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Old 05-23-2005, 08:27 AM   #1
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Smile Hi!!!!!

Hi everybody!!!I'm Tara.
This is the frist time I post something on this forum. I've always been "lurking" around and voting for polls...

Telling the truth when I wake up today I wasn't like start posting, but reading the thread "Who will be banned next? ", I've discovered that my name came out in this post by SkyDog:

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...6&postcount=14

So I think that was time to introduce myself.
As I was telling, I'm Tara and I'm posting from Italy (Rome). At the moment I'm studing for my degree in Physics.
I love american football and american sports culture. My favorite football team is Philadelphia Eagles but I have to say that I like Baltimore too...That's probably related to a sort of attraction for Ray Lewis...

I've discovered FOF and this forum thanks to my boyfriend who spend most of his time here ...(a big kiss to Emiliano...You can't believe I've finally posted, uh?)...and I can say that this place is really cool!!!!
You're Great!

Bye !
See you!

Ps. Sorry for my english! I hope that is at least clear, and not too 'british english'!


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Old 05-23-2005, 08:27 AM   #2
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Old 05-23-2005, 08:31 AM   #3
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Hi everybody!!!

Hello Dr Tara!


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My favorite football team is Philadelphia Ealgles

Booooooooooooo!






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Old 05-23-2005, 08:33 AM   #4
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Booooooooooooo!






Welcoome to the board.


Nobody is perfect!
thanks for "Dr" guy!!!!
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Old 05-23-2005, 08:51 AM   #5
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What happened to the "no women allowed rule"?

Oh, that's right...we got rid of it when we let Chubby in.

Welcome Tara.






Though that Ray Lewis attraction thing really bothers me....
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Old 05-23-2005, 08:53 AM   #6
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Old 05-23-2005, 08:56 AM   #7
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Old 05-23-2005, 08:58 AM   #8
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I like the red, white, and blue. Nice touch.
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Old 05-23-2005, 09:00 AM   #9
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pics, pls, thx, k
what's that?

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Old 05-23-2005, 09:17 AM   #10
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It means, "pictures please, thanks, ok"
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Old 05-23-2005, 09:20 AM   #11
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pics, pls, thx, k
what's that?

He wants pictures to see if you're "hawt".

I suggest finding some attractive librarian pics (or something like that), post those and then asking for free games, money and cars. Computer nerds have disposable income for pretty girls on internet chat boards.

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Old 05-23-2005, 09:32 AM   #12
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Old 05-23-2005, 09:35 AM   #13
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Nobody is perfect!
thanks for "Dr" guy!!!!

Jeebs was just making reference to a character in The Simpsons named Dr. Nick. Evertime Dr. Nick introduces himself he says: "HI! Everybody!" and everybody replies "HI! Dr. Nick!"
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Old 05-23-2005, 09:37 AM   #14
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Old 05-23-2005, 09:53 AM   #15
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I can't believe she posted! I used to annoy her with my FOF and TCY stories, then with this place... She was all like:"What is so fun about that forum?" Welcome aboard baby!!! I love you.

*Jealous boyfriend MODE ON*
And BTW guys, she is very hot. I can guarantee. But no pics, sorry.
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:00 AM   #16
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And BTW guys, she is very hot. I can guarantee. But no pics, sorry.

"She's Italian, you wouldn't know her."
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:03 AM   #17
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:09 AM   #18
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:12 AM   #19
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:14 AM   #20
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Avoid Chubby if you think your breast are too small. He makes Pam Anderson look tiny...
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:14 AM   #21
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"how you doin?"

Dangit..someone beat me to the Joey quote..
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:18 AM   #22
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He wants pictures to see if you're "hawt".

I suggest finding some attractive librarian pics (or something like that), post those and then asking for free games, money and cars. Computer nerds have disposable income for pretty girls on internet chat boards.


Nice suggestion man!
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:19 AM   #23
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*Jealous boyfriend MODE ON*

Sicilian origins...

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Old 05-23-2005, 10:28 AM   #24
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I can't believe she posted! I used to annoy her with my FOF and TCY stories, then with this place... She was all like:"What is so fun about that forum?" Welcome aboard baby!!! I love you.

*Jealous boyfriend MODE ON*
And BTW guys, she is very hot. I can guarantee. But no pics, sorry.

We can now share everything, our love is complete...
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:32 AM   #25
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"She's Italian, you wouldn't know her."
Did you meet her at Niagra Falls?
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:33 AM   #26
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ROTFL!!! I knew it! I did it on purpose...

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Old 05-23-2005, 10:34 AM   #27
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Scare me to death, my boss' name is Tara.
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:34 AM   #28
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HA?

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Old 05-23-2005, 10:42 AM   #29
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*Jealous boyfriend MODE ON*
And BTW guys, she is very hot. I can guarantee. But no pics, sorry.

You HAVE to say that. Unless you like cold showers.
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:47 AM   #30
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Did you meet her at Niagra Falls?

Apprantly they are riding the hobby horse.
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Old 05-23-2005, 10:53 AM   #31
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Old 05-23-2005, 11:23 AM   #32
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Did you meet her at Niagra Falls?

Oh so classic.
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Old 05-23-2005, 11:27 AM   #33
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Dammit, Leeroy!!...

Well, at least you ain't chicken..

Welcome to the board Tara- Fun times will be had by all.
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Old 05-23-2005, 12:39 PM   #34
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i missed 9 out of the 10 references already made in this thread
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Old 05-23-2005, 01:02 PM   #35
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Old 05-23-2005, 02:30 PM   #36
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Welcome, fellow female poster! I also got sucked into the forum through my boyfriend and I'm glad I did. You'll have fun, as long as you don't mind a little harrassment.
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Old 05-23-2005, 02:44 PM   #37
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It is about time we got another female on here.
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Old 05-23-2005, 02:48 PM   #38
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YAY! go emiliano's Italian GF!! WOOHOO MORE WOMEN POSTERS!
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Old 05-23-2005, 03:01 PM   #39
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Jeebs was just making reference to a character in The Simpsons named Dr. Nick. Evertime Dr. Nick introduces himself he says: "HI! Everybody!" and everybody replies "HI! Dr. Nick!"


Yeah! you right!!!! I'was so used to ear Simpsons' dialogue in italian that i can't catch that!!!

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Old 05-23-2005, 03:03 PM   #40
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Is your keyboard Italian? I have a thing for Italian accents.
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Old 05-23-2005, 03:12 PM   #41
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no...international one...
but i think i haven't completely catched the question.

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Old 05-23-2005, 03:24 PM   #42
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Franklinnoble: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
Tara: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Franklinnoble: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
Tara: haha, ok lets go.
Tara: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Franklinnoble: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
Tara: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
Tara: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Franklinnoble: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
Tara: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Franklinnoble: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
Tara: stop, cmon be serious.
Franklinnoble: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Franklinnoble: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
Tara: thats it.
Franklinnoble: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Franklinnoble: Fuck am I hard now.

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Old 05-23-2005, 03:27 PM   #43
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Franklinnoble: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
Tara: Aight.
Franklinnoble: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
Tara: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Franklinnoble.
Franklinnoble: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Tara: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Franklinnoble: Me too baby.
Tara: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Franklinnoble: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Tara: Hey...
Franklinnoble: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
Tara: Funny I still don't see it.
Franklinnoble: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
Tara: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Franklinnoble: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Franklinnoble: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
Tara: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
Franklinnoble: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Franklinnoble: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Franklinnoble: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Franklinnoble: Baby?

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Old 05-23-2005, 03:31 PM   #44
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Old 05-23-2005, 03:34 PM   #45
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Man, you think about that all day? If not, you're a fuckin' genius...I mean where all this shit come out from?
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Old 05-23-2005, 03:38 PM   #46
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:p Tara: Hi
Franklinnoble: hello
Franklinnoble: who is this?
Tara: just a someone?
Franklinnoble: A someone I know?
Tara: nope
Franklinnoble: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Tara: well sorrrrrry
Tara: I just wanted to chat with you
Franklinnoble: why?
Tara: nevermind your an asshole
Franklinnoble: Hey wait a minute
Tara: yes?
Franklinnoble: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
Tara: paranoid?
Franklinnoble: yes
Tara: of what?
Tara: me?
Franklinnoble: No. I'm in hiding.
Tara: LOL
Franklinnoble: Don't fucking laugh at me!
Franklinnoble: This shit is serious!
Tara: What are you hiding from?
Franklinnoble: The cops.
Tara: gimme a fucking break
Franklinnoble: I'm serious.
Tara: I don't get it
Franklinnoble: The cops are after me.
Tara: For what?
Franklinnoble: I'm wanted in three states
Tara: For???
Franklinnoble: It's kindof embarrasing.
Franklinnoble: I had sex with a turkey.
Franklinnoble: Hello?
Tara: You are fucking sick.
Franklinnoble: Send me your picture.
Tara: why?
Franklinnoble: so I know you aren't one of them.
Tara: One of what?
Franklinnoble: The cops.
Tara: I'm not a cop i told you
Franklinnoble: Then send me your picture.
Tara: hold on
Franklinnoble: Hurry up.
Franklinnoble: Are you there?
Franklinnoble: fuck you, cop!
Tara: Hey sorry
Tara: I had to do something for my mom.
Franklinnoble: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Franklinnoble: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Franklinnoble: Weren't you!?
Tara: thats not it
Franklinnoble: Then what?
Tara: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Franklinnoble: Most cops aren't
Tara: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Franklinnoble: Then send me the picture.
Tara: fine. What's your e-mail?
Franklinnoble: Just send it through here.
Tara: alright *PIC*
Tara: Did you get it?
Franklinnoble: Hold on. I'm looking.
Tara: That was me back in may
Tara: I've lost weight since then.
Franklinnoble: I hope so
Tara: what?!?
Tara: that hurt my feelings.
Franklinnoble: Did it?
Tara: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Franklinnoble: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Tara: yes
Franklinnoble: Alright let me find it.
Tara: kks
Franklinnoble: Okay here it is. *PIC*
Tara: this isn't you.
Franklinnoble: I'll be damned if it ain't!
Tara: You don't look like that.
Franklinnoble: How the hell do you know?
Tara: cause your profile has another picture.
Franklinnoble: The profile pic is a fake.
Franklinnoble: I use it to hide from the cops.
Tara: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Franklinnoble: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Franklinnoble: Not to mention all the groceries.
Tara: Go fuck yourself
Franklinnoble: I was going to until I saw that picture
Franklinnoble: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
Tara: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Tara: You've done nothing but slam me.
Tara: you hurt me.
Franklinnoble: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Tara: I thought you were bullshitting me!
Franklinnoble: Why would I do that?
Tara: I can't believe that cops are after you
Franklinnoble: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Tara: FUC YOU!!!
Franklinnoble: You'd break both of his legs.
Tara: You're a FUCKing asshole.
Tara: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Tara: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Franklinnoble: Ok. I'm sorry.
Tara: No you aren't
Franklinnoble: You're right. I'm not.
Franklinnoble: HAARRRRR!
Tara: I'm done with you
Franklinnoble: Aww. I'm sorry.
Tara: I'm putting you on ignore
Franklinnoble: Wait a sec
Franklinnoble: We got off on the wrong foot.
Franklinnoble: Wanna start over?
Tara: No
Franklinnoble: I'll eat your pussy
Tara: You'll what?
Franklinnoble: You heard me.
Franklinnoble: I said I'd eat your pussy.
Tara: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Franklinnoble: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?
Tara: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Franklinnoble: Well I'm not like most men.
Franklinnoble: I get excited in different ways.
Tara: Like what?
Franklinnoble: Do you really wanna know?
Tara: I don't know
Franklinnoble: You have to tell me yes or no.
Tara: I'm afraid to
Franklinnoble: Why?
Tara: cause
Franklinnoble: cause why?
Tara: well lets see
Tara: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
Tara: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Franklinnoble: Nope
Tara: well its strange to me
Franklinnoble: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Tara: I didn't say that
Franklinnoble: So is that a yes?
Tara: I guess so.
Franklinnoble: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Franklinnoble: Are you willing?
Tara: What do you need me to do?
Franklinnoble: I need you talk like a pirate.
Tara: ???
Franklinnoble: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Franklinnoble: ok?
Franklinnoble: Hello?
Tara: You can't be serious
Franklinnoble: Oh yes I am!
Franklinnoble: It's my fantasy.
Tara: this is retarded
Franklinnoble: Do you want it or not?
Tara: Yes I want it.
Franklinnoble: Then you'll do it for me?
Tara: sure
Franklinnoble: Ok. Here we go.
Franklinnoble: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Franklinnoble: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Franklinnoble: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Franklinnoble: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Tara: mmmm yeah
Franklinnoble: uh oh ...going limp.
Tara: Har
Franklinnoble: You gotta do better than that!
Franklinnoble: Your picture was really bad.
Tara: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Franklinnoble: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Franklinnoble: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Franklinnoble: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Franklinnoble: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Tara: mmmmmm you are good
Franklinnoble: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Franklinnoble: going limp
Tara: HARRRRRRR
Franklinnoble: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Franklinnoble: You begin to sway back and forth.
Franklinnoble: going limp
Tara: this is stupid
Franklinnoble: ...still limp
Franklinnoble: Do it!
Tara: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Franklinnoble: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Franklinnoble: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Franklinnoble: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Tara: WTF?!?!?
Franklinnoble: They stink really bad.
Tara: OMG STOP!!!
Franklinnoble: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Franklinnoble: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Franklinnoble: I ram it up your ass.
Tara: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Franklinnoble: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Franklinnoble: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Franklinnoble: I kick you in the face!
Tara: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Franklinnoble: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Franklinnoble: Your parrot flys away.
Franklinnoble: ...going limp again.
Franklinnoble: Hello?
Franklinnoble: Say it!
Franklinnoble: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

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Old 05-23-2005, 03:40 PM   #47
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Old 05-23-2005, 03:43 PM   #48
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Tring to impress me? You could do better than this!

Should I tell her? Or just keep it going?
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Old 05-23-2005, 03:47 PM   #49
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Old 05-23-2005, 03:59 PM   #50
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Franklinnoble:Hey
Tara:Hey
Franklinnoble:whats goin on
Tara:Nothing. Who are you?
Franklinnoble:Franklinnoble. Wanna cyber?
Tara:what does that mean?
Franklinnoble:what are you wearing?
Tara:T-shirt. Jeans.
Franklinnoble:Garter belt?
Tara:Ummm...no.
Franklinnoble:Are we gonna cyber or not?
Tara: uh, okay.
Franklinnoble:Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.
Franklinnoble: You're wet already. I can smell your pussy stink from here.
Tara: WHAT?!
Franklinnoble: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
Franklinnoble:You leave everything to Franklinnoble.
Franklinnoble:I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.
Tara:This is weird. I should go.
Franklinnoble: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
Tara: A stripe?
Franklinnoble: I need a sandwich.
Tara: You're a freak.
Franklinnoble: I was great. You loved it.
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