STOP inviting your wives to the board!

sachmo71 · 01-06-2005, 09:06 PM

I feel icky!

CamEdwards · 01-06-2005, 09:08 PM

go shower with your spouse. you'll feel spankin clean in no time.

terpkristin · 01-06-2005, 09:09 PM

I feel obliged to say that I am not married to nor dating anybody on this board, nor have I ever.

~tk

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-06-2005, 09:10 PM

I wasn't invited. I invaded.

SackAttack · 01-06-2005, 09:10 PM

Planet of the...I'm gonna stop right there.

sachmo71 · 01-06-2005, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I wasn't invited. I invaded.

Gotta respect that. *shurg*

psychedelicate-girl · 01-06-2005, 09:14 PM

Don't blame me, I usually only read around here.
Hey sachmo, double check your outfit before you leave the house tomorrow!

JeeberD · 01-07-2005, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

I feel obliged to say that I am not married to nor dating anybody on this board, nor have I ever.

~tk

Quit lying, we know all about you and AE...

Suicane75 · 01-07-2005, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I wasn't invited. I invaded.

That is Teh Hawt.

finkenst · 01-07-2005, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Quit lying, we know all about you and AE...

Punkin might get a bit ticked off at this.

LoneStarGirl · 01-07-2005, 01:05 AM

Edit : Newbie mistake. Move on

LoneStarGirl · 01-07-2005, 01:05 AM

Oh we women need to be invited to the board? Since when? And I am not married to anybody on the board, just sleeping with one. I found a loophole.

Pumpy Tudors · 01-07-2005, 01:15 AM

My wife isn't going to be on the board. I don't think she's interested enough.

GoldenEagle · 01-07-2005, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

My wife isn't going to be on the board. I don't think she's interested enough.

She is a Memphis fan. She is welcome here anytime.

LoneStarGirl · 01-07-2005, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

She is a Memphis fan. She is welcome here anytime.

Too bad Memphis got spanked in basketball tonight by Texas

Coffee Warlord · 01-07-2005, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

I feel obliged to say that I am not married to nor dating anybody on this board, nor have I ever.

Just you wait 'till I get you in view of The TV (tm).

Pumpy Tudors · 01-07-2005, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

She is a Memphis fan. She is welcome here anytime.

Ooh, you remember. Yes, she's a Memphis native and a graduate of the University of Memphis. She's turned me into a Tiger fan.

JeeberD · 01-07-2005, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

Too bad Memphis got spanked in basketball tonight by Texas

Spanked? I thought it was a close game...

You know who got spanked tonight, though. Rice. Stinkin' Owls (supposedly the second best team in the WAC) got blitzed by my beloved Miners by nearly thirty points, 96-67.

Beautiful.

LoneStarGirl · 01-07-2005, 01:27 AM

Rice is only good for one thing. Baseball. And after last season's lost to Southern I dont even know if they are good for that anymore

JeeberD · 01-07-2005, 01:30 AM

I wish UTEP had a baseball team.

Hell, there isn't even minor league ball in El Paso anymore...

LoneStarGirl · 01-07-2005, 01:33 AM

I am suprised there is a decent college in El Paso. And I might be a little too nice saying decent.

JeeberD · 01-07-2005, 01:39 AM

You really are asking for a beating...

LoneStarGirl · 01-07-2005, 01:42 AM

Oooh I like it rough.

And I like any school, team, association or whatever that has to do with the great state of Texas

JeeberD · 01-07-2005, 01:46 AM

Even the evil vileness that is Texas Tech?

I hate those bastards even more than I hate UNM and BYU. And that's saying a lot...

Axxon · 01-07-2005, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

Rice is only good for one thing. Baseball.

I don't know. It makes a hell of a side dish.

Fritz · 01-07-2005, 06:21 AM

just when I found a new reason to sit around naked in my pleather chair with soft catfood

Subby · 01-07-2005, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

just when I found a new reason to sit around naked in my pleather chair with soft catfood

And the velour fez I gave you for Kwanazaa?

Noop · 01-07-2005, 06:39 AM

Je ne vais pas l'irreverence n'importe qui mais certains de vous avez besoin de relacher vos pensees sexuelles d'autre ou.

robbgmaier · 01-07-2005, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by terpkristin

I feel obliged to say that I am not married to nor dating anybody on this board, nor have I ever.

~tk

as long as you don't rule it out entirely

Fritz · 01-07-2005, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Subby

And the velour fez I gave you for Kwanazaa?

THAT FEZ FUCKING ROCKS!

Fritz · 01-07-2005, 07:15 AM

wait, it was velour?

Raiders Army · 01-07-2005, 07:23 AM

Subby · 01-07-2005, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

wait, it was velour?

Yes, because velvet makes you break out, remember?

Fritz · 01-07-2005, 07:33 AM

I don't think that was the velvet mask, I think it was the mustard seed rub underneath it.

Still, the Fez has a nice tassle. If only I had a matching vest.....

Subby · 01-07-2005, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

If only I had a matching vest.....

I guess someone forgot that Lee-Jackson-King Day was coming up...

Not that I need a special occasion.

sachmo71 · 01-07-2005, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by psychedelicate-girl

Don't blame me, I usually only read around here.
Hey sachmo, double check your outfit before you leave the house tomorrow!

We're all good today! At leat I think so. It's a t-shirt, so either way is fine.

FrogMan · 01-07-2005, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by sachmo71

We're all good today! At leat I think so. It's a t-shirt, so either way is fine.

Unless it's one of those with a big picture in the back and a company logo in the front (where the breast pocket would be). My boss put his backward once. It was the t-shirt they had given to every employees of the plant, commemorating the 75th anniversary of the company. When you see him coming at you and the big bus is in the front, you know somthing's not right

FM

sachmo71 · 01-07-2005, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by FrogMan

Unless it's one of those with a big picture in the back and a company logo in the front (where the breast pocket would be). My boss put his backward once. It was the t-shirt they had given to every employees of the plant, commemorating the 75th anniversary of the company. When you see him coming at you and the big bus is in the front, you know somthing's not right

FM

Awesome! Nope, black mock turtleneck. It does have a Stars logo on the breast...so that means it's on straight! WHOOT!

FrogMan · 01-07-2005, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by sachmo71

Awesome! Nope, black mock turtleneck. It does have a Stars logo on the breast...so that means it's on straight! WHOOT!

cool, gotta have little signs just subtle enough to remind you it's right, and if it's not, the little stars in the back, so you're still all right

FM

Pumpy Tudors · 01-07-2005, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by sachmo71

Awesome! Nope, black mock turtleneck. It does have a Stars logo on the breast...so that means it's on straight! WHOOT!

I never thought I'd see "Stars" and "straight" in the same sentence. Go Devils!

sachmo71 · 01-07-2005, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I never thought I'd see "Stars" and "straight" in the same sentence. Go Devils!

Pumpy. Please, man. Just please.

Pumpy Tudors · 01-07-2005, 08:55 AM

OH YES I WENT THERE

terpkristin · 01-07-2005, 09:26 AM

I find it interesting that all the Hattrickers are choosing this thread to come in and check out (and see that I do in fact sometimes post in general

)

And JeeberD, yeah, somehow I don't think AE's Punkin would like what you were insinuating.

~tk

Cap Ologist · 01-07-2005, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Even the evil vileness that is Texas Tech?

I hate those bastards even more than I hate UNM and BYU. And that's saying a lot...

You're my new hero!

LoneStarGirl · 01-07-2005, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Even the evil vileness that is Texas Tech?

I hate those bastards even more than I hate UNM and BYU. And that's saying a lot...

Texas Tech still has Texas in the name, so its acceptable. I have a lot of girlfriends that go to TT and love it. Did you know that they couldn't have sorority houses there because in the great town of Lubbock if 4 or more women live in the same house that dont share the same last name, its considered a brothel? What a silly little town it is indeed

sachmo71 · 01-07-2005, 10:29 AM

NO GIRLZ!

LoneStarGirl · 01-07-2005, 10:31 AM

What, do you think we have cooties sachmo?

miked · 01-07-2005, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

Texas Tech still has Texas in the name, so its acceptable. I have a lot of girlfriends that go to TT and love it. Did you know that they couldn't have sorority houses there because in the great town of Lubbock if 4 or more women live in the same house that dont share the same last name, its considered a brothel? What a silly little town it is indeed

When I went to Rutgers, they were in the process of fixing that law...

When I was a freshman, any more than 4 or 5 girls living in a house was considered a brothel...not just Texas!

sachmo71 · 01-07-2005, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

What, do you think we have cooties sachmo?

Mebbe. Do ya?

LoneStarGirl · 01-07-2005, 10:37 AM

Well I am pretty sure its just that one city in Texas, but I could be wrong

01-06-2005, 09:08 PM	#2
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01-06-2005, 09:09 PM	#3
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01-07-2005, 01:05 AM	#11
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Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	My wife isn't going to be on the board. I don't think she's interested enough. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

01-06-2005, 09:10 PM	#4
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	I wasn't invited. I invaded.

01-06-2005, 09:10 PM	#5
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	Planet of the...I'm gonna stop right there.

01-07-2005, 01:27 AM	#19
LoneStarGirl College Starter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR	Rice is only good for one thing. Baseball. And after last season's lost to Southern I dont even know if they are good for that anymore

01-07-2005, 01:30 AM	#20
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I wish UTEP had a baseball team. Hell, there isn't even minor league ball in El Paso anymore... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-07-2005, 01:33 AM	#21
LoneStarGirl College Starter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR	I am suprised there is a decent college in El Paso. And I might be a little too nice saying decent.

01-07-2005, 01:39 AM	#22
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	You really are asking for a beating... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-07-2005, 01:42 AM	#23
LoneStarGirl College Starter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR	Oooh I like it rough. And I like any school, team, association or whatever that has to do with the great state of Texas

01-07-2005, 01:46 AM	#24
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Even the evil vileness that is Texas Tech? I hate those bastards even more than I hate UNM and BYU. And that's saying a lot... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-07-2005, 06:21 AM	#26
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	just when I found a new reason to sit around naked in my pleather chair with soft catfood __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

01-07-2005, 06:39 AM	#28
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Je ne vais pas l'irreverence n'importe qui mais certains de vous avez besoin de relacher vos pensees sexuelles d'autre ou. __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

01-07-2005, 07:15 AM	#31
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	wait, it was velour? __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

01-07-2005, 07:23 AM	#32
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	?

01-07-2005, 07:33 AM	#34
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	I don't think that was the velvet mask, I think it was the mustard seed rub underneath it. Still, the Fez has a nice tassle. If only I had a matching vest..... __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

01-07-2005, 08:55 AM	#42
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	OH YES I WENT THERE __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

01-07-2005, 09:26 AM	#43
terpkristin Grizzled Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ashburn, VA	I find it interesting that all the Hattrickers are choosing this thread to come in and check out (and see that I do in fact sometimes post in general ) And JeeberD, yeah, somehow I don't think AE's Punkin would like what you were insinuating. ~tk __________________ GO TERPS! https://www.flickr.com/photos/terpkristin https://twitter.com/terpkristin

01-07-2005, 10:29 AM	#46
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	NO GIRLZ!

01-07-2005, 10:31 AM	#47
LoneStarGirl College Starter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR	What, do you think we have cooties sachmo?

01-07-2005, 10:37 AM	#50
LoneStarGirl College Starter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR	Well I am pretty sure its just that one city in Texas, but I could be wrong

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