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DeToxRox's Face the Board Questions
Okay, here the face.....
He is not Andy Samberg Now ask him questions. The next participant is DeToxRox. Questioning will continue until Tuesday (September 16th). The FTB will be posted on Friday (September 19th). Any questions after that questioning deadline can be answered if DeToxRox chooses to do so. The first 50 Questions:
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09-09-2008, 06:50 PM | #2 |
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What's a good way to get on your bad side?
When did your life stop making sense? Not including being born and dying, what is the one thing that can happen only once in a lifetime? What do you have more of than most people? Would you answer this question by not answering it? Where were you on December 31, 1999 at 11:59 P.M.? |
09-09-2008, 07:27 PM | #3 |
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pittsburgh
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Do you feel bad at all winning the Cup, and then signing Hossa on top of it?
Biggest pet peeve? FOFC pet peeve? DeToxRox cereal is introduced-- what is on the box? what is in the cereal? And what is the cool prize inside?
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09-09-2008, 09:40 PM | #4 |
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Location: NYC
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How will you handle Colorado's loss to Oklahoma State?
Define what you will view as success under Rich Rod. How long will it take to reach that? Or, can it be reached? When Rich Rod screws Michigan over, are you gonna come up with new posts bashing him or are you planning on just quoting all of the posts of Swaggs, timmynausea, WVUFAN, etc from last year? Your call this time: Marlo or Avon? Last edited by Logan : 09-09-2008 at 09:42 PM. |
09-10-2008, 07:22 PM | #5 |
Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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Who do you think the starting quarterback will be at Michigan in 3 years?
Who is your favorite obscure Red Wing? Most hated current NHL player? Most hated NHL player of all time? What are your favorite 3 restaurants in the Metro Detroit area? Worst thing about living here? Best thing about living here? You are starting a NHL team. Pick: three current forwards, 2 current defensemen, and 1 current goalie. The Lions have 11 defensive linemen. How is it possible that all 11 suck so bad? Should Jim Leyland be given an extension?
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09-10-2008, 08:29 PM | #6 |
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Location: Michigan
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F you Logan for that question on Marlo or Avon. My head is spinning.
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09-10-2008, 08:53 PM | #7 |
Head Coach
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Location: NYC
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Your own fault man.
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09-10-2008, 09:56 PM | #8 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Why the name change?
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09-11-2008, 12:04 AM | #9 |
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Location: San Jose, CA
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You ugly, egg-headed son of a cunt. I'm treating this less like an FTB, and more like a roast.
Danny Detox, you are the most miserable human I've ever known. You make Ted Bundy seem like Mr. Rogers. Your puny penis makes Ron Jeremy's seem like..well...Ron Jeremy's times 100. Let's not dwell on the bad, Let's focus more on his hockey playing abilities. He's a goalie. He's a pretty damn good goalie. In fact, Ron Hextall came to Detroit one summer to lead a hockey camp with Detox attended. Upon seeing Detox in goal, Hextall surmised, "If he's half as stupid as he is slow, I have no chance of teaching him". So, ladies and gents..DetoxRox, AKA Danny. Cool ass motherfucker, extremely funny motherfucker. Anyway, I'll go ahead and ask some questions now. You expressed your wish to be laid off for many months. You recently got your wish. Has it been everything you've hoped for? What have you been doing since your layoff? What is it about hardcore music that you like so much? What's your favorite sexual position? What's the fastest you've ever ejaculated while with a girl? Have you ever been caught masturbating? How big is your penis (erect)? Do you shave your pubic region? Wax? Clip? Let it grow free? Have you ever had your salad tossed? If your girlfriend asked you for a three-way with another dude, how would you respond? You are forced at gun-point to watch one of your parents masturbate. Who do you choose, and what do you expect to see when the gunmen reveal your self-abusing parent. What's your second favorite fast-food joint behind Wendy's? Which race do you like the least.? What do you find sexy about mulattos (particularly me)? Do you think we would be banned from FOFC if they had a transcript of all of our instant messages throughout the years?
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09-11-2008, 12:48 AM | #10 |
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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Why do I always get slops?
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09-11-2008, 04:53 PM | #11 |
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: New Mexico
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Why for the love of all that is holy did you decide to become a goalie.
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09-11-2008, 05:00 PM | #12 |
Resident Alien
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Why are Wolverines becoming the Buckeye's punching bag in football?
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09-12-2008, 12:06 PM | #13 | |
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Location: Dayton, OH
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These are the kind of questions I can get behind. Why did you drop part of your screen name?
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09-12-2008, 01:44 PM | #14 |
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Location: NYC
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Why did I pick you for this?
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09-12-2008, 02:34 PM | #15 |
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If Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse got into a fight, who would win?
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09-13-2008, 10:13 AM | #16 |
Coordinator
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Location: Scottsdale, Arizona
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Heads up, who wins between our two squads in the national title game next season?
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09-17-2008, 02:58 PM | #17 |
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5 hockey pucks and 3 hockey sticks cost $23.
5 hockey pucks and 1 hockey stick cost $20. How much does 1 hockey puck cost? |
09-17-2008, 05:54 PM | #18 |
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Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!
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Do you want my tickets to Tigers/Rays on 9/27?
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09-21-2008, 09:56 PM | #19 |
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Location: Michigan
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This will be done in the next few days.
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10-03-2008, 08:15 AM | #20 |
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bump....unstick
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