Scarlett Johannson

[Radii]

How the hell has no one posted this yet? This seems a lot more likely than the whole Jenna Jameson rumor last year. If true, Woody Allen is my hero.

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SCARLETT Johansson (right) has a steamy lesbian sex scene with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen's upcoming Vicky Cristina Barcelona. A source tells us: "It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping." The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem, who plays Penelope's husband. The film also stars Patricia Clarkson, Rebecca Hall, Kevin Dunn and Chris Messina.

[sabotai]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

[path12]

If that's true I might watch that movie every day for the rest of my life.

[Lorena]

Wowwowowowowwowowow!!

[cuervo72]

Eh, I'll believe it when I see it. A lot of these "steamy scenes" don't even involve any skin (and you're already starting in a red-tinted darkroom, I'm sure visibility is just peachy).

[rkmsuf]

red-tinted darkroom = disappointing scene

[Butter]

A source tells us: "It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping."

A source also tells us, "don't worry, the movie's writing is way better than the writing for this blurb".

[Izulde]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

red-tinted darkroom = disappointing scene

"

Plus I'm not all up on the lezzie thing anyway.

[Dr. Sak]

wow wow weee wow....I'd like to make romance explosion inside of her...

[Mustang]

Not even that could get me to watch a Woody Allen movie.

[DanGarion]

Is this before or after Penelope has a threesome with her sister and brother?

(this is in regards to a music video her brother did)

[Rizon]

Penelope Cruz is a man. Or a man-bird.

[Flasch186]

Originally Posted by Mustang

Not even that could get me to watch a Woody Allen movie.

+1 but im sure ill watch one particular scene or two.

[tucker rocky]

Pics plz.

[Radii]

Originally Posted by cuervo72

Eh, I'll believe it when I see it. A lot of these "steamy scenes" don't even involve any skin (and you're already starting in a red-tinted darkroom, I'm sure visibility is just peachy).

don't destroy all my dreams with logic!

[korme]

Originally Posted by Izulde

"

Plus I'm not all up on the lezzie thing anyway.

quoted for posterity and what the hell is wrong with you

[Izulde]

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

quoted for posterity and what the hell is wrong with you

Not a thing, dude. Watching two chicks go at it just isn't my bag... it's overrated.

[bulletsponge]

dont get your hopes up, as previously stated i bet it will suck and so no skin. SJ is overrated anyways

[Logan]

Originally Posted by Izulde

Not a thing, dude. Watching two chicks go at it just isn't my bag... it's overrated.

And another chapter revealed...

[Radii]

Originally Posted by bulletsponge

dont get your hopes up, as previously stated i bet it will suck and so no skin.

You were making sense(though i'll get my hopes up anyway)...

SJ is overrated anyways

right up until here...

[DanGarion]

Originally Posted by Izulde

Not a thing, dude. Watching two chicks go at it just isn't my bag... it's overrated.

Now if they were two chicks going at it with you that would be different right?

[Jas_lov]

Originally Posted by dangarion

Now if they were two chicks going at it with you that would be different right?

This should be interesting.

[Izulde]

Originally Posted by dangarion

Now if they were two chicks going at it with you that would be different right?

Precisely.

Two chicks going at it with me = teh awesome.

Two chicks going at it with each other = meh.

[Philliesfan980]

Evan: You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.
Seth: Yeah, but it doesn't actually show dick going in which is a huge concern.
Evan: Right, I didn't realize that.
Seth: Besides, have you ever seen a vagina by itself?
Evan: No.
Seth: [shakes his head] Not for me.

[DanGarion]

Originally Posted by Izulde

Precisely.

Two chicks going at it with me = teh awesome.

Two chicks going at it with each other = meh.

I'm with you. I'm pretty much the same way. I need attention!

[Anthony]

Originally Posted by Izulde

Not a thing, dude. Watching two chicks go at it just isn't my bag... it's overrated.

i will agree. it doesn't do anything for me. well, porn chicks going at it doesn't do anything. if i watch footage of two drunk but amateur/normal girls going at it, that's a different story.

[Anthony]

i'm going to be honest here, i wouldn't want to have a 3some. take it for what it's worth. i would start to overthink things too much and then it would decrease my enjoyment.

case in point, last autumn i went to my favorite lapdance establishment. i got some alone-time with 2 great looking girls. one of them had the most beautiful, big and astonishing (and real, which is why i should emphasize the astonishing) set of lungs i've ever seen/felt. her friend had the softest ass i've ever experienced, with wonderful satin skin, it was like groping one of those stress relieving sacks, but only bigger. so one had the tits, the other had the ass. i would've preferred to have taken them one at a time. but apparently they were a package deal. so the one with the ass is on my lap, the one with the amazing tits (she claimed her name was Paris) sat next to me, but facing me. the ass girl took my hand and told me to touch/caress Paris' breasts. i should add the one with the ass had small tits. so i'm feeling what is an astoundingly wonderful breast which was so perplexing (because you're not accustomed to touching a big breast that is so beautiful but also natural on a trim girl), but then i'm like (to myself) "well, obviously i would love to just spend the next song just concentrating on these awesome tits, but this ass girl here is probably gonna feel a little left out even though she's gonna pretend she's enjoying this). so i touched it for a modest time, then Paris told me to touch the other girl's ass. so i was enjoying that for a bit, and making a big deal out of it too because i wanted her to feel she was just as important as Paris and that just because she didn't have an amazing set of mammary glands she still had worth in this world. but again, it's not everyday you get to feel breasts like that, it's just not possible - you just naturally gravitate towards a set of knockers like that. so they're taking turns getting groped by me (the entire thing lasted 2 songs) but it's like i'm giving 50% attention to both, instead of 100% attention. i didn't enjoy it to the maximum extent that i could have. then there's also the fact that they do this for a living and were just counting the seconds until the song would stop and could start the whole thing all over again with someone else. but don't get me wrong, it was an awesome time and i'll remember it forever, it's just not my personal favorite way to experience life.

NOTE: if for the impossible chance my wife ever reads this, i made the above story up. i'll admit it, i did it for the attention. people just won't think i'm cool if i don't have an exciting story to share. i'm sorry.

[Vinatieri for Prez]

The problem with all these kind of stories is the report is based on the filming that was done, but then most of the "good stuff" ends up on the cutting room floor afterwards.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Ingemar Johansson?

[Schmidty]

Originally Posted by Izulde

"

Plus I'm not all up on the lezzie thing anyway.

+1



Girls doing that stuff does nothing for me. A naked Scarlett would, but that's all.

[Chief Rum]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

i'm going to be honest here, i wouldn't want to have a 3some. take it for what it's worth. i would start to overthink things too much and then it would decrease my enjoyment.

case in point, last autumn i went to my favorite lapdance establishment. i got some alone-time with 2 great looking girls. one of them had the most beautiful, big and astonishing (and real, which is why i should emphasize the astonishing) set of lungs i've ever seen/felt. her friend had the softest ass i've ever experienced, with wonderful satin skin, it was like groping one of those stress relieving sacks, but only bigger. so one had the tits, the other had the ass. i would've preferred to have taken them one at a time. but apparently they were a package deal. so the one with the ass is on my lap, the one with the amazing tits (she claimed her name was Paris) sat next to me, but facing me. the ass girl took my hand and told me to touch/caress Paris' breasts. i should add the one with the ass had small tits. so i'm feeling what is an astoundingly wonderful breast which was so perplexing (because you're not accustomed to touching a big breast that is so beautiful but also natural on a trim girl), but then i'm like (to myself) "well, obviously i would love to just spend the next song just concentrating on these awesome tits, but this ass girl here is probably gonna feel a little left out even though she's gonna pretend she's enjoying this). so i touched it for a modest time, then Paris told me to touch the other girl's ass. so i was enjoying that for a bit, and making a big deal out of it too because i wanted her to feel she was just as important as Paris and that just because she didn't have an amazing set of mammary glands she still had worth in this world. but again, it's not everyday you get to feel breasts like that, it's just not possible - you just naturally gravitate towards a set of knockers like that. so they're taking turns getting groped by me (the entire thing lasted 2 songs) but it's like i'm giving 50% attention to both, instead of 100% attention. i didn't enjoy it to the maximum extent that i could have. then there's also the fact that they do this for a living and were just counting the seconds until the song would stop and could start the whole thing all over again with someone else. but don't get me wrong, it was an awesome time and i'll remember it forever, it's just not my personal favorite way to experience life.

NOTE: if for the impossible chance my wife ever reads this, i made the above story up. i'll admit it, i did it for the attention. people just won't think i'm cool if i don't have an exciting story to share. i'm sorry.

It's all right, HA, you don't have to cover for me. That's actually my story.

[Crim]

Originally Posted by bulletsponge

SJ is overrated anyways

SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH, BULLETSPONGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

YOU LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Crim]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

i'm going to be honest here, i wouldn't want to have a 3some. take it for what it's worth. i would start to overthink things too much and then it would decrease my enjoyment.

case in point, last autumn i went to my favorite lapdance establishment. i got some alone-time with 2 great looking girls. one of them had the most beautiful, big and astonishing (and real, which is why i should emphasize the astonishing) set of lungs i've ever seen/felt. her friend had the softest ass i've ever experienced, with wonderful satin skin, it was like groping one of those stress relieving sacks, but only bigger. so one had the tits, the other had the ass. i would've preferred to have taken them one at a time. but apparently they were a package deal. so the one with the ass is on my lap, the one with the amazing tits (she claimed her name was Paris) sat next to me, but facing me. the ass girl took my hand and told me to touch/caress Paris' breasts. i should add the one with the ass had small tits. so i'm feeling what is an astoundingly wonderful breast which was so perplexing (because you're not accustomed to touching a big breast that is so beautiful but also natural on a trim girl), but then i'm like (to myself) "well, obviously i would love to just spend the next song just concentrating on these awesome tits, but this ass girl here is probably gonna feel a little left out even though she's gonna pretend she's enjoying this). so i touched it for a modest time, then Paris told me to touch the other girl's ass. so i was enjoying that for a bit, and making a big deal out of it too because i wanted her to feel she was just as important as Paris and that just because she didn't have an amazing set of mammary glands she still had worth in this world. but again, it's not everyday you get to feel breasts like that, it's just not possible - you just naturally gravitate towards a set of knockers like that. so they're taking turns getting groped by me (the entire thing lasted 2 songs) but it's like i'm giving 50% attention to both, instead of 100% attention. i didn't enjoy it to the maximum extent that i could have. then there's also the fact that they do this for a living and were just counting the seconds until the song would stop and could start the whole thing all over again with someone else. but don't get me wrong, it was an awesome time and i'll remember it forever, it's just not my personal favorite way to experience life.

NOTE: if for the impossible chance my wife ever reads this, i made the above story up. i'll admit it, i did it for the attention. people just won't think i'm cool if i don't have an exciting story to share. i'm sorry.

This is a great post.

[Oilers9911]

Shouldn't it have started with...Dear Penthouse?

[Subby]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

i will agree. it doesn't do anything for me. well, porn chicks going at it doesn't do anything. if i watch footage of two drunk but amateur/normal girls going at it, that's a different story.

Preach on, soul brother.

[st.cronin]

Chances this will top Mulholland Drive: 1 in 17,535

[Rizon]

Originally Posted by st.cronin

Chances this will top Mulholland Drive: 1 in 17,535,000,000

Yup.

[Galaril]

I love Scarlett's wiki. She says she's AGAINST monogamy and believes it it is perfectly fine to have numerous partners Oh, and she says she gets checked for HIV twice a year.

[bulletsponge]

Originally Posted by Crim

SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH, BULLETSPONGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

YOU LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i speaketh the truth! OVERRATED

[WSUCougar]

it was like groping one of those stress relieving sacks, but only bigger

Okay HA, you aren't all bad.

Oh, and preach it, brother Sponge. She's overrated.

[Passacaglia]

Man, remember when Woody Allen made real movies?

[Schmidty]

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Okay HA, you aren't all bad.

Oh, and preach it, brother Sponge. She's overrated.

Meh. He stole that stress ball thing from me. I said it two days ago.

[sabotai]

Originally Posted by st.cronin

Chances this will top Mulholland Drive: 1 in 17,535

I think the world should have as many lesbian sex scenes between two really hot chicks as possible, regardless of if it tops any of the previous ones or not.

But maybe that's just me.

[digamma]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

i'm going to be honest here, i wouldn't want to have a 3some. take it for what it's worth. i would start to overthink things too much and then it would decrease my enjoyment.

case in point, last autumn i went to my favorite lapdance establishment. i got some alone-time with 2 great looking girls. one of them had the most beautiful, big and astonishing (and real, which is why i should emphasize the astonishing) set of lungs i've ever seen/felt. her friend had the softest ass i've ever experienced, with wonderful satin skin, it was like groping one of those stress relieving sacks, but only bigger. so one had the tits, the other had the ass. i would've preferred to have taken them one at a time. but apparently they were a package deal. so the one with the ass is on my lap, the one with the amazing tits (she claimed her name was Paris) sat next to me, but facing me. the ass girl took my hand and told me to touch/caress Paris' breasts. i should add the one with the ass had small tits. so i'm feeling what is an astoundingly wonderful breast which was so perplexing (because you're not accustomed to touching a big breast that is so beautiful but also natural on a trim girl), but then i'm like (to myself) "well, obviously i would love to just spend the next song just concentrating on these awesome tits, but this ass girl here is probably gonna feel a little left out even though she's gonna pretend she's enjoying this). so i touched it for a modest time, then Paris told me to touch the other girl's ass. so i was enjoying that for a bit, and making a big deal out of it too because i wanted her to feel she was just as important as Paris and that just because she didn't have an amazing set of mammary glands she still had worth in this world. but again, it's not everyday you get to feel breasts like that, it's just not possible - you just naturally gravitate towards a set of knockers like that. so they're taking turns getting groped by me (the entire thing lasted 2 songs) but it's like i'm giving 50% attention to both, instead of 100% attention. i didn't enjoy it to the maximum extent that i could have. then there's also the fact that they do this for a living and were just counting the seconds until the song would stop and could start the whole thing all over again with someone else. but don't get me wrong, it was an awesome time and i'll remember it forever, it's just not my personal favorite way to experience life.

NOTE: if for the impossible chance my wife ever reads this, i made the above story up. i'll admit it, i did it for the attention. people just won't think i'm cool if i don't have an exciting story to share. i'm sorry.

Yeah, why go for two girls when one sandwich will do the trick?

[st.cronin]

Originally Posted by sabotai

I think the world should have as many lesbian sex scenes between two really hot chicks as possible, regardless of if it tops any of the previous ones or not.

But maybe that's just me.

Oh, I completely agree. I'm just making sure the expectations aren't unreasonable.

[Vince]

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

i'm going to be honest here, i wouldn't want to have a 3some. take it for what it's worth. i would start to overthink things too much and then it would decrease my enjoyment.

case in point, last autumn i went to my favorite lapdance establishment. i got some alone-time with 2 great looking girls. one of them had the most beautiful, big and astonishing (and real, which is why i should emphasize the astonishing) set of lungs i've ever seen/felt. her friend had the softest ass i've ever experienced, with wonderful satin skin, it was like groping one of those stress relieving sacks, but only bigger. so one had the tits, the other had the ass. i would've preferred to have taken them one at a time. but apparently they were a package deal. so the one with the ass is on my lap, the one with the amazing tits (she claimed her name was Paris) sat next to me, but facing me. the ass girl took my hand and told me to touch/caress Paris' breasts. i should add the one with the ass had small tits. so i'm feeling what is an astoundingly wonderful breast which was so perplexing (because you're not accustomed to touching a big breast that is so beautiful but also natural on a trim girl), but then i'm like (to myself) "well, obviously i would love to just spend the next song just concentrating on these awesome tits, but this ass girl here is probably gonna feel a little left out even though she's gonna pretend she's enjoying this). so i touched it for a modest time, then Paris told me to touch the other girl's ass. so i was enjoying that for a bit, and making a big deal out of it too because i wanted her to feel she was just as important as Paris and that just because she didn't have an amazing set of mammary glands she still had worth in this world. but again, it's not everyday you get to feel breasts like that, it's just not possible - you just naturally gravitate towards a set of knockers like that. so they're taking turns getting groped by me (the entire thing lasted 2 songs) but it's like i'm giving 50% attention to both, instead of 100% attention. i didn't enjoy it to the maximum extent that i could have. then there's also the fact that they do this for a living and were just counting the seconds until the song would stop and could start the whole thing all over again with someone else. but don't get me wrong, it was an awesome time and i'll remember it forever, it's just not my personal favorite way to experience life.

NOTE: if for the impossible chance my wife ever reads this, i made the above story up. i'll admit it, i did it for the attention. people just won't think i'm cool if i don't have an exciting story to share. i'm sorry.

I think this is my favorite Hell Atlantic post ever.

[Maple Leafs]

Today I learned that my online attention span is so bad that I won't read a big blocky paragraph even if it's about two hot strippers.

Interesting.

[Glengoyne]

Originally Posted by Izulde

Not a thing, dude. Watching two chicks go at it just isn't my bag... it's overrated.

I'm gonna stick with "What the hell is wrong with you?"

[st.cronin]

By the way, what was the Jenna Jameson rumor?

[MrBug708]

Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

Today I learned that my online attention span is so bad that I won't read a big blocky paragraph even if it's about two hot strippers.

Interesting.

To be fair, it was a post by HA. For all we know it could have been a two midgets with a piece of bread in their hands going after HA being chased by a loyal dog with a pair of slippers in his hands