Paris Hilton Carl's Jr. Commercial

Franklinnoble · 05-23-2005, 06:04 PM

hxxp://www.spicyparis.com/paris.html

Probably NSFW.

I like the gal on the mechanical bull better...

yabanci · 05-23-2005, 06:07 PM

great commercial, no doubt.

dawgfan · 05-23-2005, 06:17 PM

Paris Hilton's 15 minutes of fame have stretched on waaaaaaay too long...

WSUCougar · 05-23-2005, 06:18 PM

I didn't know they had a Skanky Thinburger.

DaddyTorgo · 05-23-2005, 06:21 PM

that "too hot for tv" version just made me physically ill

tucker342 · 05-23-2005, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

I like the gal on the mechanical bull better...

me to...

I'd still hit it though

Franklinnoble · 05-23-2005, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by tucker342

me to...

I'd still hit it though

Anyone who says otherwise is lying...

hhiipp · 05-23-2005, 07:06 PM

I think she's pretty nasty, count me as one who definately would not hit it.

Flasch186 · 05-23-2005, 07:24 PM

i would not "hit it" however i agree with these two:

flere-imsaho · 05-23-2005, 07:25 PM

I continue to fail to see the attraction.

Franklinnoble · 05-23-2005, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by hhiipp

I think she's pretty nasty, count me as one who definately would not hit it.

Yeah, whatever... if that woman was doing the bump and grind on your spicy cheeseburger, you wouldn't toss her outta bed.

oliegirl · 05-23-2005, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Yeah, whatever... if that woman was doing the bump and grind on your spicy cheeseburger, you wouldn't toss her outta bed.

Oh yes I would! And then I'd order a new cheeseburger...she is SKANKY! Definitely not on the women who could turn me into a lesbian list!!!

Suicane75 · 05-23-2005, 07:31 PM

I need to backpedal. I would do her. I would do her hard, I would do her long. I would do her till her nose bled and I couldn't feel my feet. I would do her so hard that the blackhead on my nose would pop and ooze.

She still has an ugly vagina though.

st.cronin · 05-23-2005, 08:38 PM

I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

Suicane75 · 05-23-2005, 08:41 PM

Alright, assuming you know nothing about her, if you just walked into that garrage and saw her doing that and she asked you to bang her, would you say no?

st.cronin · 05-23-2005, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Alright, assuming you know nothing about her, if you just walked into that garrage and saw her doing that and she asked you to bang her, would you say no?

I don't think it's that unusual for a guy to be turned OFF by slutty behavior.

dawgfan · 05-23-2005, 08:45 PM

Paris Hilton is too skinny, waaaaay too skanky and not particularly attractive. I see at least 5-10 random women as or more attractive than her everyday.

Suicane75 · 05-23-2005, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

I don't think it's that unusual for a guy to be turned OFF by slutty behavior.

I dont understand..........

Ksyrup · 05-23-2005, 09:25 PM

She did it better 18 years ago:

and look at her now...

GreenMonster · 05-23-2005, 10:42 PM

You guys all must keep a stable of hot girls if you wouldn't do Paris Hilton..?

Raven Hawk · 05-23-2005, 11:08 PM

Is this the new add for the Hot Carl?

Sharpieman · 05-23-2005, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

I couldn't have said it better

duckman · 05-23-2005, 11:38 PM

I would only do her so I could "donkey punch" her.

Ksyrup · 05-24-2005, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenMonster

You guys all must keep a stable of hot girls if you wouldn't do Paris Hilton..?

She's not hot. She's a skank ho.

If I knew nothing about her and just saw her, my objective take is that she's got a decent body, small rack, and a not-so-pretty face. She's not Nicole Ritchie ugly, but she's not all that pretty. However, knowing what I know about her, she might as well have leprosy.

hhiipp · 05-24-2005, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenMonster

You guys all must keep a stable of hot girls if you wouldn't do Paris Hilton..?

The problem is she's NOT a hot girl.

hhiipp · 05-24-2005, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Raven Hawk

Is this the new add for the Hot Carl?

What a shitty joke.

BrianD · 05-24-2005, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by oliegirl

Oh yes I would! And then I'd order a new cheeseburger...she is SKANKY! Definitely not on the women who could turn me into a lesbian list!!!

I think we need to go back to this topic.

JeeberD · 05-24-2005, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

She's not hot. She's a skank ho.

If I knew nothing about her and just saw her, my objective take is that she's got a decent body, excellent rack when naked, and a not-so-pretty face. She's not Nicole Ritchie ugly, but she's not all that pretty. However, knowing what I know about her, she might as well have leprosy.

Fixed it

05-23-2005, 06:18 PM	#4
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I didn't know they had a Skanky Thinburger. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

05-23-2005, 07:24 PM	#9
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	i would not "hit it" however i agree with these two: __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

05-23-2005, 09:25 PM	#19
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	She did it better 18 years ago: and look at her now... __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-23-2005, 11:08 PM	#21
Raven Hawk College Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Thunderdome	Is this the new add for the Hot Carl? __________________ Owner of The Shreveport Pride in The CFL

05-23-2005, 06:07 PM	#2
yabanci College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2003	great commercial, no doubt.

05-23-2005, 06:17 PM	#3
dawgfan Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Seattle	Paris Hilton's 15 minutes of fame have stretched on waaaaaaay too long...

05-23-2005, 06:21 PM	#5
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	that "too hot for tv" version just made me physically ill

05-23-2005, 07:06 PM	#8
hhiipp College Prospect Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: OH	I think she's pretty nasty, count me as one who definately would not hit it.

05-23-2005, 07:25 PM	#10
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	I continue to fail to see the attraction.

05-23-2005, 07:31 PM	#13
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I need to backpedal. I would do her. I would do her hard, I would do her long. I would do her till her nose bled and I couldn't feel my feet. I would do her so hard that the blackhead on my nose would pop and ooze. She still has an ugly vagina though.

05-23-2005, 08:38 PM	#14
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

05-23-2005, 08:41 PM	#15
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Alright, assuming you know nothing about her, if you just walked into that garrage and saw her doing that and she asked you to bang her, would you say no?

05-23-2005, 08:45 PM	#17
dawgfan Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Seattle	Paris Hilton is too skinny, waaaaay too skanky and not particularly attractive. I see at least 5-10 random women as or more attractive than her everyday.

05-23-2005, 10:42 PM	#20
GreenMonster High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2005	You guys all must keep a stable of hot girls if you wouldn't do Paris Hilton..?

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