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Old 06-26-2005, 07:15 PM   #1
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Thumbs up Their periods attract bears

Great now you're putting the whole station at risk.

That is all.

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Old 06-26-2005, 07:16 PM   #2
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Old 06-26-2005, 07:36 PM   #3
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Love that movie.
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Old 06-26-2005, 07:37 PM   #4
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I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
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Old 06-26-2005, 07:47 PM   #5
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Do you mean a party in your pants?
Yes
No
Ian would you like to come to a party in my pants?

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German for Whale's Vagina
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Old 06-26-2005, 07:48 PM   #6
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Old 06-26-2005, 07:52 PM   #7
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Overrated.
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Old 06-26-2005, 07:59 PM   #8
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LOUD NOISES
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Old 06-26-2005, 08:00 PM   #9
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San Diego
German for Whale's Vagina

Ahh.. Saint Diago

she says something about how it was really named


I don't believe you. Agree to disagree.
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Old 06-26-2005, 08:01 PM   #10
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People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
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Old 06-26-2005, 08:24 PM   #11
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Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!
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Old 06-26-2005, 08:25 PM   #12
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I'm going to slap you in public


It's called Sex Panther by Odeon, it's made with real bits of panther so you know it's good.


Don't act like your not impressed.





I can't wait for this to hit HBO in like a week so I can unhealthily watch it even more than I already have
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Old 06-26-2005, 08:31 PM   #13
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WHat


The



Fuck?
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Old 06-26-2005, 08:36 PM   #14
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I woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel. I'm not kidding! It just came out of nowhere. I tried to flush it down the toilet and it crawled back up.
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Old 06-26-2005, 08:38 PM   #15
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Champ...I think I ate your chocolate squirrel
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Old 06-26-2005, 08:39 PM   #16
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It's called Sex Panther by Odeon, it's made with real bits of panther so you know it's good.

They've done tests, 60% of the time, it works all the time.
That doesn't make any sense.
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Old 06-26-2005, 08:44 PM   #17
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that 60% bit i nearly use everyday now, switching ti up to make sense for my current activity
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Old 06-26-2005, 08:46 PM   #18
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again, WTF?


is this some super secret comedy show I missed somewhere or are you all simply smoking the same bad shit
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Old 06-26-2005, 08:53 PM   #19
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Anchorman
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Old 06-26-2005, 08:53 PM   #20
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again, WTF?


is this some super secret comedy show I missed somewhere or are you all simply smoking the same bad shit

Anchorman...come on!

Its science.
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Old 06-26-2005, 09:11 PM   #21
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Do you know who I am?
No. I can't say that I do.
I don't know how to put this... but, I'm kinda a big deal... people know me... I'm very important... I have many leather-bound books... and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.


Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
It jumped up a notch!
It did, didn't it?
Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
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Old 06-26-2005, 09:15 PM   #22
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Baxter, you know I don't speak spanish.
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Old 06-26-2005, 09:23 PM   #23
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Como Estas el Bitches
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Old 06-26-2005, 09:48 PM   #24
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I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.
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Old 06-26-2005, 11:30 PM   #25
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Old 06-26-2005, 11:32 PM   #26
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if u were a man id punch you....id punch you right in the jaw
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Old 06-26-2005, 11:33 PM   #27
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Because I have breasts... exquisite breasts?
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Old 06-27-2005, 01:30 AM   #28
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A straight shot, right to the babymaker
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Old 06-27-2005, 01:38 AM   #29
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I don't know if you heard, but I did over a thousand.
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Old 06-27-2005, 01:42 AM   #30
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Mr Burgundy, you have a massive erection
no, oh I do its the pleats in the pants, I was just about to take them back to the pants store
...walking off....
Don't act like you're not impressed!
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Old 06-27-2005, 01:54 AM   #31
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Watch out for the guns, they'll getcha.
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Old 06-27-2005, 10:43 AM   #32
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Amazingly enough, I now have confirmation that I was perfectly right to avoid this movie like the plague that it is.

I have yet to actually watch one of his movies. I think I'll keep it that way.
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Old 06-27-2005, 10:55 AM   #33
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I didn't really care for this movie, and I usually enjoy Will Ferrell.
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Old 06-27-2005, 11:14 AM   #34
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One of those movies where all the funny parts are in the film's preview.
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Old 06-27-2005, 12:30 PM   #35
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If you like Will Ferrell, you like the movie. Same as all his other movies.
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Old 06-27-2005, 04:19 PM   #36
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Anchorman is the funniest movie I've seen in the last five years, at least.
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Old 06-27-2005, 05:51 PM   #37
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Anchorman is the funniest movie I've seen in the last five years, at least.

You must not have seen "The Passion". It was more Slapstick-y than anything, but Mel found a way.
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Old 06-27-2005, 06:03 PM   #38
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What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.
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Old 06-27-2005, 06:03 PM   #39
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I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
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Old 06-27-2005, 06:04 PM   #40
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Old 06-27-2005, 06:05 PM   #41
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Well, I could be wrong, but I believe uh, diversity is an old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era.
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Old 06-27-2005, 06:59 PM   #42
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this is one of the most quotable movies ive ever seen...i love it
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Old 06-27-2005, 11:39 PM   #43
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Anchorman is the funniest movie I've seen in the last five years, at least.

Don't get out much? Really, I was expecting good things from this film...but it was a total waste of time.
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Old 06-27-2005, 11:59 PM   #44
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If you like Will Ferrell, you like the movie. Same as all his other movies.

I was so bored in kicking and screaming
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Old 06-28-2005, 12:01 AM   #45
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You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it.
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Old 06-28-2005, 02:40 AM   #46
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Old 06-28-2005, 07:01 AM   #47
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I think I was in love once.
Really? What was her name?
I don't remember.
That's not a good start, but keep going...
She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
I'm pretty sure that's not love.
Damn it!

By the beard of Zeus!

Knights of Columbus, that hurt!

What are you doing on our stations turf, Burgundy? You're about to get a serious beatdown.
I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
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