There will be 4 rounds. That's 40 members - enough to include all the "f---ing elitists" and room for some fringe picks, but limited enough to "keep it real."
6. No trolling or whining, please. Have fun with it, but don't be a little b!tch.

Noop · 02-04-2004, 12:33 PM

I want to be drafted!!! I can confirm I will be drafted.

rkmsuf · 02-04-2004, 12:37 PM

I'm not drafting anyone else's member...no thanks...

MacroGuru · 02-04-2004, 12:41 PM

Count me in !!

wig · 02-04-2004, 01:11 PM

I want to draft!

Quick, someone register the name "Robotron"

wig · 02-04-2004, 01:11 PM

Dude needed 2 JOYSTICKS!

Fritz · 02-04-2004, 01:12 PM

this is another one of those bad ideas.

wig · 02-04-2004, 01:15 PM

I could get banned after this game.

wig · 02-04-2004, 01:16 PM

Actually, now that I think about it, I better not be in this draft.

korme · 02-04-2004, 01:18 PM

I'm drafting!

korme · 02-04-2004, 01:19 PM

We could go 10 rounds or have say... 15-20 people.

40 members does not do enough justice to an FOFC draft.

Franklinnoble · 02-04-2004, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

We could go 10 rounds or have say... 15-20 people.

40 members does not do enough justice to an FOFC draft.

Why not?

Anyhow... I'm declaring myself ineligible, so I can't draft, or be drafted.

Subby · 02-04-2004, 02:02 PM

Code:

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     SHARK

TLK · 02-04-2004, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

Code:

 		 >FOFC
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  >>***WATER****
  			 
     SHARK

Ksyrup · 02-04-2004, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

Code:

		 >FOFC
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>>***WATER****
 
SHARK

Assuming we still had the QOTM, how would we nominate this post?

Franklinnoble · 02-04-2004, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

Code:

 		 >FOFC
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  >>***WATER****
  			 
     SHARK

Wow... I made FOFC jump the shark... nice...

WSUCougar · 02-04-2004, 02:24 PM

>FOFC
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>>
>>***WATER****

SHARK

COLOSSAL SQUID

Samdari · 02-04-2004, 03:21 PM

A warning: If not drafted, I am suing SkyDog for the damage it does to my psyche. I hear he carries around a really expensive cell phone.

FargoFreez aka fof playa · 02-04-2004, 03:27 PM

Anyone need/want an agent? Samdari? I'm a very good negotiator.

I promise to SHOW YOU THE..uggghhh....elitism.

Coffee Warlord · 02-04-2004, 03:31 PM

I want Afoci as my agent.

FargoFreez aka fof playa · 02-04-2004, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

I want Afoci as my agent.

No, you don't want that fucking prick. He can't even remember the names of the men you bang.

tucker342 · 02-04-2004, 09:17 PM

dude, I'm so in

Suicane75 · 02-04-2004, 09:20 PM

I'm in, I don't see why everyone is so against this idea, we're all adults.

The_herd · 02-04-2004, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

....we're all adults.

Haven't been here long, have ya?

mauchow · 02-04-2004, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FargoFreez aka fof playa

Anyone need/want an agent? Samdari? I'm a very good negotiator.

I promise to SHOW YOU THE..uggghhh....elitism.

Fargo.... I'll hire you.... 25% of whatever I get good for you?

I hope to sign for at least 27 cents... so that gives you, roughly 7 cents. Cool?

FargoFreez aka fof playa · 02-04-2004, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mauboy1

Fargo.... I'll hire you.... 25% of whatever I get good for you?

I hope to sign for at least 27 cents... so that gives you, roughly 7 cents. Cool?

27 cents! Are you absolutely nuts!?!!??

Just look at you! You're almost touching the rim! The rim for god's sake!!

With the way they pay a guy like Van Horn, just imagine how much the Knicks would pay for your services. I'd say 6 years, 70 million. And I'm not going any lower if this other league decides to pick you, the FOFC, or whatever it's called.

That's 17.5mil for me. Glad to be your agent, sir.

Ricky Capgrabber

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"Got any cap room?"

BigJohn&TheLions · 02-04-2004, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samdari

A warning: If not drafted, I am suing SkyDog for the damage it does to my psyche. I hear he carries around a really expensive cell phone.

Good one!

Ben never told us how the ribs were though...

mauchow · 02-04-2004, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FargoFreez aka fof playa

27 cents! Are you absolutely nuts!?!!??

Just look at you! You're almost touching the rim! The rim for god's sake!!

With the way they pay a guy like Van Horn, just imagine how much the Knicks would pay for your services. I'd say 6 years, 70 million. And I'm not going any lower if this other league decides to pick you, the FOFC, or whatever it's called.

That's 17.5mil for me. Glad to be your agent, sir.

Ricky Capgrabber

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"Got any cap room?"

Where'd you find THAT picture? Jeez, I have that junk in the open for you guys to see? Eek... I'm almost touching the rim? LMAO I'm 5'10'' too for your information. The next Iverson.

Edit: Oh yeah.. I think I missed that shot, I don't really remember though!

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 12:18 AM

You all want Coffee. The man is a warlord and crazy as hell. Most people fight over land, oil, bithces and broads. But not this man, he is all about the coffee, the funny hate and trying to bring his second company down in about as many years. The man will bankrupt your team, but will provide you with numerous funny pictures and a story of women purchasing vibrators. Sadly no pictures because he will be too busy playing pocket pool with a chimp named barbara. Bushy tail.

I got nothing.

Poli · 02-05-2004, 12:32 AM

I am hiring The Afoci as my agent as well.

GoldenEagle · 02-05-2004, 12:53 AM

I have decided to skip college and declare myself elgible for the draft.

Noop · 02-05-2004, 05:38 AM

I am projected as a middle first round to early second pick. I hope I am picked as I will bring alot of misspelled words, bad grammar and work ethic.

wig · 02-05-2004, 08:41 AM

noop?

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 09:48 AM

What can a man say about Ardent Enthusiast? Besides that he is in the Navy, was one time trapped on a boat with only men for what seemed like years... Now as much as that sounds like the story line to an upcoming gay porn film, it isn't. Well actually it may, but not one starring him. It would be unfair to everyone else I represent. Everyone knows you have to star in Donkey Porn and Midget Porn before moving up to Gay Porn. Even if you are in the Navy. Anywho, AE is a simple man from Bonne Terre. A man coming from a town which sounds like an injury one could recieve from gay porn should be drafted highly in this draft. As your draftee, he will forever be your slave. Rumor has it, this simple man was programmed by the government and is now some sort of electronics expert. He could probably build you a robot.

Here is five dollars.

wig · 02-05-2004, 09:51 AM

noop from the backside is poon.

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wig

noop from the backside is poon.

If I was his agent, Noop from the backside would be at least $50.

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ardent enthusiast

I am hiring The Afoci as my agent as well.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ardent enthusiast

I need a new agent.

I didn't know this draft invovled females. I guess your stock will drop a bunch with decision skills like this...

Blade6119 · 02-05-2004, 10:23 AM

its going to kill my self-esteem if im not drafted...

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade6119

its going to kill my self-esteem if im not drafted...

Sounds like you need a good agent...

Blade6119 · 02-05-2004, 10:28 AM

what you got to offer me?

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade6119

what you got to offer me?

Have you ever had dealings with a draft that involved yourself? I didn't think so. Now, if you are what I think you are, a midget donkey rider from the Southwest who has a huge desire for all foods containing kidney beans, I can do a bunch. Other than that, people seem to like me or mention me. Come to me and you will get publicity. Good or bad...

Blade6119 · 02-05-2004, 10:37 AM

ill follow ardent into your partnership. Hopefully whoever runs this takes into account how active i am in other forums, as im not the big dog in general discussion in any form.

Airhog · 02-05-2004, 10:40 AM

I would like to draft some kids. I could always use some fresh blood for my deathsports.

Coffee Warlord · 02-05-2004, 10:42 AM

I'm very pleased with Afoci thus far as my agent. In fact, I've decided to up his percentage from .01% to .05%, and doubling his llama tribute. He's earned it.

Airhog · 02-05-2004, 10:42 AM

Since it would be a conflict of interest, I would like to represent you AE. Im here to tell you that anything less than sex with The Afoci, Subby, or Marmel is not an offer you should take.

Coffee Warlord · 02-05-2004, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ardent enthusiast

Ehm, I'm currently looking for different representation.

I am considering Coffee Warlord, WSUCougar, and Mizzourah. However, I will field any offers.

I offer you a guaranteed 1st overall pick.

Blade6119 · 02-05-2004, 10:45 AM

uh-oh afoci...if he leaves, i might have to leave too...goota stick with my Missouri brothers...

Airhog · 02-05-2004, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ardent enthusiast

You mean to say I should take offers for sex?

Yes, but only from these three people. Anything less would be a travesty of men.

Airhog · 02-05-2004, 10:46 AM

You can't beat the ham-fisted cunt!

The Afoci · 02-05-2004, 10:48 AM

As long as I still have Coffee. And if AE and you both sign with Coffee, it is the same as signing with me. My reach in the dealings of FOFC Members is far reaching. The llamas CW gives you are the same llamas I give him. If you want the sloppy seconds on llamas be my guest...

02-04-2004, 12:33 PM	#2
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	I want to be drafted!!! I can confirm I will be drafted. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

02-04-2004, 12:37 PM	#3
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I'm not drafting anyone else's member...no thanks... __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-04-2004, 12:41 PM	#4
MacroGuru Coordinator Join Date: May 2003 Location: Utah	Count me in !! __________________ "forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future"

02-04-2004, 01:12 PM	#7
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	this is another one of those bad ideas. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

02-04-2004, 02:02 PM	#13
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	Code: >FOFC >> >> >>*WATER** SHARK

02-04-2004, 01:11 PM	#5
wig Banned Join Date: Jan 2004	I want to draft! Quick, someone register the name "Robotron"

02-04-2004, 01:15 PM	#8
wig Banned Join Date: Jan 2004	I could get banned after this game.

02-04-2004, 01:16 PM	#9
wig Banned Join Date: Jan 2004	Actually, now that I think about it, I better not be in this draft.

02-04-2004, 01:18 PM	#10
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I'm drafting!

02-04-2004, 01:19 PM	#11
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	We could go 10 rounds or have say... 15-20 people. 40 members does not do enough justice to an FOFC draft.

02-04-2004, 02:24 PM	#17
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	>FOFC >> >> >>*WATER** SHARK COLOSSAL SQUID __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

02-04-2004, 03:21 PM	#18
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	A warning: If not drafted, I am suing SkyDog for the damage it does to my psyche. I hear he carries around a really expensive cell phone. __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

02-04-2004, 03:27 PM	#19
FargoFreez aka fof playa Banned Join Date: Dec 2003	Anyone need/want an agent? Samdari? I'm a very good negotiator. I promise to SHOW YOU THE..uggghhh....elitism.

02-04-2004, 03:31 PM	#20
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	I want Afoci as my agent.

02-04-2004, 09:17 PM	#22
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	dude, I'm so in

02-04-2004, 09:20 PM	#23
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I'm in, I don't see why everyone is so against this idea, we're all adults.

02-05-2004, 12:18 AM	#29
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	You all want Coffee. The man is a warlord and crazy as hell. Most people fight over land, oil, bithces and broads. But not this man, he is all about the coffee, the funny hate and trying to bring his second company down in about as many years. The man will bankrupt your team, but will provide you with numerous funny pictures and a story of women purchasing vibrators. Sadly no pictures because he will be too busy playing pocket pool with a chimp named barbara. Bushy tail. I got nothing. __________________ I had something.

02-05-2004, 12:32 AM	#30
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I am hiring The Afoci as my agent as well. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-05-2004, 12:53 AM	#31
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	I have decided to skip college and declare myself elgible for the draft.

02-05-2004, 05:38 AM	#32
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	I am projected as a middle first round to early second pick. I hope I am picked as I will bring alot of misspelled words, bad grammar and work ethic. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

02-05-2004, 08:41 AM	#33
wig Banned Join Date: Jan 2004	noop?

02-05-2004, 09:48 AM	#34
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	What can a man say about Ardent Enthusiast? Besides that he is in the Navy, was one time trapped on a boat with only men for what seemed like years... Now as much as that sounds like the story line to an upcoming gay porn film, it isn't. Well actually it may, but not one starring him. It would be unfair to everyone else I represent. Everyone knows you have to star in Donkey Porn and Midget Porn before moving up to Gay Porn. Even if you are in the Navy. Anywho, AE is a simple man from Bonne Terre. A man coming from a town which sounds like an injury one could recieve from gay porn should be drafted highly in this draft. As your draftee, he will forever be your slave. Rumor has it, this simple man was programmed by the government and is now some sort of electronics expert. He could probably build you a robot. Here is five dollars. __________________ I had something.

02-05-2004, 09:51 AM	#35
wig Banned Join Date: Jan 2004	noop from the backside is poon.

02-05-2004, 10:23 AM	#38
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	its going to kill my self-esteem if im not drafted... __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

02-05-2004, 10:28 AM	#40
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	what you got to offer me? __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

02-05-2004, 10:37 AM	#42
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	ill follow ardent into your partnership. Hopefully whoever runs this takes into account how active i am in other forums, as im not the big dog in general discussion in any form. __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html Last edited by Blade6119 : 02-05-2004 at 10:37 AM.

02-05-2004, 10:40 AM	#43
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	I would like to draft some kids. I could always use some fresh blood for my deathsports. __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

02-05-2004, 10:42 AM	#44
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	I'm very pleased with Afoci thus far as my agent. In fact, I've decided to up his percentage from .01% to .05%, and doubling his llama tribute. He's earned it.

02-05-2004, 10:45 AM	#47
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	uh-oh afoci...if he leaves, i might have to leave too...goota stick with my Missouri brothers... __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

02-05-2004, 10:46 AM	#49
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	You can't beat the ham-fisted cunt! __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

02-05-2004, 10:48 AM	#50
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	As long as I still have Coffee. And if AE and you both sign with Coffee, it is the same as signing with me. My reach in the dealings of FOFC Members is far reaching. The llamas CW gives you are the same llamas I give him. If you want the sloppy seconds on llamas be my guest... __________________ I had something.

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