I'm sorry Jim Gindin

Antmeister · 07-24-2006, 12:26 PM

I apologize Jim, but I had to come up with a creative way to ask you the status on whatever you are working. I know I am most likely not going to get anywhere, but I had to try.

SOLECISMIC (Parody of "She's Like the Wind" - Patrick Swayze)

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Originally Posted by Solecismic Lyrics

Solecismic
Fill my need
When will your game,,,
be released?

Head Coach wasn't done right
And Maximum Football isn't fun
Can no longer wait
Just tell me your game's almost done

Chorus:
Got some time I could waste
Dammit, just say something
I'm willing to buy
I'll join a new league
Just a fool will believe
Jim will talk before release
Solecismic

I stare crazy at mirrors
And all I see
Is a young sports fan
With FOF dreams
I just keep telling myself...
he will combine games
2 in 1 combo
I'll go insane!

Chorus:
Got some time I could waste
Dammit, just say something
I'm willing to buy
I'll join a new league
Just a fool will believe
Jim will talk before release
Solecismic

Chorus:
Got some time I could waste
Dammit, just say something
I'm willing to buy
I'll join a new league

Dammit, just say something
(Dammit, just say something)
Solecismic
(Dammit, just say something)

Dammit, just say something
(Solecismic)
Dammit, just say something
(Dammit, just say something)
Solecismic
(Dammit, just say something)
Dammit, just say something
Solecismic

RedKingGold · 07-24-2006, 12:28 PM

Hero = Antmeister

duckman · 07-24-2006, 12:33 PM

I love you.

KWhit · 07-24-2006, 12:33 PM

That was outstanding.

KWhit · 07-24-2006, 12:34 PM

And I loved Dodgerchick's voice.

cartman · 07-24-2006, 12:35 PM

Awesome!

I can't decide if DC in the song sounds more like Yoko Ono, or cartman's Hennifer Lopez...

wade moore · 07-24-2006, 12:36 PM

I'm speachless.

Honolulu_Blue · 07-24-2006, 12:37 PM

Bravo, sir!

Your finest work yet!

Super Ugly · 07-24-2006, 12:39 PM

You sing like an angel.

That was amazing.

st.cronin · 07-24-2006, 12:39 PM

Antmeister is no mere college starter. He is this forum's official bard.

fantastic flying froggies · 07-24-2006, 12:40 PM

OUTSTANDING!!!

Vince · 07-24-2006, 12:41 PM

That was fantastic.

Dutch · 07-24-2006, 12:42 PM

That was fu-effin GREAT!

Eaglesfan27 · 07-24-2006, 12:43 PM

My work computer doesn't play sound. I can't wait to get home and hear this song, rather than just imagining it.

vtbub · 07-24-2006, 12:45 PM

Outdone urself again

Subby · 07-24-2006, 12:46 PM

If Jim doesn't spill the beans after that, then I have to seriously question his humanity...

PackerFanatic · 07-24-2006, 12:46 PM

Haha, very well done. As always, an instant classic.

MJ4H · 07-24-2006, 12:46 PM

I have no idea how to react.

Hurst2112 · 07-24-2006, 12:48 PM

marv a. luss

Ajaxab · 07-24-2006, 12:50 PM

Antmeister continues his string of platinum FOFC hits. Superb.

rowech · 07-24-2006, 12:55 PM

That was great.

Dutch · 07-24-2006, 12:59 PM

That's definately one for the Greatest Hits CD.

Raiders Army · 07-24-2006, 01:01 PM

OMFG. Just when you think it couldn't get any better, Ant pulls out this! I love it!!!!

Solecismic · 07-24-2006, 01:01 PM

That was incredible. I don't have any news in response, but if you could get Vanessa Carlton to come to my home and sing it for me, I'd think about it.

Antmeister · 07-24-2006, 01:05 PM

Now you guys know why I asked how to pronounce Solecismic. I wanted to make sure it has the right amount of syllables.

sachmo71 · 07-24-2006, 01:08 PM

now with video! Antmeister is king!

fjvieane · 07-24-2006, 01:10 PM

Great Job Ant

LOL Solecismic.....

Franklinnoble · 07-24-2006, 01:13 PM

I say we change his title to "Wierd Al"

SirFozzie · 07-24-2006, 01:16 PM

.....

Dear god.. i just realized most of the people on this board are crazier then me!

This is going to take some getting used to.

spleen1015 · 07-24-2006, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solecismic

That was incredible. I don't have any news in response, but if you could get Vanessa Carlton to come to my home and sing it for me, I'd think about it.

I get it now. Jim is not human.

He can't give us any information because his programming forbids it.

Runtheball · 07-24-2006, 01:31 PM

Well if I was Jim, I'd give-in to this masterpiece and cough-up some news. I mean, come-on Jim, this came from the heart!

Swaggs · 07-24-2006, 01:31 PM

That was brilliant.

Franklinnoble · 07-24-2006, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solecismic

That was incredible. I don't have any news in response, but if you could get Vanessa Carlton to come to my home and sing it for me, I'd think about it.

Is anyone else starting to suspect that Jim actually has no idea what he's doing next, but that he's just planning to crank out the next game in about a three week period whenever the money runs out?

cartman · 07-24-2006, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Is anyone else starting to suspect that Jim actually has no idea what he's doing next, but that he's just planning to crank out the next game in about a three week period whenever the money runs out?

No.

Young Drachma · 07-24-2006, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Is anyone else starting to suspect that Jim actually has no idea what he's doing next, but that he's just planning to crank out the next game in about a three week period whenever the money runs out?

lol.....nice one.

Young Drachma · 07-24-2006, 01:45 PM

too funny though, geez. Hilarious.

BucDawg40 · 07-24-2006, 01:52 PM

Lol, that's pretty damn entertaining.

King of New York · 07-24-2006, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solecismic

That was incredible. I don't have any news in response, but if you could get Vanessa Carlton to come to my home and sing it for me, I'd think about it.

Done. She'll be stopping by around 1 AM tomorrow morning, Mountain Standard Time.

miked · 07-24-2006, 02:04 PM

Very scary...

Solecismic · 07-24-2006, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Is anyone else starting to suspect that Jim actually has no idea what he's doing next, but that he's just planning to crank out the next game in about a three week period whenever the money runs out?

Snap. I was just planning an exclusive interview with SportsDigs, but since the editor doesn't believe I'm working on anything, that would be a waste of time.

Cuckoo · 07-24-2006, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJones4Heisman

I have no idea how to react.

..

KWhit · 07-24-2006, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solecismic

Snap. I was just planning an exclusive interview with SportsDigs, but since the editor doesn't believe I'm working on anything, that would be a waste of time.

Heh.

rkmsuf · 07-24-2006, 02:14 PM

Snap?

Bonegavel · 07-24-2006, 02:20 PM

The south-park cringer made me chuckle rather loudly.

Antmeister · 07-24-2006, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solecismic

Snap. I was just planning an exclusive interview with SportsDigs, but since the editor doesn't believe I'm working on anything, that would be a waste of time.

Ouch.

RedKingGold · 07-24-2006, 02:21 PM

Wait....what's Sportsdigs?

Darkiller · 07-24-2006, 02:25 PM

This is EXCELLENT.

Draft Dodger · 07-24-2006, 02:33 PM

amazing Ant.

Anthony · 07-24-2006, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solecismic

Snap. I was just planning an exclusive interview with SportsDigs, but since the editor doesn't believe I'm working on anything, that would be a waste of time.

that should have been "oh snap!", but i accept this as a good comeback. +10 bonus points. you would have got the full +20 bonus points had you thrown in a "yo' mama" comment in there somewhere.

rkmsuf · 07-24-2006, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

that should have been "oh snap!", but i accept this as a good comeback. +10 bonus points. you would have got the full +20 bonus points had you thrown in a "yo' mama" comment in there somewhere.

don't encourage him to use oh snap

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