Wow... Has life really come to this?

M GO BLUE!!! · 09-06-2009, 02:46 AM

It is almost 4am on a Saturday night and what am I doing? Folding socks. Putting away laundry. And figuring out what path to take in making up a pretend girlfriend to nicely brush off a woman at my part-time job who I thought I had previously brushed off, (but after a year and a half she still doesn't get it.)

Well, at least I have beer!

JediKooter · 09-06-2009, 03:23 AM

Beer is good.

Julio Riddols · 09-06-2009, 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

It is almost 4am on a Saturday night and what am I doing? Folding socks. Putting away laundry. And figuring out what path to take in making up a pretend girlfriend to nicely brush off a woman at my part-time job who I thought I had previously brushed off, (but after a year and a half she still doesn't get it.)

Well, at least I have beer!

Develop major quirks. Invite her over for sock folding ceremonies. Tell her all about how you live for that Saturday night folding session.. Fresh socks, warm, right out of the dryer.. Tell her how you like listening to tapes of babies crying to remind you of your childhood, something weird. To get rid of people politely, sometimes the easiest way is to present yourself as a complete lunatic. Make your private life and interests as unappealing and weird as possible.

If that doesn't work, just go back to beer.

Chief Rum · 09-06-2009, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

It is almost 4am on a Saturday night and what am I doing? Folding socks. Putting away laundry. And figuring out what path to take in making up a pretend girlfriend to nicely brush off a woman at my part-time job who I thought I had previously brushed off, (but after a year and a half she still doesn't get it.)

Well, at least I have beer!

Tell her you're a robot who sadly did not receive the capability to love.

Danny · 09-06-2009, 04:25 AM

Tell her you lost your "manhood" in a freak lawn mowing incident.

B & B · 09-06-2009, 09:16 AM

Share your lifelong passion of civil war re-enactments every weekend at some location about 5 hours away. Women love camping and non-bathing in the great outdoors for extended peroids of time. At least most do.

jeff061 · 09-06-2009, 09:23 AM

You started a thread that culminated in a post about a mangled penis.

You fail.

AZSpeechCoach · 09-06-2009, 03:06 PM

Join the Kingdom of Loathing online game...then invite her to quest with you. It worked in driving my wife downstairs for the night.

EagleFan · 09-06-2009, 03:39 PM

If you didn't brush her off you wouldn't be folding socks at 4 AM on a Saturday and inventing fake girlfriends....

Tasan · 09-06-2009, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleFan

If you didn't brush her off you wouldn't be folding socks at 4 AM on a Saturday and inventing fake girlfriends....

That you someone for finally pointing out the obvious. If you hate spending the evening folding socks, take her up on the offer. How is this difficult to figure out???

Lathum · 09-06-2009, 04:22 PM

could be worse, my wife is making me watch The Sound of Music right now.

The price I pay for watching football all day yesterday.

Easy Mac · 09-06-2009, 04:26 PM

If you really want to get rid of her, you could just sleep with her

gkb · 09-06-2009, 04:38 PM

You could just tell her the truth, something along the lines of, "You're great, but I'm not interested in having a romantic relationship with you."

Barring that you could just start calling her "Fatal Attraction" and threaten a restraining order.

ISiddiqui · 09-06-2009, 04:40 PM

Yeah, go out with the woman... well unless she's crazy. But even then, that's better stories for us!

Karlifornia · 09-06-2009, 04:45 PM

Tell her "Wow! It's so cool that you're interested in me! Do me a favor and don't pay for the full version of "Offender Locator""

RendeR · 09-06-2009, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

If you really want to get rid of her, you could just try to sleep with her

fixed that.

BYU 14 · 09-06-2009, 09:27 PM

Maybe Noop will lend you that picture of his pretend Girlfriend to put on your desk at work

Noop · 09-06-2009, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU 14

Maybe Noop will lend you that picture of his pretend Girlfriend to put on your desk at work

Hi Five. At least she wasn't from Buffalo or was a Buffalo.

RendeR · 09-06-2009, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Hi Five. At least she wasn't from Buffalo or was a Buffalo.

Grow

the fuck

up

already.

Noop · 09-06-2009, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

Grow

the fuck

up

already.

I am flattered by your attention...really I am but in this case I actually wasn't referring to you given that you're not a woman(although you act like a bitch) and don't look like a buffalo.(I think you look like a cat but that's just me Mr. Kitten)

Izulde · 09-06-2009, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

I am flattered by your attention...really I am but in this case I actually wasn't referring to you given that you're not a woman(although you act like a bitch) and don't look like a buffalo.(I think you look like a cat but that's just me Mr. Kitten)

Chief Rum · 09-06-2009, 09:52 PM

I am not unknown to have occasionally overreacted to things at times. So I have to say I know an overreaction when I see one.

And that, Render, was an overreaction on your part.

RendeR · 09-06-2009, 10:42 PM

Not seeing or knowing anything related to the thread that pointed to Buffalo other than my location, I saw Noop's post and assumed he was simply being his douchebag self.

My apologies if I was mistaken.

Noop · 09-07-2009, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

Not seeing or knowing anything related to the thread that pointed to Buffalo other than my location, I saw Noop's post and assumed he was simply being his douchebag self.

My apologies if I was mistaken.

Classy.

Lathum · 09-07-2009, 11:33 AM

Not really sure why Noop is the target here. BYU makes a crack about him, he fires back, Render goes off and noop is the bad guy?

Karlifornia · 09-07-2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

Not really sure why Noop is the target here. BYU makes a crack about him, he fires back, Render goes off and noop is the bad guy?

Well, Noop is a half retarded misogynist, and RendeR is an insane asshole that acts like a woman on her period. It's just a complete recipe for disaster.

RendeR · 09-07-2009, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

Not really sure why Noop is the target here. BYU makes a crack about him, he fires back, Render goes off and noop is the bad guy?

As I said, I don't see any connection to Buffalo anywhere in this thread but my location. Noop very regularly tosses out douchey half assed comments directed at me, I put those two points together and assumed he was doing it again.

So if thats not the case, I apologized. I am intriuged by the Buffalo reference if thats the case though? Does BYU generally fuck Buffalo? Does Noop? Does Noop have a picture on his desk of himself fucking a Buffalo?

Inquiring minds want to know.

RendeR · 09-07-2009, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Well, Noop is a half retarded misogynist, and RendeR is an insane asshole that acts like a woman on her period. It's just a complete recipe for disaster.

I am NOT insane.

DaddyTorgo · 09-07-2009, 03:33 PM

much ado about nothing

Noop · 09-07-2009, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Well, Noop is a half retarded misogynist, and RendeR is an insane asshole that acts like a woman on her period. It's just a complete recipe for disaster.

Nice.

Noop · 09-07-2009, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by RendeR

As I said, I don't see any connection to Buffalo anywhere in this thread but my location. Noop very regularly tosses out douchey half assed comments directed at me, I put those two points together and assumed he was doing it again.

That's a fucking lie. Anything I say to you is in response to you being a complete and utter bitch.

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Originally Posted by RendeR

So if thats not the case, I apologized. I am intriuged by the Buffalo reference if thats the case though? Does BYU generally fuck Buffalo? Does Noop? Does Noop have a picture on his desk of himself fucking a Buffalo?

Inquiring minds want to know.

I do not care about you period. BYU 14 made a joke at my expense and I responded back where do you belong in that equation? You're just an attention whore....

So **** you and have a nice day.

Izulde · 09-07-2009, 04:03 PM

Anybody here ever play SissyFight? I mean, besides on the boards.

Chief Rum · 09-07-2009, 04:04 PM

I remember when funny stuff was being put in this thread. Vaguely.

Galaxy · 09-07-2009, 04:38 PM

Well, Noop did say was "At least she wasn't from Buffalo or was a Buffalo."

I'm not sure where the from Buffalo reference came from.

Anyways, resume the discussion of folding socks, fake girlfriends, and the FOFC computer fight. I'm going to grab a beer.

RendeR · 09-07-2009, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

That's a fucking lie. Anything I say to you is in response to you being a complete and utter bitch.

I do not care about you period. BYU 14 made a joke at my expense and I responded back where do you belong in that equation? You're just an attention whore....

So **** you and have a nice day.

And I explained myself. If you think its a lie thats not my problem. I don't handle the delusional self-fellating douchebags on the board. Any issues that have come up between you and I originate with you and your self labeled opinions of which you feel you are exempt from having belittled, insulted and proven utterly stupid.

But hey, you have a great day there Noopid.

Greyroofoo · 09-07-2009, 07:40 PM

Stay gold, FOFC, stay gold

BYU 14 · 09-07-2009, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

I do not care about you period. BYU 14 made a joke at my expense and I responded back where do you belong in that equation? You're just an attention whore....

So **** you and have a nice day.

I do like Buffalo Jerky, but not in a sexual way

Seriously, Noop and I were just having fun with each other, I don't think it goes beyond that.

RendeR · 09-07-2009, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU 14

I do like Buffalo Jerky, but not in a sexual way

Seriously, Noop and I were just having fun with each other, I don't think it goes beyond that.

And that's kewl, I just didn't get the reference and assumed he was being a prick to me as usual. No sweat off my back.

tarcone · 09-07-2009, 10:37 PM

The title of this thread covers the whole thread really well, doesnt it?

Karlifornia · 09-08-2009, 04:18 AM

I would like to amend my comments from my previous post in this thread. Noop, I don't think you are half retarded. I think you are a misogynist that takes slights from women as attempts to emasculate you, and you react in a manner that lumps women into one big pile of evil.

RendeR, I think you come across as very, VERY abrasive, and I think it probably stems from from sort of self-doubt that you feel the need to compensate for.

I could be completely wrong.

RendeR · 09-08-2009, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

RendeR, I think you come across as very, VERY abrasive, and I think it probably stems from from sort of self-doubt that you feel the need to compensate for.

I could be completely wrong.

Not completely wrong, I AM very abrasive. Though it comes from years of putting up with people like who act like some on this board. I am actually fairly thick skinned when it comes to jibes and jokes, but that skin is also proportional to the level of respect I have for any given individual trying to poke and prod at me. My best friends can rip me a new one and I take it in stride. Others...yeah, not so much.

ISiddiqui · 09-08-2009, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Well, Noop is a half retarded misogynist, and RendeR is an insane asshole that acts like a woman on her period. It's just a complete recipe for disaster.

LOL! GOLD!

DanGarion · 09-08-2009, 11:31 AM

Just ask her if she does anal.

Samdari · 09-08-2009, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Just ask her if she does anal.

And if she says any of "for the right guy," "maybe," or "yes! I love it!" for god's sake, stop brushing her off.

Khorium · 09-08-2009, 01:12 PM

This woman at work could be built like a gorilla. Maybe he has a good reason to brush her off.

Galaxy · 09-08-2009, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

And if she says any of "for the right guy," "maybe," or "yes! I love it!" for god's sake, stop brushing her off.

RendeR · 09-09-2009, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Khorium

This woman at work could be built like a gorilla. Maybe he has a good reason to brush her off.

I'm thinking he's not in a position to be that picky

RomaGoth · 09-09-2009, 08:42 AM

Am I the only one who thought this was a World of Warcraft thread?

RendeR · 09-09-2009, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by RomaGoth

Am I the only one who thought this was a World of Warcraft thread?

Yes.

Lathum · 09-09-2009, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by RomaGoth

Am I the only one who thought this was a World of Warcraft thread?

no

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Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	Well, Noop did say was "At least she wasn't from Buffalo or was a Buffalo." I'm not sure where the from Buffalo reference came from. Anyways, resume the discussion of folding socks, fake girlfriends, and the FOFC computer fight. I'm going to grab a beer. Last edited by Galaxy : 09-07-2009 at 04:38 PM.

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