Enter GroundCat!!!!

GroundCat · 06-03-2005, 10:07 AM

Hi guys!

I MADE IT!

If you need any help with football type questions, just ask GroundCat. GroundCat is the world's foremost expert on the NFL!

rkmsuf · 06-03-2005, 10:09 AM

DOOD!

I miss Diablo!!!!!

albionmoonlight · 06-03-2005, 10:09 AM

Who will win the NFL rushing title this year?

the_meanstrosity · 06-03-2005, 10:09 AM

Groundcat,

Will the Ravens win it all this year? And how does Randy Moss fit his hair in a helmet? Thanks for the knowledge.

Honolulu_Blue · 06-03-2005, 10:10 AM

How many touchdowns will David "Circus" Kircus score?

GroundCat · 06-03-2005, 10:12 AM

1. DIABLO ROXOR!!!!! MAX XP GOGOGO!

2. GroundCat can not see the future.

3. The Ravens still suck because they haven't addressed the fact that they have no cohesive gameplan. Running the ball into the line and praying for Lewis to break tackles is not a gameplan.

4. Mosshas hair-training-camp where he puts his hair through many rigorous helmet drills.

the_meanstrosity · 06-03-2005, 10:13 AM

You do know all there is to know about the NFL. I bow to your greatness.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-03-2005, 10:15 AM

I feel like I'm the only one who missed a joke here.

rkmsuf · 06-03-2005, 10:15 AM

who is hotter?

Ron Mexico or Kordell Stewart

Desnudo · 06-03-2005, 10:15 AM

Why do the Arizona Cardinals still exist?

GroundCat · 06-03-2005, 10:15 AM

Don't bust out with "the Ravens won a title on defense" either.

You can't go into a season hoping that every single one of your average defensive players has the season of their lives. That Ravens title was a complete miracle.

So says GroundCat

GroundCat · 06-03-2005, 10:16 AM

Ron Mexico is WAY hotter.

He at least gets tested.

GroundCat respects a man who respects his dinky.

KevinNU7 · 06-03-2005, 10:19 AM

GroundCat, what is the only questions that can never be answered in the affermative?

GroundCat · 06-03-2005, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KevinNU7

GroundCat, what is the only questions that can never be answered in the affermative?

GroundCat only has knowledge of the NFL and kick-ass video games.

GroundCat · 06-03-2005, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

Why do the Arizona Cardinals still exist?

GroundCat asks himself that question every year.

If you could only fire owners.

GroundCat · 06-03-2005, 10:24 AM

GroundCat finds it ironic that the Cardinals owner gets to vote on whether a new owner is fit to enter the league.

DOOD, YOU SHOULD GET VOTED OUT!

DanGarion · 06-03-2005, 10:24 AM

Who the f*ck is Groundcat?

JeeberD · 06-03-2005, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GroundCat

Ron Mexico is WAY hotter.

He at least gets tested.

GroundCat respects a man who respects his dinky.

He got herpes...he can't respect his dinky that much if he didn't bother wrapping it up.

KevinNU7 · 06-03-2005, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GroundCat

GroundCat only has knowledge of the NFL and kick-ass video games.

It's a question that could be asked to Steve Young on many occasions

GroundCat · 06-03-2005, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dangarion

Who the f*ck is Groundcat?

I am GroundCat.

You need GroundCat. You need more talk of the NFL and kick-ass video games!

DanGarion · 06-03-2005, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GroundCat

I am GroundCat.

You need GroundCat. You need more talk of the NFL and kick-ass video games!

And?

miked · 06-03-2005, 10:35 AM

Why do the Bears always insist on carrying like 10 RBs. They have good ones, then they draft more...why can't they focus on developing one?

GroundCat · 06-03-2005, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miked

Why do the Bears always insist on carrying like 10 RBs. They have good ones, then they draft more...why can't they focus on developing one?

The Bears seem to overrate RBs in each draft, and then feel like they got a steal when he falls to them. It's like in Madden or FOF when your pick comes up and you see a guy on the board that you feel is a stone cold stud. You grab him even though you already have a decent young guy there.

He doesn't turn out as well as you hoped because you overrated him in the first place, but the very next draft, an EVEN BETTER guy at the same position falls to you! Lucky Day! You grab him even though you had last year's guy, and the year before's guy.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

See, the Bears are like a bad Madden player.

rkmsuf · 06-03-2005, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GroundCat

See, the Bears are like a bad Madden player.

And Madden is a kick ass video game!

sachmo71 · 06-03-2005, 11:01 AM

Battlecat is way better.

albionmoonlight · 06-03-2005, 11:04 AM

Would Dick Vermiel (sp?) have been able to lead the Rams to several more Super Bowls had he not left?

On a related note, is there any coach who is more fun to watch lose than Mike Martz?

digamma · 06-03-2005, 11:05 AM

I'm setting the over/under at midnight tonight.

albionmoonlight · 06-03-2005, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digamma

I'm setting the over/under at midnight tonight.

All the more reason to get your questions in while you can!

sachmo71 · 06-03-2005, 11:15 AM

Thundercats are way betta, too.

Buzzbee · 06-03-2005, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digamma

I'm setting the over/under at midnight tonight.

I'll take the under.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 06-03-2005, 11:23 AM

GroundCat, are you Happy29. I can remember a GroundCat getting banned during the same period?

Desnudo · 06-03-2005, 11:24 AM

Isn't Skydog in the sunny south of France right now?

Buzzbee · 06-03-2005, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHEMICAL SOLDIER

GroundCat, are you Happy29. I can remember a GroundCat getting banned during the same period?

Easy way to find out.

Harvick sucks, and Nemechek woulda kicked his ass.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 06-03-2005, 11:28 AM

Still no reply........

GroundCat · 06-03-2005, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHEMICAL SOLDIER

GroundCat, are you Happy29. I can remember a GroundCat getting banned during the same period?

GroundCat is not anyone else.

Why would you think so?

GroundCat · 06-03-2005, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

Would Dick Vermiel (sp?) have been able to lead the Rams to several more Super Bowls had he not left?

On a related note, is there any coach who is more fun to watch lose than Mike Martz?

1. No

2. No

gottimd · 06-03-2005, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GroundCat

GroundCat is not anyone else.

Why would you think so?

Because you stated "I LIVE!", as if you were coming back from something, like being banned. Or are you really the walking dead?

GroundCat · 06-03-2005, 11:41 AM

On the topic of the Rams, did anyone else find it as fascinating as GroundCat did, to watch all of Kurt Warner's "quick decision making" completely fall apart?

One has to think that the speed of the Arena League started to erode as he became used to the time he had in an NFL pocket.

rkmsuf · 06-03-2005, 11:42 AM

Leave GroundCat alone. We need more NFL savants.

GroundCat · 06-03-2005, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottimd

Because you stated "I LIVE!", as if you were coming back from something, like being banned. Or are you really the walking dead?

Oh, that wasn't GroundCat's intention.

Buzzbee · 06-03-2005, 11:45 AM

What is the most kick-ass video game?

gottimd · 06-03-2005, 11:47 AM

Ok Groundcat....(Expert on the NFL)

In a world full of diversity, please describe fully how the NFL should market to foreign countries in hopes of expanding the leagues base to more than just the United States. What plans should the league start thinking about to help broaden the leagues appeal to foreign countries? If you feel that it will harm the NFL by doing so, please clearly state examples and provide details to support your conclusions.

GroundCat · 06-03-2005, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzzbee

What is the most kick-ass video game?

There is so much kick-ass in video games, it's hard to pick only one.

Here's a few from the GroundCat kick-ass list:
- Madden (all of them)
- Donkey Kong
- Diablo II
- NCAA Football (2004)
- Tecmo Bowl
- NHL Hockey (with the goalies edited)
- Baseball Stars

GroundCat · 06-03-2005, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gottimd

Ok Groundcat....(Expert on the NFL)

In a world full of diversity, please describe fully how the NFL should market to foreign countries in hopes of expanding the leagues base to more than just the United States. What plans should the league start thinking about to help broaden the leagues appeal to foreign countries? If you feel that it will harm the NFL by doing so, please clearly state examples and provide details to support your conclusions.

GroundCat doesn't do other people's homework. You have to write this essay yourself. You're lucky i don't tell your professor.

gottimd · 06-03-2005, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GroundCat

GroundCat doesn't do other people's homework. You have to write this essay yourself. You're lucky i don't tell your professor.

Its not homework. You're the NFL Expert, I figured I could ask you this question.

Go ahead tell the professor, not sure he will remember me since I graduated college over 6 years ago, but hell, give it a go!

mhass · 06-03-2005, 11:57 AM

Groundcat,

If Roy Wiliams the safety intercepts a pass intended for Roy Williams the receiver and subsequently fumbles the ball back to Roy Williams the receiver, does Roy Williams the coach still need glasses?

Blackadar · 06-03-2005, 12:01 PM

GroundCat:

Welcome. I'll tell you your opinions shortly.

Buzzbee · 06-03-2005, 12:03 PM

Would Michael Vick actually be worse if he had a better offensive line?

GroundCat · 06-03-2005, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mhass

Groundcat,

If Roy Wiliams the safety intercepts a pass intended for Roy Williams the receiver and subsequently fumbles the ball back to Roy Williams the receiver, does Roy Williams the coach still need glasses?

digamma · 06-03-2005, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GroundCat

Nothing like expert commentary from the world's foremost expert on the NFL.

06-03-2005, 10:09 AM	#2
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	DOOD! I miss Diablo!!!!! __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

06-03-2005, 10:10 AM	#5
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	How many touchdowns will David "Circus" Kircus score? __________________ *Steve Yzerman*: 1,755 points in 1,514 regular season games. 185 points in 196 postseason games. A First-Team All-Star, Conn Smythe Trophy winner, Selke Trophy winner, Masterton Trophy winner, member of the Hockey Hall of Fame, Olympic gold medallist, and a three-time Stanley Cup Champion. Longest serving captain of one team in the history of the NHL (19 seasons).

06-03-2005, 10:15 AM	#8
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I feel like I'm the only one who missed a joke here. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

06-03-2005, 10:15 AM	#9
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	who is hotter? Ron Mexico or Kordell Stewart __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

06-03-2005, 10:19 AM	#13
KevinNU7 College Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: Beantown	GroundCat, what is the only questions that can never be answered in the affermative? __________________ Boston Bashers - III.14 - (8347)

06-03-2005, 10:09 AM	#3
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	Who will win the NFL rushing title this year?

06-03-2005, 10:09 AM	#4
the_meanstrosity College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002	Groundcat, Will the Ravens win it all this year? And how does Randy Moss fit his hair in a helmet? Thanks for the knowledge.

06-03-2005, 10:12 AM	#6
GroundCat Banned Join Date: Jun 2005	1. DIABLO ROXOR!!!!! MAX XP GOGOGO! 2. GroundCat can not see the future. 3. The Ravens still suck because they haven't addressed the fact that they have no cohesive gameplan. Running the ball into the line and praying for Lewis to break tackles is not a gameplan. 4. Mosshas hair-training-camp where he puts his hair through many rigorous helmet drills.

06-03-2005, 10:13 AM	#7
the_meanstrosity College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002	You do know all there is to know about the NFL. I bow to your greatness.

06-03-2005, 10:15 AM	#10
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Why do the Arizona Cardinals still exist?

06-03-2005, 10:16 AM	#12
GroundCat Banned Join Date: Jun 2005	Ron Mexico is WAY hotter. He at least gets tested. GroundCat respects a man who respects his dinky.

06-03-2005, 10:24 AM	#16
GroundCat Banned Join Date: Jun 2005	GroundCat finds it ironic that the Cardinals owner gets to vote on whether a new owner is fit to enter the league. DOOD, YOU SHOULD GET VOTED OUT!

06-03-2005, 10:24 AM	#17
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Who the f*ck is Groundcat? __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

06-03-2005, 10:35 AM	#22
miked College Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Dirty	Why do the Bears always insist on carrying like 10 RBs. They have good ones, then they draft more...why can't they focus on developing one?

06-03-2005, 11:01 AM	#25
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	Battlecat is way better.

06-03-2005, 11:04 AM	#26
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	Would Dick Vermiel (sp?) have been able to lead the Rams to several more Super Bowls had he not left? On a related note, is there any coach who is more fun to watch lose than Mike Martz?

06-03-2005, 11:05 AM	#27
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	I'm setting the over/under at midnight tonight.

06-03-2005, 11:15 AM	#29
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	Thundercats are way betta, too.

06-03-2005, 11:23 AM	#31
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	GroundCat, are you Happy29. I can remember a GroundCat getting banned during the same period? __________________ Toujour Pret

06-03-2005, 11:24 AM	#32
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Isn't Skydog in the sunny south of France right now?

06-03-2005, 11:28 AM	#34
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	Still no reply........ __________________ Toujour Pret

06-03-2005, 11:41 AM	#38
GroundCat Banned Join Date: Jun 2005	On the topic of the Rams, did anyone else find it as fascinating as GroundCat did, to watch all of Kurt Warner's "quick decision making" completely fall apart? One has to think that the speed of the Arena League started to erode as he became used to the time he had in an NFL pocket.

06-03-2005, 11:42 AM	#39
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Leave GroundCat alone. We need more NFL savants. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

06-03-2005, 11:45 AM	#41
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	What is the most kick-ass video game? __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

06-03-2005, 11:47 AM	#42
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Ok Groundcat....(Expert on the NFL) In a world full of diversity, please describe fully how the NFL should market to foreign countries in hopes of expanding the leagues base to more than just the United States. What plans should the league start thinking about to help broaden the leagues appeal to foreign countries? If you feel that it will harm the NFL by doing so, please clearly state examples and provide details to support your conclusions. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

06-03-2005, 11:57 AM	#46
mhass High School Varsity Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Here	Groundcat, If Roy Wiliams the safety intercepts a pass intended for Roy Williams the receiver and subsequently fumbles the ball back to Roy Williams the receiver, does Roy Williams the coach still need glasses? __________________ Now while I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. - H.J.S.

06-03-2005, 12:01 PM	#47
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	GroundCat: Welcome. I'll tell you your opinions shortly.

06-03-2005, 12:03 PM	#48
Buzzbee College Starter Join Date: Jun 2002	Would Michael Vick actually be worse if he had a better offensive line? __________________ Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

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