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IWS #162: You Don't Always Die From Tobacco
This episode of IWS is dedicated to my hero:
The Rules The rules are the same as previous FOFC Im With Stupid" Contests, as set forth by the games widely revered and most truly beloved founding fathers. The object of this contest is to answer the questions posted, and to provide the most common answer among those submitted. For each question, your score will be equal to the number of people who submitted that response. Your score for the contest will be the product of your individual question scores. Yes, that means they will be multiplied together, not added. Highest score wins. Collaboration of any kind is strictly forbidden. No posting your answers to this board, nor sharing them by e-mail or in any other way with other potential contestants. All determinations of "matches" and anything else requiring judgment fall to that of the sole administrator of this round of the game. You can reduce the need for doubt and judgment by properly spelling your submissions, being clear, and that sort of thing. My decisions are final and inarguable. Whining or otherwise making a nuisance of yourself gives me license to reduce your score to zero, and make fun of you and/or your loved ones in public. Any references that are unclear to you, due to language or geography, should be understood to be authored from the perspective of an English-speaking American. However... Your answers do not necessarily have to be correct in order to score points. If I ask "Who is the the most masculine FOFC poster of all time?" and you and four other people responded "Subby" you each get five points, period, even if it is not technically a correct answer. When it comes to scoring the answers, I am judge, jury, and executioner. Get your crying done in another thread, because I will not listen to it! ******************************************************* The Hall of Heroes Ahbrady - IWS#15, IWS#41, IWS#85, IWS#100 Airhog - IWS#1 Albionmoonlight - IWS#30, IWS#50, IWS#101, IWS#127, IWS#146 Anxiety - IWS#49, IWS #149 Archer219 - IWS#18, IWS#100 Arctus IWS#135 Ardent Enthusiast - IWS#6 Atatange1 - IWS#79 Barkeep49 - IWS#62, IWS#100, IWS#117 bbor - IWS#23, IWS#26 Bearcat729 - IWS#82, IWS#93 BishopMVP - IWS#36 Blade - IWS#13 BrianD - IWS#106 Bryce - IWS#40, IWS#53 Buccaneer - IWS#47 Butter_of_69 - IWS#128, IWS#144, IWS#158 Bsak16 - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#17 cartman - IWS#48, IWS#100 Celeval - IWSE146 Chief Rum - IWS#45, IWS#56, IWS#95 Cornhuskerly - IWS#46 Crim - IWS#57 Cringer - IWS#155, IWS#158 Cthomer5000 - IWS#54, IWS#75 CU Tiger - IWS#152 Cuervo72 - IWS#27, IWS#38 Dangarion IWS#100, IWS#122 Danny - IWS#54 Desert Dweller - IWS#6 Desnudo - IWS#88, IWS #120, IWS #137 Digamma - IWS#14, IWS#92 DukeRulesMAB - IWS#76 Dutch - IWS#90 EagleFan - IWS#41 Farrah Whitworth-Rahn- IWS#126 Frozenrope - IWS#86 George W Bush- IWS#80, IWS#84 Glengoyne - IWS#71 gold101 - IWS#63 GoSeahawks - IWS#64 IWS#131 gstelmack - IWS#116 Hammer755 - IWS#38 HeavyReign - IWS#23 Henry296 - IWS#12 Honolulu_Blue - IWS #129, IWS #144 HornedFrogPurple - IWS#10 JeeberD - IWS#44, IWS#52, IWS#61, IWS#87, IWS#91, IWS#110, IWS#138, IWS #141 Jesse Ewiak IWS#100 Joe Canadian - IWS#29 John Lynch - IWS#10 Karlifornia - IWS#81, IWS#97, IWS#99, IWS#124, IWS#134, IWS#158, IWS#161 kingfc22- IWS#75, IWS#123, IWS#140, IWS#151 kurtism - IWS#79 KWhit - IWS#142, IWS#147, IWS#150 lighhousekeeper - IWS#125 lurker - IWS#158 Logan IWS#100 Maple Leafs - IWS#34, IWS#84, IWS#94, IWS#113, IWS#118, IWS#139 Marmel - IWS#8 Masked - IWS#22, IWS#30, IWS#31, IWS#33, IWS#100 MattJones4Heisman - IWS#157 mauboy1 - IWS#77 MIJB#19 - IWS#59, IWS#69, IWS#117 Msf518 - IWS#11, IWS#15, IWS#35, IWS#39, IWS#100 Neuqua - IWS#19 NoMyths - IWS#46 Noop - IWS#46 Nothingman - IWS#6, IWS#45 ntndeacon - IWS#81 Oliegirl - IWS#72, IWS#81 PackerFanatic - IWS#130 Panerd - IWS#3, IWS#84, IWS#89, IWS#107, IWS#120, IWS#133 PineTar - IWS#108 Pjstp20 - IWS#42 Primelord - IWS#11 Pyser - IWS#85 QuikSand - IWS#9, IWS#16, IWS#18, IWS#24, IWS#32, IWS#58, IWS#66, IWS#70, IWS#73, IWS#78, IWS#83, IWS#93, IWS#100, IWS#103, IWS#111, IWS#132, IWS #156 Qwikshot - IWS#5 Radii IWS#100, IWS#106 Raiders Army - IWS #154 Ramzavail - IWS#53 Raven Hawk - IWS#68 IWS#96 RendeR - IWS#6 RGunner - IWS#121 rkmsuf - IWS#145 RonnieDobbs - IWS#37 RPI-Fan - IWS#9 sabotai - IWS#143 Samdari - IWS#21 ScottVib - IWS#9 Solecismic - IWS#83 spleen1015 - IWS#98 SplitPersonality1 - IWS#4, IWS#104 Sterlingice - IWS#28, IWS#31, IWS#35, IWS#51 stevew- IWS#159 Subby - IWS#107, IWS#110, IWS#112 Sublime 2 - IWS#25, IWS#134, IWS#148, IWS#161 Suicane75 - IWS#109 Swaggs - IWS#2, IWS#35 Tasan - IWS#65 TazFTW - IWS#153 ThunderingHERD - IWS#114, IWS#119, IWS#122 Timmae - IWS #115 Tredwel - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#20, IWS#43, IWS#67, IWS#84 TRO - IWS#7, IWS#9, IWS#12, IWS#85, IWS#102, IWS#109 tucker342 - IWS#60 Vince - IWS#37, IWS#46, IWS#62 Wbatl1 IWS#105, IWS #136 Whar - IWS#75 Wheels - IWS#55 WSUCougar IWS#105 -------------------------------- 1.Who is the most physically attractive Olympic athlete of all time? 2.Name a David Bowie song. 3.Other than Tabasco, name a brand of hot sauce. 4.If you were stranded on an island, and you had to eat your dead friend, which part of their body would you eat first? 5.Which singer has the best rack? 6.Name a neighborhood in Los Angeles.
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sent.......my first time.
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i remember my first time...
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Never to fear, Lorena. I know how to apply the IWS loving touch.
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So far, it seems like anybody's game. Thanks to all that have entered so far. I realize now that I never put down a deadline, so now I'll make one:
The soft deadline is Friday at 9:00 pm pacific.
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Soft deadline has been posted, people. Get your entries in while you still can!
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the envelope please
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Does nobody comprehend the meaning of the word "soft"?
Okay, fine, I'm just lazy.....I'm working on it now.
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Oh, what's this? A delete button? I'll press it, just to see what happens. Oh...oh no....Where did CU Tiger's entry go? I'm gonna post the results tomorrow when I wake up.
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THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!!!!11!!!One
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I declare myself the winner.
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Fuck all of you. I was really hungover this morning, and then one of my friends busted in and said "Let's go to the beach. And let's do it now, before traffic gets really bad". Now I'm back....and I may do the results tonight....I dunno..depends on how I feel. I AM YOUR GOD. Seriously, though..I'm almost done with it, and will probably post it tonight, but all you bourgeois people, and most of you proletariat people will be asleep by then. If it's not up when you wake up tomorrow, sorry!
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Text sim geeks are bourgeoisie?
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Judging by how many people on here preen about their boring career troubles, I'd imagine so.
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Mr Hand: Mr. Spicoli, can you please enlighten us as to why you didn't complete your assignment on time? Spicoli: I was really hungover this morning, and then one of my friends busted in and said "Let's go to the beach. And let's do it now, before traffic gets really bad". Now I'm back....and I may do the results tonight....I dunno..depends on how I feel. I AM YOUR GOD. Seriously, though..I'm almost done with it, and will probably post it tonight, but all you bourgeois people, and most of you proletariat people will be asleep by then. If it's not up when you wake up tomorrow, sorry dudes!
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So it sounds like you still haven't learned how to use Excel? That's what all the cool bourgeois people do.
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Hmmm...can I still send in my answers if you haven't compiled this yet?
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Is it tomorrow yet? Also we are still doing this in excel, even though Google Documents is free and easier to look at?
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Really? People are doing this thing by hand. Well shit, I guess I'm going to do my best to never win again, since I don't have a calculator.
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I used my PC calculator
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A Mac would be fine but the problem is that you're using Canadian numbers.
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I have a calculator where you enter the first number, then ENTER, then the second number, then the operation, if anyone wants it -- that should help make the process take even longer.
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