The Chupacabra is caught

Easy Mac · 08-27-2005, 09:55 AM

http://www.click2houston.com/news/4895017/detail.html

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COLEMAN, Texas -- A Texas farmer may have found what some would call a "chupacabra," a legendary animal known for sucking the blood out of goats. Reggie Lagow set a trap last week after a number of his chickens and turkeys were killed.What he found in his trap was a mix between a hairless dog, a rat and a kangaroo.The mystery animal has been sent to Texas Parks and Wildlife in hopes of determining what it is.

Really doesn't look scary.

chinaski · 08-27-2005, 10:08 AM

this has to be a hoax, mainly because the story seems to omit the damn thing is dead. He traps a chupacabra and it magically dies? maybe it is a vampire and the sun really can kill it?

Easy Mac · 08-27-2005, 10:10 AM

It kind of looks like the Elmendorf Beast, which may/may not be the same thing.

(from Wikipedia)

ice4277 · 08-27-2005, 10:12 AM

Mulder and Scully are already on the case.

JeeberD · 08-27-2005, 10:20 AM

The Chupacabra wouldn't fall for no stinkin' trap...

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 08-27-2005, 10:37 AM

Its a hoax....George Noory hasnt authenticated it yet.

Easy Mac · 08-27-2005, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by chinaski

this has to be a hoax, mainly because the story seems to omit the damn thing is dead. He traps a chupacabra and it magically dies? maybe it is a vampire and the sun really can kill it?

Maybe its a reverse vampire

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 08-27-2005, 10:56 AM

It's probably a yet known creature or maybe a hybrid dog thing.

sabotai · 08-27-2005, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

Maybe its a reverse vampire

He IS the bus!

capsicum · 08-27-2005, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

http://www.click2houston.com/news/4895017/detail.html

Really doesn't look scary.

That whole sucking blood out of goats thing is at the very least mildly upsetting if not scary....maybe because I live on a ranch? Altho im thinking the whole thing is B.S.

Neon_Chaos · 08-27-2005, 11:24 AM

the Chupacabra ain't got nothing on...

Neon_Chaos · 08-27-2005, 11:24 AM

the Chupacabra ain't got nothing on...

EL POLLO DIABLO!

illinifan999 · 08-27-2005, 11:25 AM

I vote Chupacabra

Antmeister · 08-27-2005, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by CHEMICAL SOLDIER

Its a hoax....George Noory hasnt authenticated it yet.

Nice!

(If I stick to this one liners, I can improve my post count without wasting typiing motion. Oh crap, I just wrote this explanation and wasting more typing motion).

gstelmack · 08-27-2005, 12:35 PM

It looks like a fawn with grey fur...

Rizon · 08-27-2005, 07:28 PM

Actually I caught a Chupacabra several years ago.

Here it is cornered in my backyard:

I was unable to catch it then, but later I discovered it made it's way into my house. Here it is glaring at me, telling me to back off before it drains my blood:

I had to run for fear of being drained. Unfortunately it killed my old man (background) and started making more threatening glances towards me:

A close up after it ate my old man:

I eventually caught it off guard and captured it while it was sleeping in this laundry basket:

After some time I was able to housebreak it, although it wasn't happy about it's life in servitude. I also found out it was a Raiders fan, as I snapped this picture of it right after they lost the Superbowl:

BigJohn&TheLions · 08-27-2005, 07:34 PM

I heard he was caught...

TheOhioStateUniversity · 08-27-2005, 07:40 PM

I dont know if this is real but this is supposedly the remains of one caught in Mexico

http://members.cox.net/agent725/chupacabra.jpg

sabotai · 08-27-2005, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TheOhioStateUniversity

I dont know if this is real but this is supposedly the remains of one caught in Mexico

http://members.cox.net/agent725/chupacabra.jpg

The obligaotry snopes look up.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/chupacabra.asp

ThunderingHERD · 08-27-2005, 08:08 PM

More decaying animal corpse pix pls k thx

Tigercat · 08-27-2005, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

More decaying animal corpse pix pls k thx

QuikSand · 08-27-2005, 09:43 PM

Perhaps another contender:

http://samugliestdog.com/

Sun Tzu · 08-28-2005, 02:45 AM

BigJohn&TheLions · 08-28-2005, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Tigercat

That's just mean. She really can be nice. I used to work with the bitch.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 08-28-2005, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister71

Nice!

(If I stick to this one liners, I can improve my post count without wasting typiing motion. Oh crap, I just wrote this explanation and wasting more typing motion).

Tigercat · 08-28-2005, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BigJohn&TheLions

That's just mean. She really can be nice. I used to work with the bitch.

One has to achieve one's asshat quota before the end of the month.

08-27-2005, 10:20 AM	#5
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	The Chupacabra wouldn't fall for no stinkin' trap... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

08-27-2005, 10:37 AM	#6
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	Its a hoax....George Noory hasnt authenticated it yet. __________________ Toujour Pret

08-27-2005, 10:56 AM	#8
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	It's probably a yet known creature or maybe a hybrid dog thing. __________________ Toujour Pret

08-27-2005, 11:24 AM	#11
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	the Chupacabra ain't got nothing on... __________________ Come and see.

08-27-2005, 11:24 AM	#12
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	the Chupacabra ain't got nothing on... EL POLLO DIABLO! __________________ Come and see.

08-27-2005, 10:08 AM	#2
chinaski College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon	this has to be a hoax, mainly because the story seems to omit the damn thing is dead. He traps a chupacabra and it magically dies? maybe it is a vampire and the sun really can kill it?

08-27-2005, 10:10 AM	#3
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	It kind of looks like the Elmendorf Beast, which may/may not be the same thing. (from Wikipedia)

08-27-2005, 10:12 AM	#4
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	Mulder and Scully are already on the case.

08-27-2005, 11:25 AM	#13
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	I vote Chupacabra __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

08-27-2005, 12:35 PM	#15
gstelmack Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cary, NC	It looks like a fawn with grey fur... __________________ -- Greg -- Author of various FOF utilities

08-27-2005, 07:34 PM	#17
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	I heard he was caught... __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

08-27-2005, 07:40 PM	#18
TheOhioStateUniversity High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Columbus, GA via Columbus, OH	I dont know if this is real but this is supposedly the remains of one caught in Mexico http://members.cox.net/agent725/chupacabra.jpg __________________ Buckeyes Football/Basketball >>>> Your Favorite School

08-27-2005, 08:08 PM	#20
ThunderingHERD College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	More decaying animal corpse pix pls k thx __________________ "I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

08-27-2005, 09:43 PM	#22
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	Perhaps another contender: http://samugliestdog.com/

08-28-2005, 02:45 AM	#23
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	wtf __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

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