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IWS #160-The Results
1. Name a college fanbase that has an overabundance of obnoxious fanboys.
Notre Dame-14 The OSU-6 Duke-4 USC-3 Texas-1(this is the correct answer by the way) UNC-1 Oklahoma-1 Florida-1 UCLA-1(Bug isn't that bad, is he?) Stupid dislikes the fans of the Fighting Irish. If you didn't have Notre Dame, I believe it would be impossible for you to win this contest. 2. If your most recent boss took the Wonderlic test, what would his/her score be? 20-6 votes 10-5 votes 15-4 votes 0-3 votes(can your boss bathe himself?) 30-2 votes 25-2 votes 6-2 votes 28-2 votes 17-1 vote 50-1 vote(nobody's perfect) 100-1 vote(impressive for a 50 question test) 40-2 votes 5-1 vote 27- 1 vote Stupid can't really come to a consensus on this one. Regardless, it seems that most do not feel that their boss is capable of picking up an NFL Scheme. 3. At what age did you finally realize that you weren't going to be a professional athlete? Age 15-6 votes Age 16-5 votes Age 10-5 votes Age 13-3 votes Age 14-2 votes Age 18-3 votes Age 17-2 votes Age 30-1 vote Age 20-2 votes Age 21-1 vote Age 5-1 vote Age 31(wtf?)-1 vote Age 12-1 vote Stupid was all over the place on this one. But it does look like he gave up hope in early high school for the most part. 4. Name a movie from the last 5 or so years that was so awful that Jason Statham wouldn't even agree to be in it. Gigli-10 votes Glitter-5 votes(you guys must think you're clever ) Snakes on an MF'n Plane-2 votes Speed Racer-2 votes You Don't Mess With the Zohan(and neither does Jason Statham)-2 votes Basic Instinct 2-1 vote 300-1 vote Tropic Thunder-1 vote Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift-1 vote Crash(fucking hated this movie)-1 vote Indiana Jones 4-1 vote Norbit-1 vote Love Guru-1 vote Battlefield Earth-1 vote Dukes of Hazzard-1 vote I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry-1 vote Pretty big spread of answers on this one. I agree with Stupid in that Gigli would be a movie lower than Statham's standards. 5. Say you're backstage at a Full House reunion special. Which member of the cast are you attempting to sleep with. Lori Laughlin-10 votes(stupid likes cougars) Mary Kate Olsen-6 votes Candace Cameron-Bure-5 votes Jodie Sweetin-4 votes Olsen Twins(two chicks at the same time, man)-4 votes Ashley Olsen-2 votes Bob Saget-1 vote Dave Coulier-1 vote First and foremost, the correct answer is John Stamos. But Lori is also a good choice. Stupid prefers Mary Kate to Ashley. 6. Name an NFL team that should follow the Jaguars lead and also add glitter sparkles to their helmets? Lions-9 votes Raiders-7 votes(Just Sparkle Baby-I stole that from someone) Cowboys-7 votes 49ers-4 votes Steelers-2 votes Patriots(little tiny sparkly asterisks....sounds like a good idea)-1 vote Bears-1 vote Vikings-1 vote Texans-1 vote I think Bubbles needs a little sparkle bling as well. And the results. Mark that frame a zero Donny.... Sachmo71 spleen packerfanatic coltcrazy bsak Fractional percentages MIJB rpi-fan mikevic cutiger panerd gstelmack path12 masked flere jeeberd dodgerchick lonestargirl Somewhere around Bush's final approval rating ronniedobbs2 dangarion abe sargent jehenz72 pyser kwhit Close but not that close stlee logan quiksand karlifornia lathum greyroofoo Will get the Bronze after Ben Johnson tests positive for roids Lighthousekeeper In Glengary Glenn Ross he'd be fired BrianD The First Placed Loser Purdue Brad And the winner of IWS #160.................. Sublime 2!!!!! Thanks guys, it was fun. ps I did this math with a calculator on scratch paper, so I'm sorry if I screwed something up. Shouldn't effect the winner though. Last edited by stevew : 04-30-2009 at 02:03 AM. |
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I'm shocked at the 'when did you give up on pro sports' answers.
And I shake my head about myself for not picking Gigli...
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04-30-2009, 07:12 AM | #3 |
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How in the fuck can 10 people come up with Gigli?
I almost went with Notre Dame. Since they've been so terrible for the last few years, I don't see their fans being that bad. Ohio St. on the other hand.... 2, 3, and 6 were a crapshoot. I picked Joey on Full House. I hope Sublime 2 doesn't take 4 months to do 161. Bye. |
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HOLY CRAP, second place! I really was afraid I was going to be last with a total of 6 points! Nice, I'll take it.
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04-30-2009, 08:59 AM | #6 |
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I thought about picking Gigli, but I didn't know how to spell it. Glitter seemed like an answer stupid might go for since it was in the title of the contest. 3rd place isn't so bad for only having 3 of the top answers.
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04-30-2009, 09:07 AM | #7 |
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I should have come up with Notre Dame, I think living amongst OSU fans for 2 years tainted me.
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04-30-2009, 09:33 AM | #8 |
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I like to think that my complete failure to even think about Notre Dame for that question is a testament to how shitty they have been and how their fans have shut up a bit.
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04-30-2009, 10:53 AM | #10 |
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Oh come on people, Gigli and Glitter didn't even come out in the last 5 years, what stupids!
Also I'm surprised that there were no votes for John Stamos. I was on the bubble with Lori and Candece. Although I sort of like Kimmie when I was growing up... |
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04-30-2009, 11:10 AM | #12 |
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Um tomorrow is Friday....
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04-30-2009, 11:35 AM | #15 |
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lol I meant I would have (if not for business trip) it up tonight...instead it will be tomorrow...it's aparent why I'm With Stupid.
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20 on the wonderlic? I would have expected stupid to ridiculue his boss with the 0 score.
age 15? Kinda random I picked the Olsen twins, but if I really had to pick....drug problems be damned:
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Jodie Sweetin all the way.
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My answer was something along the lines of, "Personally, meth-head or not I'm going after Jodi Sweetin. However, I think stupid will choose Candace Cameron Bure so she's my official answer." Sweetin's developed quite nicely, indeed...
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gibbler's okay, i suppose, nothing special compared to other hollywood hotness though. Bure is hot, but kind of too much into the god mode for me. Last edited by stevew : 05-01-2009 at 12:56 AM. |
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I suppose the phrasing on the question might have been weird if english wasn't your first language? Last edited by stevew : 05-01-2009 at 12:59 AM. |
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Is she? I know her brother went that route, but I hadn't heard that about her. Disappointing...
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05-01-2009, 01:47 AM | #24 |
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Sweetin was the only proper answer to that question. She hosted a show called "Pants off Dance off" for god's sakes, and look at that rack!
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Wait, what? Link, plz!
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There was a brief period where I watched that show religiously. My god. If that show had been on when I was about 13...yow.
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