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Old 05-19-2009, 08:22 AM   #1
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Why Must He Be Such An Angry Young Man...
...when his political future looks quite bright to his dad?

This article might win the prize for most lolworthy moments per story line.


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Son's messy room leads to dad's 911 call
28-year-old threw plate of food, made fist when told to clean up

BEDFORD, Ohio - An Ohio man who argued with his grown son over a messy bedroom says he overreacted when he called 911.

Andrew Mizsak called authorities Thursday after his 28-year-old son — who's a school board member in the Cleveland suburb of Bedford — threw a plate of food across the kitchen table and made a fist at him when told to clean his room.

The son, also named Andrew, lives in a room in his parents' basement.

The father declined to press charges and told police he doesn't want to ruin his son's political career.

The son, who also works as a political consultant, says he's lucky to be living in the house rent free. He also promises to keep his room clean.
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Old 05-19-2009, 08:23 AM   #2
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Old 05-19-2009, 08:29 AM   #3
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Bedford is a political hotbed. Dad made a wise choice there.
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Old 05-19-2009, 08:30 AM   #4
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http://www.cleveland.com/news/index....your_room.html

And there is a picture, just to give you a true visual
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Old 05-19-2009, 08:37 AM   #5
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Awfully early in the morning for a Styx reference.
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Old 05-19-2009, 08:51 AM   #6
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28 - I wonder if he's allowed to have sleepovers. If he keeps his room clean that is.
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Old 05-19-2009, 08:57 AM   #7
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28 - I wonder if he's allowed to have sleepovers. If he keeps his room clean that is.

This just makes me think of Grandma's Boy.
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Old 05-19-2009, 09:18 AM   #8
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http://www.cleveland.com/news/index....your_room.html

And there is a picture, just to give you a true visual

That dude's got Michael-Douglas-in-Falling-Down-style glasses. Stay the fuck away from the Bedford McDonalds!
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Old 05-19-2009, 09:59 AM   #9
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:29 AM   #10
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Awfully early in the morning for a Styx reference.

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Old 05-19-2009, 11:33 AM   #11
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Wonder what his girlfriend had to say abo.....oh wait...nevermind.
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Old 05-19-2009, 11:49 AM   #12
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The son, also named Andrew, lives in a room in his parents' basement.
Anyone know the URL of his blog?
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Old 05-19-2009, 12:06 PM   #13
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Anyone know the URL of his blog?

I bet you could Twitter that question & get an answer within a few retweets.
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Old 05-19-2009, 12:14 PM   #14
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This just makes me think of Grandma's Boy.

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Old 05-19-2009, 12:38 PM   #15
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downgoesbrown.com
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Old 05-19-2009, 12:42 PM   #16
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Wonder what his girlfriend had to say abo.....oh wait...nevermind.

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Old 05-19-2009, 01:55 PM   #17
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Awfully early in the morning for a Styx reference.


It is never to early or late for a Styx reference. It is always the best of times.
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