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Old 06-17-2009, 06:02 PM   #1
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This is the hottest 53 year old woman I have ever seen

I am scouring the internet to try and prove myself wrong, that Jennifer Bini Taylor is not 53 years old. I know no one hear watches 2 1/2 men, but holy smokes this old lady is hot. Maybe you guys now have a reason to watch Men on Monday nights.


I was looking for other things she has been in when I was floored my her Birthday.

If My wife looks like this when she turn 53 I will be the luckiest S.O.B. on the face of the planet.



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Old 06-17-2009, 06:04 PM   #2
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Old 06-17-2009, 06:09 PM   #3
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I dunno, Susanna Hoffs still looks pretty good for 50
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Old 06-17-2009, 06:10 PM   #4
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Sarah Brightman is gorgeous at 48.
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Old 06-17-2009, 06:11 PM   #5
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I hope I look as good as she does at that age.
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Old 06-17-2009, 06:19 PM   #6
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NewIdentity...how'd you get hooked up with the gig interning at CBS?
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Old 06-17-2009, 08:44 PM   #7
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53 or not, she is definitely attractive.
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Old 06-17-2009, 08:56 PM   #8
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I met Jennifer Tilly at the WSOP last year, she's in her early 50's and looked damn good
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Old 06-17-2009, 09:09 PM   #9
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{scratches head} Nice rack for 53 but otherwise I'm not seeing anything that remarkable here in terms of holding up.

I mean, it's quite a bit above average sure but off the top of my head (or with the slightest bit of Googling to jog my memory) that held up even better at that age I can think of Ann-Margaret, Valerie Perrine, Jessica Lange, Raquel Welch, Jane Fonda (much as I hate to even speak her name), and Kim Basinger.
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Old 06-17-2009, 09:12 PM   #10
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I bet Sophia Loren was still hot at 53
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Old 06-17-2009, 09:14 PM   #11
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I bet Sophia Loren was still hot at 53

She might have given it a good run at 63 IIRC (as did Welch & Ann-Margaret).
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Old 06-17-2009, 09:20 PM   #12
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Is Julia Louis Dreyfus over 50 yet?
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Old 06-17-2009, 09:40 PM   #13
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Did you register just to post this thread?
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Old 06-17-2009, 10:39 PM   #14
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{scratches head} Nice rack for 53 but otherwise I'm not seeing anything that remarkable here in terms of holding up.

I mean, it's quite a bit above average sure but off the top of my head (or with the slightest bit of Googling to jog my memory) that held up even better at that age I can think of Ann-Margaret, Valerie Perrine, Jessica Lange, Raquel Welch, Jane Fonda (much as I hate to even speak her name), and Kim Basinger.

I don't think I'd really agree with Lange (unless she hit the wall really fast...she's only 7 years older than this one; let's say Lange at the time of Prozac Nation). The rest all held up really well.
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Old 06-17-2009, 10:42 PM   #15
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I dunno, Susanna Hoffs still looks pretty good for 50
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Old 06-17-2009, 10:44 PM   #16
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Did you register just to post this thread?

It's obviously a new identity.

Re: the woman, she's got huge tracts of land.
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Old 06-17-2009, 11:24 PM   #17
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I'm wondering if this is actually spam...
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Old 06-17-2009, 11:25 PM   #18
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In fact I'm 100% sure this is spam. It's been reported.
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Old 06-17-2009, 11:33 PM   #19
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Are you talking about the NewIdentity person?

Yes it's a spammer. Pretty obvious from looking at the links.
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Old 06-18-2009, 12:25 AM   #20
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:34 AM   #21
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Yes it's a spammer. Pretty obvious from looking at the links.
I don't get it. My first post here was to call everybody a Cheap Bastard because I could not get a 3D UP review in the movie thread.



I guess playing Multi-Player text sims must rot your brain and make you go around thinking everyone is out to get you.
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:56 AM   #22
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I actually thought you must be legit, because if you were a spammer, you were the most successful spammer of all time, given your "spam" actually started a semi-interesting discussion.
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:31 AM   #23
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I actually thought you must be legit, because if you were a spammer, you were the most successful spammer of all time, given your "spam" actually started a semi-interesting discussion.

I was a spammer who was so enthralled with the community I decided to stay.
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:04 AM   #24
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I don't think I'd really agree with Lange (unless she hit the wall really fast...she's only 7 years older than this one; let's say Lange at the time of Prozac Nation). The rest all held up really well.

This caused me to look for some additional pictures on her & upon further review the original call is reversed on Lange.
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:08 AM   #25
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This caused me to look for some additional pictures on her & upon further review the original call is reversed on Lange.

Did some hard, er... I mean, difficult, research there?

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Old 06-18-2009, 09:09 AM   #26
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I actually thought you must be legit, because if you were a spammer, you were the most successful spammer of all time, given your "spam" actually started a semi-interesting discussion.

But the links are to obvious advertising sites. Plus one of them links to "live video chat" advertising (randomly) that would normally cause someone to get banned. Something is fishy about this user.
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:09 AM   #27
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For me it the ultimate Quick change, from Hot to Not is Priscilla Presley. She used to be as hot as it got for a MILF, but she showed up on Oprah one day with a new face that looked like some kind of crazy joke. Actually, I ended up watching most of the episode, because I thought eventually she would take off her mask and say April Fools or something like that.


A distant second is Dyan Cannon. Another hatchet job straight out of the Michael Jackson book. She still has a great body, but her face now belongs in a Super Hero movie next to some kind of Radio-Active container.
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:17 AM   #28
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But the links are to obvious advertising sites. Plus one of them links to "live video chat" advertising (randomly) that would normally cause someone to get banned. Something is fishy about this user.
Go find her age posted somewhere else? All the obvious sites do not list her age. IMDB, WIKI, TVGUIDE. IT is crazy how she has managed to get these sites to go out of their way and not post her age.


I guess she has a little Blanch Deveraux in her.
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:25 AM   #29
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I had never even heard of this person before. Of course, I have never heard of Jennifer Bini Taylor either...but wow she looks good for fifty something. I don't believe she needs a new identity...
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:53 AM   #30
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Go find her age posted somewhere else?

Sites with birth date listed from the first page of Google results generated by her name
Jennifer Bini Taylor - FamousWhy
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:15 PM   #31
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Old 06-18-2009, 01:37 PM   #32
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If you watch recent episodes of 2.5 Men you will see her on there. I have to admit i kinda find her eh on that show. The pictures you are seeing make her look better than i think she looks on the show as Charlie's fiance.
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:03 PM   #33
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She looks fantastic here. Perhaps it is the outfit, but I dunno...


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Old 06-18-2009, 02:31 PM   #34
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I think it's the cleavage.
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:33 PM   #35
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I think it's the cleavage.

Possibly.
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Old 06-18-2009, 02:41 PM   #36
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Old 06-18-2009, 07:41 PM   #37
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flap... hiding... massive... unit... save yourselves...
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Old 06-18-2009, 07:42 PM   #38
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Actually, kinda looks like Amy Poehler in a brown wig with a turtle on her forehead.
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Old 06-18-2009, 07:57 PM   #39
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Michelle Pfeiffer is around 51 and much more attractive than the chick this thread was started about.
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:26 PM   #40
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This is actually a reasonable mystery. First, IMDB.com doesn't list a birthdate. That's somewhat unusual, since that site usually does a pretty good job with information like that.

Most places indicate her birthday is June 15, 1956. However, I've also found April 16, 1972 and August 29, 1974. I've never seen anyone so many birthdays and so random.

The most telling information: PeopleFinders.com lists a Jennifer Beni Taylor (aka Jennifer Bini and Jennifer Taylor) with an address in Studio City, California. The record indicates her age is 37.

Her first role was a small part in Wild Things in 1998. Very unusual for an actress to make her screen debut in her early 40s, but not so unusual for an actress to make her debut in her mid 20s.

After my review of the data and the photos, I'm going with 37.
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Old 06-18-2009, 11:33 PM   #41
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I always though "Bang" when I see Susanna Hoffs, and "les" when I see the others.
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