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View Poll Results: How do you eat your Mac & Cheese
With a fork 44 77.19%
With a spoon 10 17.54%
With a trout 3 5.26%
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Old 03-15-2017, 02:27 PM   #1
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How do you eat your Mac & Cheese

This came up at work today. Until recently I didn't even think that there were cretins that thought differently than me on the subject.
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Old 03-15-2017, 02:30 PM   #2
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I don't eat it. It tastes like crap.
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Old 03-15-2017, 02:32 PM   #3
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You really are an alien
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Old 03-15-2017, 02:38 PM   #4
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Fork, with some Tony Chachere's Creole Seasoning to give it a kick.
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Old 03-15-2017, 02:59 PM   #5
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How old am I in this scenario?
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Old 03-15-2017, 03:06 PM   #6
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How old am I in this scenario?

How old do you wanna be?


But seriously, I didn't know it mattered. I think I usually use a fork, but that's just because I'm eating it with some sort of meat, as part of a meal. But If I was forced to use a spoon I don't think I'd be like "arghhhh, I can't do this!!!"
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Old 03-15-2017, 03:17 PM   #7
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Spoon over Fork.

Reason: Spoon has the highest mac n' cheese yield per trip to my mouth.
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Old 03-15-2017, 03:38 PM   #8
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Spoon over Fork.

Reason: Spoon has the highest mac n' cheese yield per trip to my mouth.

Ah, but with my fork I get to experience the goodness of Mac n' Cheese longer than you since a spoon holds more, and therefore goes faster.
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Old 03-15-2017, 03:46 PM   #9
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I prefer skewering it.
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Old 03-15-2017, 03:51 PM   #10
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If the cheese is liquidy enough to require a spoon to be effecient then I'm probably not eating your deficient, awful mac and cheese to begin with.

Fork.
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Old 03-15-2017, 04:07 PM   #11
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If the cheese is liquidy enough to require a spoon to be effecient then I'm probably not eating your deficient, awful mac and cheese to begin with.

Fork.

So I see you've been eating my wife's mac & cheese, sir. Anything else you might want to tell me about your relationship with her?
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Old 03-15-2017, 04:32 PM   #12
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If the cheese is liquidy enough to require a spoon to be effecient then I'm probably not eating your deficient, awful mac and cheese to begin with.

Fork.

This. This. So much this.

If I wanted soup, I would've asked for it.
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Old 03-15-2017, 05:08 PM   #13
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With lots of ketchup.
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Old 03-15-2017, 05:10 PM   #14
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Poll is useless without a spork option.
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Old 03-15-2017, 07:27 PM   #15
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Kraft Deluxe with an extra 1/4-1/2" thick slice of velveeta.
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Old 03-15-2017, 07:47 PM   #17
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Wouldn't it be macaroni by default? I mean, it's sort of in the name.
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Old 03-15-2017, 08:19 PM   #18
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with salt/pepper and hot sauce.


and wtf ketchup?
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