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It's not everyday you meet the greatest catcher of all time
I work at a country club in Cincinnati bartending and serving. The club is very upsacle and has several well known members. Well today I look up and Johny Bench was standing there.
He was a guest of a member and having lunch. I didn't want to bother him but when he went to the restroom I said hello to him and told him Piazza has nothing on him. He got a kick out of that, it was pretty awesome. |
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05-17-2007, 01:29 PM | #2 |
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So how did you meet Carlton Fisk?
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05-17-2007, 01:40 PM | #3 |
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05-17-2007, 01:42 PM | #4 |
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Did you ask if a batter ever farted in his face?
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05-17-2007, 01:44 PM | #5 |
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05-17-2007, 01:45 PM | #6 | |
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05-17-2007, 01:47 PM | #7 |
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Cool story, Lathum, but where's the part where you met Tom Pagnozzi?
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05-17-2007, 02:02 PM | #8 |
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Man, if only I could meet Randy Knorr.
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05-17-2007, 02:03 PM | #9 |
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and follow him into the bathroom
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05-17-2007, 02:30 PM | #10 |
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Wow, what an interesting life you lead!
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
05-17-2007, 02:31 PM | #11 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I've been wondering what Ozzie Virgil is doing these days.
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05-17-2007, 02:31 PM | #12 |
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Listen asshole, it was Johnny Bench. Their eyes may have met for a brief second.
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05-17-2007, 02:33 PM | #13 |
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Did he wash his hands?
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05-17-2007, 02:34 PM | #14 |
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05-17-2007, 02:35 PM | #15 |
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The ghost of Josh Gibson?
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05-17-2007, 02:35 PM | #16 |
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05-17-2007, 02:42 PM | #17 |
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Yogi Berra?
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05-17-2007, 02:44 PM | #18 |
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05-17-2007, 02:47 PM | #19 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Sardina isn't even mentioned in this thread, and we're still going all Saltoona on Lathum.
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05-17-2007, 02:52 PM | #20 |
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You shouldn't take yourself so seriously. Really.
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
05-17-2007, 02:57 PM | #21 |
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05-17-2007, 02:58 PM | #22 |
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wait. I sense something witty and funny coming from Subby in
3. 2. 1...... |
05-17-2007, 02:59 PM | #23 |
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I think it's funny when people go DEFCON-69 at the faintest slight.
I'm sorry my teasing you was getting in the way of your kickass story!
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
05-17-2007, 02:59 PM | #24 |
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You did not meet Sal Fasano.
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05-17-2007, 03:00 PM | #25 |
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I didn't know Bruce Benedict lived in Cincinnatti these days.
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05-17-2007, 03:00 PM | #26 | |
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05-17-2007, 03:01 PM | #27 |
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And there it is.
Maybe I should tell a "kickass" story about how cool it is to eat at Outback every week. Awesome. |
05-17-2007, 03:02 PM | #28 |
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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It's not every day Subby eats at Outback, you know.
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05-17-2007, 03:03 PM | #30 |
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You eat at Outback every week? You are my fucking hero!
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
05-17-2007, 03:04 PM | #31 |
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I saw Joe DiMaggio in Dinky Donuts once.
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05-17-2007, 03:05 PM | #32 |
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I thougt it was interesting.
Thank you Subby for being the troll you are and for baiting me. I apologize to those who lost posts but I will be deleting this thread shortly, I'm sorry I lead such a boring life and am not as cool as Subby. |
05-17-2007, 03:08 PM | #33 |
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Oh come on now. I hear you are good at Werewolf!
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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05-18-2007, 09:08 AM | #35 |
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You met Johnny FUCKIN Bench?? Color me jealous Lathum. I was just at the Reds Hall of Fame the other day, boy is that sweet. That'd be awesome to meet any of the BRM.
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05-18-2007, 09:10 AM | #36 |
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It's ALIVE!
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05-18-2007, 09:12 AM | #37 |
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You should've swung at his groin and yelled "CUP CHECK!" really loudly.
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05-18-2007, 09:13 AM | #38 |
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FUCK YOU SUBBY
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
05-18-2007, 09:15 AM | #39 |
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05-18-2007, 09:17 AM | #40 |
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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I didn't know the Lakers GM was gay...?
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05-18-2007, 09:21 AM | #42 | |
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05-18-2007, 09:22 AM | #43 |
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FUCK YOU SUBBY
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05-18-2007, 09:25 AM | #44 |
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
05-18-2007, 09:28 AM | #45 |
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I'm not trying to be rude...but that was a reach.
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05-18-2007, 09:29 AM | #46 |
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That's how I read it.
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05-18-2007, 09:33 AM | #47 |
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05-18-2007, 09:49 AM | #48 |
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how pathetic is the delete/undelete move. stick you your convictions!
although I'm sure subby is quite charming.
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05-18-2007, 10:44 AM | #50 |
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This thread is sickeningly touchy-feely now...
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