Kevin "K-Fed" Federline...Rap Artist???

oliegirl · 11-03-2005, 09:44 AM

From People Magazine's Website...

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Kevin Federline is taking his licks from critics for his first single, "Y'All Ain't Ready," from his upcoming hip-hop CD, The Truth, due for release next year.

The track has been posted on the Web site of producer Disco D, and reactions have not been kind. "Kanye West he's not," opines the New York Post of former backup dancer Federline, 27, who also happens to be married to Britney Spears. "He's not even Vanilla Ice."

Against what the New York Daily News' Lowdown column calls "a crude beat," Federline – the father of three, including his son with Spears, Sean Preston Federline, born in September – says during the chorus of the song: "Back then they called me K-Fed/ But you can call me Daddy instead."

As the rap's refrain goes: "Go ahead and say whatcha wanna/I'm gonna sell about 2 mil, oh, then I'm a goner ... I know you all wish you was in my position/Cause I keep gettin' in situations that you wish you was in, cousin ... Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue ... Getting anxious? Go take a peep/ I'm starrin' in your magazines now every day and week ... But maybe baby you can wait and see/ Until then all these Pavarottis followin' me."

The Daily News suggests that Federline means to say "paparazzi" instead of "Pavarotti," who is a famed opera singer. (Other Web sites say it's not a mistake, but Federline's nickname for the ever-present photographers.)

Still, claims the Post, the beats of the song stick in the ear – even if they're not terribly original – and the sound effects may remind you of a pinball machine, albeit one submerged in water.

Ksyrup · 11-03-2005, 09:47 AM

This is the single most anticipated debut rap album since Brian Austin Green.

albionmoonlight · 11-03-2005, 09:50 AM

I'm just happy to have posted in this thread before rkmsuf got here.

rkmsuf · 11-03-2005, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

I'm just happy to have posted in this thread before rkmsuf got here.

Wurd to ya mutha.

Pumpy Tudors · 11-03-2005, 10:00 AM

Until they mentioned that he's Britney Spears' husband, I had no idea who this clown was. I certainly didn't recognize the name. With that said, I'll be the first (and only) person in line to purchase the CD.

rkmsuf · 11-03-2005, 10:01 AM

that guy is so freaking talented

zums · 11-03-2005, 10:10 AM

here's a min. sample, trust me that is more than enough. i'm pretty sure i could do better than this

http://rapidshare.de/files/7084481/y...ready.mp3.html

-zums

rkmsuf · 11-03-2005, 10:15 AM

Ant and K-Fed should battle.

Ksyrup · 11-03-2005, 10:15 AM

I think I read something about a week ago that said Britney gave him a less-than-flattering review of his album as well.

Don't quit your day job as Mr. Spears.

gottimd · 11-03-2005, 10:40 AM

The unintentional comedy scale on this one will be through the roof. I can't wait to hear some parts of a song just for a good laugh at how pathetic it is.

flere-imsaho · 11-03-2005, 11:06 AM

I happened to catch part of his new single yesterday. The local "alternative" station, Q101, managed to get a leaked copy and played about 30 seconds of it for hilarity purposes.

I can't really describe it, but basically it's as bad as you'd think it would be.

JeeberD · 11-03-2005, 11:13 AM

I thought that K-Fed was a shoe brand?

Raiders Army · 11-03-2005, 11:16 AM

He needs to start referring to himself in third-person. That always works.

gottimd · 11-03-2005, 11:20 AM

Is his album gonna be called:

Riding Da coat tails of my washed up wife, yo!

Karlifornia · 11-03-2005, 01:29 PM

I'm scared for him. Wouldn't you be terrified if you were being chased by multiple members of the Pavarotti family?

gottimd · 11-03-2005, 01:30 PM

"Back then, they called me K-Fed, but you can call me Daddy instead," he intones in the chorus of "Y'all Ain't Ready."

rkmsuf · 11-03-2005, 01:30 PM

Puff Daddy?

gottimd · 11-03-2005, 01:31 PM

Daddy Long Legs?

rkmsuf · 11-03-2005, 01:32 PM

Shaq Diesel?

gottimd · 11-03-2005, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Shaq Diesel?

Kazaam?

rkmsuf · 11-03-2005, 01:36 PM

Schlemiel, schlimazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated!

gottimd · 11-03-2005, 01:38 PM

We’re gonna do it!
Give us any chance, we’ll take it.
Give us any rule, we’ll break it.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin’ it our way.

dawgfan · 11-03-2005, 01:56 PM

OK, who else here is old enough to have seen that show when it originally aired and not as a syndicated re-run?

gottimd · 11-03-2005, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

OK, who else here is old enough to have seen that show when it originally aired and not as a syndicated re-run?

Bring up that Age Poll that was taken a month back or so, and you will have your answer.

rkmsuf · 11-03-2005, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

OK, who else here is old enough to have seen that show when it originally aired and not as a syndicated re-run?

ended it's run in 1983. by my primative calculations I was 11. can't say I specifically recall seeing first run but I've seen my fair share.

on a totally unrelated note I've seen every episode of Threes Company ever aired....twice.

gottimd · 11-03-2005, 02:00 PM

1976-1983. So I was -1 to 6 years old when it was on the air. I remember it vaguely, I think my mom used to watch it.

Wow from K-Fed to Laverne and Shirley? Impressive threadjack.

rkmsuf · 11-03-2005, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

1976-1983. So I was -1 to 6 years old when it was on the air. I remember it vaguely, I think my mom used to watch it.

Wow from K-Fed to Laverne and Shirley? Impressive threadjack.

thank you. I'd argue Laverne and Shirley is way more entertaining than K-Tred.

Raiders Army · 11-03-2005, 02:12 PM

I always thought Shirley was hot.

dawgfan · 11-03-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

I always thought Shirley was hot.

I can go with the adjective "cute", but never "hot". That was reserved for the women of Charlie's Angels, or more specifically Farrah Fawcett and Jacklyn Smith (I didn't go for Kate Jackson so much at the time), or Daisy Duke.

Ksyrup · 11-03-2005, 02:17 PM

I had a thing for Stephanie Zimbalist on Remington Steele.

Ksyrup · 11-03-2005, 02:17 PM

Dola.

As long as we're sharing.

rkmsuf · 11-03-2005, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I had a thing for Stephanie Zimbalist on Remington Steele.

I wanted to bang the silly out of Chrissy and Terri.

Mrs. Roper...not so much. Anyone mentions Ferlie and there's going to be trouble.

gottimd · 11-03-2005, 02:31 PM

Ferlie.

rkmsuf · 11-03-2005, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by gottimd

Ferlie.

I wasn't going to but I feel obligated to let folks know about all the Larry Dallas footage you've isolated.

gottimd · 11-03-2005, 02:39 PM

Ksyrup · 11-03-2005, 02:40 PM

That's Furley to the both of you. Sheesh!

rkmsuf · 11-03-2005, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

That's Furley to the both of you. Sheesh!

He always looked like a Ferlie to me.

Ksyrup · 11-03-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

He always looked like a Ferlie to me.

You noticed that his crotch was always wet, too?

Oh wait...that's Fergie!

Raiders Army · 11-03-2005, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I had a thing for Stephanie Zimbalist on Remington Steele.

Oh, and I had a thing for both of the chicks on Knight Rider, Patricia McPherson and Rebecca Holden.

Now that they're older and less popular, I wonder if I have a shot.

rkmsuf · 11-03-2005, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

You noticed that his crotch was always wet, too?

Oh wait...that's Fergie!

HAR!

albionmoonlight · 11-03-2005, 02:47 PM

All these women are but pale reflections of Markie Post.

rkmsuf · 11-03-2005, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Oh, and I had a thing for both of the chicks on Knight Rider, Patricia McPherson and Rebecca Holden.

Ooh good call.

Buccaneer · 11-03-2005, 06:40 PM

And from Roger Friedman

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Britney's Hubby Takes a Bad Rap

From the sublime to the ridiculous: Mr. Britney Spears, aka Kevin Federline, is recording rap music.

Yesterday, some of it was leaked onto the Web. It is — surprise, surprise — quite awful. Thanks to an intrepid soul on the Velvet Rope Web site, here are the lyrics that could be determined:

"I should be saying keep my damn name outcha mouth but y'all people keep increasing my change amount
So, go ahead and say whatcha wanna, I'm gonna sell bout two mill, fool, then I'm a-gonna
I know you wish you was in my position cuz I keep getting into situations that you wish you wuz in, cousin
I'm not your brother, not your uncle, I'm daddy, dude
Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue
My prediction is that y'all gonna hate on the style we create, straight 2008
But I know that you really can't wait because people are always askin' me — when's the release date?
Well maybe baby you can wait and see
Until then, all these Pavarottis following me
Gettin' anxious, go take a peek, I'm starring in your magazine now every day of the week
Back, then, they call me K-Fed, but you can call me Daddy instead..."

This is what we get, 34 years after Harrison, Dylan, Clapton, et al. And you say the world is not ending.

Lorena · 11-04-2005, 07:19 AM

I don't think there's a word in the English dictionary that describes this piece of work.

KWhit · 11-04-2005, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I had a thing for Stephanie Zimbalist on Remington Steele.

Yes!

Ragone · 11-04-2005, 07:55 AM

Hmm, this makes me pine for the days of randy savage rapping

stevew · 11-04-2005, 08:17 AM

I agree.....definately the inspiration for this album.

stevew · 11-04-2005, 08:20 AM

dola, his publicist put this out

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Defying stereotypical racial and regional rap rules, L.A.-based Kevin Federline brings mad hype skills and multi-faceted flavor to the '05-'06 hip-hop table. Serving it straight up street on the hard, jazzy, mellow, smoothed-out funk tip, The Truth, his dynamic debut album, features that phat lead single, "Y'all Ain't Ready....," a prime rhyme example of Federline's ability to transcend rap's traditional ethnic boundaries....

...Federline, aKa K-Fed, who produced and/or co-produced the lion's share of the album, gives props to his CD's other studio wizards--L.A. Jay and Slim Kid-3 (the Pharcyde).... "Slim Kid-3 and L.A. Jay are two of my closet [sic] friends, and their production skills are all that," acknowledged K-Fed.... [D]ope "...Truth's" cuts include..."The Drama," a serious tale from the hood; and "Didn't Have a Clue," a whack [sic] rapper's worst "mic"-mare.

"Although I knew being white would make it a little harder for me to get the props and respect all rappers want and need, I'm confidant [sic] I can do it and still be myself," noted K-Fed; totally immersed in rap's urban roots and culture....

As "Y'All Ain't Ready" takes its top-chart rise, and his mind- blowing new album continues to surprise, be assured that rap metaphor master Kevin Federline has the right stuff to become a hit-making machine...."Yeah, I'd like to really blow up someday, who wouldn't?" he concludes.

Ragone · 11-04-2005, 08:23 AM

Yea.. i'd really like him.. to blow up.. in a car crash

wait.. did i just say that?

Ksyrup · 11-04-2005, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

I agree.....definately the inspiration for this album.

Exactly!

11-03-2005, 09:47 AM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	This is the single most anticipated debut rap album since Brian Austin Green. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-03-2005, 10:00 AM	#5
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Until they mentioned that he's Britney Spears' husband, I had no idea who this clown was. I certainly didn't recognize the name. With that said, I'll be the first (and only) person in line to purchase the CD. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

11-03-2005, 10:01 AM	#6
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	that guy is so freaking talented __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

11-03-2005, 10:15 AM	#8
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Ant and K-Fed should battle. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

11-03-2005, 10:15 AM	#9
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I think I read something about a week ago that said Britney gave him a less-than-flattering review of his album as well. Don't quit your day job as Mr. Spears. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-03-2005, 09:50 AM	#3
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	I'm just happy to have posted in this thread before rkmsuf got here.

11-03-2005, 10:10 AM	#7
zums H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Dec 2000	here's a min. sample, trust me that is more than enough. i'm pretty sure i could do better than this http://rapidshare.de/files/7084481/y...ready.mp3.html -zums

11-03-2005, 10:40 AM	#10
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	The unintentional comedy scale on this one will be through the roof. I can't wait to hear some parts of a song just for a good laugh at how pathetic it is. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08 Last edited by gottimd : 11-03-2005 at 10:40 AM.

11-03-2005, 11:06 AM	#11
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	I happened to catch part of his new single yesterday. The local "alternative" station, Q101, managed to get a leaked copy and played about 30 seconds of it for hilarity purposes. I can't really describe it, but basically it's as bad as you'd think it would be.

11-03-2005, 11:13 AM	#12
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I thought that K-Fed was a shoe brand? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

11-03-2005, 11:16 AM	#13
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	He needs to start referring to himself in third-person. That always works.

11-03-2005, 11:20 AM	#14
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Is his album gonna be called: Riding Da coat tails of my washed up wife, yo! __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

11-03-2005, 01:29 PM	#15
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I'm scared for him. Wouldn't you be terrified if you were being chased by multiple members of the Pavarotti family? __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

11-03-2005, 01:30 PM	#16
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	"Back then, they called me K-Fed, but you can call me Daddy instead," he intones in the chorus of "Y'all Ain't Ready." __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

11-03-2005, 01:30 PM	#17
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Puff Daddy? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

11-03-2005, 01:31 PM	#18
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Daddy Long Legs? __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

11-03-2005, 01:32 PM	#19
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Shaq Diesel? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

11-03-2005, 01:36 PM	#21
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Schlemiel, schlimazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated! __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

11-03-2005, 01:38 PM	#22
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	We’re gonna do it! Give us any chance, we’ll take it. Give us any rule, we’ll break it. We’re gonna make our dreams come true. Doin’ it our way. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

11-03-2005, 01:56 PM	#23
dawgfan Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Seattle	OK, who else here is old enough to have seen that show when it originally aired and not as a syndicated re-run?

11-03-2005, 02:00 PM	#26
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	1976-1983. So I was -1 to 6 years old when it was on the air. I remember it vaguely, I think my mom used to watch it. Wow from K-Fed to Laverne and Shirley? Impressive threadjack. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

11-03-2005, 02:12 PM	#28
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	I always thought Shirley was hot.

11-03-2005, 02:17 PM	#30
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I had a thing for Stephanie Zimbalist on Remington Steele. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-03-2005, 02:17 PM	#31
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Dola. As long as we're sharing. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-03-2005, 02:31 PM	#33
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	Ferlie. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

11-03-2005, 02:39 PM	#35
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	__________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

11-03-2005, 02:40 PM	#36
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	That's Furley to the both of you. Sheesh! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-03-2005, 02:47 PM	#41
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	All these women are but pale reflections of Markie Post.

11-04-2005, 07:19 AM	#44
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	I don't think there's a word in the English dictionary that describes this piece of work.

11-04-2005, 07:55 AM	#46
Ragone Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, Mo	Hmm, this makes me pine for the days of randy savage rapping

11-04-2005, 08:17 AM	#47
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I agree.....definately the inspiration for this album.

11-04-2005, 08:20 AM	#48
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	dola, his publicist put this out FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Defying stereotypical racial and regional rap rules, L.A.-based Kevin Federline brings mad hype skills and multi-faceted flavor to the '05-'06 hip-hop table. Serving it straight up street on the hard, jazzy, mellow, smoothed-out funk tip, The Truth, his dynamic debut album, features that phat lead single, "Y'all Ain't Ready....," a prime rhyme example of Federline's ability to transcend rap's traditional ethnic boundaries.... ...Federline, aKa K-Fed, who produced and/or co-produced the lion's share of the album, gives props to his CD's other studio wizards--L.A. Jay and Slim Kid-3 (the Pharcyde).... "Slim Kid-3 and L.A. Jay are two of my closet [sic] friends, and their production skills are all that," acknowledged K-Fed.... [D]ope "...Truth's" cuts include..."The Drama," a serious tale from the hood; and "Didn't Have a Clue," a whack [sic] rapper's worst "mic"-mare. "Although I knew being white would make it a little harder for me to get the props and respect all rappers want and need, I'm confidant [sic] I can do it and still be myself," noted K-Fed; totally immersed in rap's urban roots and culture.... As "Y'All Ain't Ready" takes its top-chart rise, and his mind- blowing new album continues to surprise, be assured that rap metaphor master Kevin Federline has the right stuff to become a hit-making machine...."Yeah, I'd like to really blow up someday, who wouldn't?" he concludes. Last edited by stevew : 11-04-2005 at 08:23 AM.

11-04-2005, 08:23 AM	#49
Ragone Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, Mo	Yea.. i'd really like him.. to blow up.. in a car crash wait.. did i just say that?

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