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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA
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Crazy Surgery Mixup
Nothing I can say will be witty enough to match this article...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead Wednesday, March 19, 2008 A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting. The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter. The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team. Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it. |
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03-19-2008, 02:12 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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So she has two butt holes?
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03-19-2008, 02:13 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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thats a crappy thing to have happen to you
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03-19-2008, 02:39 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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shitty
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03-19-2008, 02:47 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Remember that movie "Body Parts"?
Ya.. you don't want any part of some convict's used anus.
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03-20-2008, 06:04 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Could have been worse... at least she has a shiny new anus to show off to all her friends!
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03-20-2008, 08:04 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
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How does it know which one to come out of, or is it evenly spread? Can she be able to make twists like the mcdonald's ice cream?
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03-20-2008, 08:07 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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That seems like a good choice on the surface, but I'd be pretty tempted to see if they could possibly make a similar mistake. I mean, why stop now, who knows what free body part she might get next time. |
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03-20-2008, 08:43 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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03-20-2008, 12:08 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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So, what do you do for a living?
Well, I replace anuses.
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03-20-2008, 12:11 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Crazy Surgery Mixup
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