01-05-2005, 10:33 AM | #1 | ||
General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
|
Britney the CSI?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Britney quits pop music to become a forensic scientist Britney Spears is reportedly set to quit pop music - to become a forensic scientist. The sexy star has allegedly told friends she is considering swapping her singing career for student life and enrolling at university to study for a degree after being motivated by a TV series. A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "It sounds ridiculous but she's been inspired by TV's 'Crime Scene Investigation', which shows scientists solving crimes. "Brit has been growing tired of all the media attention and is thinking about taking a break from it all. Insiders have revealed that the 23-year-old star, who launched her music career aged just 16, has even consulted 'Star Wars' beauty Natalie Portman - who graduated from prestigious Harvard University two years ago after studying psychology - about her plans to return to education.
__________________
UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO |
||
01-05-2005, 10:43 AM | #2 | |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
|
Quote:
Wait. She's sexy? Come again? |
|
01-05-2005, 10:47 AM | #3 |
College Starter
Join Date: Jan 2004
|
Well, what's next? Ashlee Simpson, Rocket Scientist? Tommy Lee, ace Archeologist? This could start a trend.
|
01-05-2005, 10:48 AM | #4 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
|
Denise Richards, nuclear physicist? Wait, that's been done and it was awful.
SI
__________________
Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" |
01-05-2005, 10:49 AM | #5 | |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
|
Quote:
Or, like, David Lee Roth, paramedic? Hahah-... oh wait...
__________________
"Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime." |
|
01-05-2005, 10:50 AM | #6 |
Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
|
life is cruel when you're not longer on top.
|
01-05-2005, 10:50 AM | #7 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, Mo
|
R. Kelly could become a middle school teacher... on second thought
|
01-05-2005, 10:52 AM | #8 |
Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
|
here is what one friend said when i passed this link on to my boyeez:
"She should investigate the white, milky substance thats brewing in my ballsack and is ready to explode all over her pop queen face..." this is why people don't understand me and why i am the way i am. not many of you would be able to last long with the crowd i roll with. we'd eat you alive and shit out the seeds. |
01-05-2005, 10:57 AM | #9 | |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
|
Quote:
I'd bend your NYC bitch-ass over in any penitentiary. |
|
01-05-2005, 11:03 AM | #10 | |
Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
|
Quote:
stop, you're getting me hot. |
|
01-05-2005, 11:16 AM | #11 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
|
Britney, make sure you look into the microscope with your open eye.
__________________
"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
01-05-2005, 11:18 AM | #12 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Willow Glen, CA
|
Aside from the idiocy of the decision itself -- does she really think this would get her OUT of the limelight?
__________________
Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.Thats not me talking: thats science. McCoveyChronicles.com. |
01-05-2005, 11:26 AM | #13 |
Coordinator
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Jacksonville, FL
|
the best part is that in reality, when she gets hired, she'll soon realize that CSI work is NOTHING like what you see on TV. I rode with a cop nce and we had to secure an attempted murder scene and the CSI had the absolute worst job you could have on the scene.
__________________
Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL |
01-05-2005, 11:27 AM | #14 |
Coordinator
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Jacksonville, FL
|
DOLA:
"But sir, why cant we extrapolate a reflection out of the person's eye from the photograph to figure out who the killer is?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
__________________
Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL |
01-05-2005, 11:27 AM | #15 | |
Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
|
Quote:
Kind of like when you actually hang out with britney it's nothing like you see on tv either.
__________________
"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
|
01-05-2005, 11:30 AM | #16 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Portland, OR
|
Like the Boz selling real estate in Malibu.
|
01-05-2005, 11:33 AM | #17 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Sep 2002
|
She gonna go to the same school as Adam Salder did in the Waterboy?
Last edited by SunDancer : 01-05-2005 at 11:34 AM. |
01-05-2005, 11:36 AM | #18 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
|
Another step closer to appearing in the pages of Playboy.
__________________
Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
01-05-2005, 12:17 PM | #19 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
|
Quote:
|
|
01-05-2005, 01:05 PM | #20 | |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: New York
|
Quote:
He doesn't live in the city... he lives in Asstoria!!!
__________________
In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?" |
|
01-05-2005, 01:09 PM | #21 |
Banned
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Astoria, NY, USA
|
Astoria is a borough of NYC, just like Manhattan isn't NYC itself, just a borough. 5 boroughs comprise the city of New York.
|
01-05-2005, 01:11 PM | #22 | |
World Champion Mis-speller
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Covington, Ga.
|
Quote:
No kidding. I never got into CSI, even after I kept hearing it was the "best show on television" because I knew a good bit about actual CSI work, and I just couldn't see how it would be good television. Eventually I broke down and watched the first episode of CSI:NY, mainly because Gary Sinise is brilliant and Melina Kanakaredes is not hard to look at. It was just crap. The CSI team acted more like detectives than forensic scientist and the stories were just hard to swallow. Over-rated at best. |
|
01-05-2005, 01:13 PM | #23 | |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Tulsa
|
Quote:
That's about how CSI: NY is. It's HORRIBLE! The other two are great though. |
|
01-05-2005, 01:15 PM | #24 |
Coordinator
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Jacksonville, FL
|
CSI Las Vegas is much much better than all the rest of the shows, at elast there they show that chain of evidence is important, that many times science doesnt find everything it should the first time, that many times someone is not proven guilty but exonerated. CSI miami is like a soap, and CSI NY Im still trying to get into.
BTW, Medium, on NBC w/ Arquette wasnt bad but it needs some more meat in the next few episodes for me to add it to the TIVO.
__________________
Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL |
01-05-2005, 01:17 PM | #25 | |
Torchbearer
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: On Lake Harriet
|
Quote:
Are you sensitive about saying you live in Queens? Or did they change the name of the borough? Or maybe get rid of Staten Island? Everyone hates Staten Island. |
|
01-05-2005, 01:21 PM | #26 | |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
|
Quote:
Arquette has plenty of meat on her if you ask me. |
|
01-05-2005, 01:22 PM | #27 | |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
|
Quote:
What is the going over/under on this? Im guessing less than 2 years till she hits the pages, with a "sex tape" probably closely behind. |
|
01-06-2005, 10:54 AM | #28 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
|
Please no...I beg of you.
------------------------------------------------ It looks like newlywed Britney Spears Federline - who abruptly parted ways with longtime manager Larry Rudolph three months ago - has finally found a replacement. Lowdown hears it's none other than Rudolph's one-time right-hand man, Dan Dymtrow. The 29-year-old Dymtrow, who's said to be close to Britney's older brother, Bryan, had apprenticed under Rudolph at his management company, ReignDeer Entertainment, until last October. That was when the songbird flew the coop - and Dymtrow apparently followed. Yesterday, Rudolph told Lowdown, "I have nothing to say, because I know nothing about it. I have no comment, none whatsoever." Spear's rep did not return calls for comment, and Dymtrow did not respond to detailed E-mails. A Lowdown spy reports: "Dan was the one who helped Larry with the day-to-day stuff, and he just left him behind his back, moved out to L.A., and is now Brit's manager." The spy added: "Obviously, there was no loyalty. Dan started with Larry as an intern. Larry groomed him, and Dan ruined him." Why replace Rudolph with his hipper protégé? Word is that the 23-year-old Britney is eager to remake her second husband, former backup dancer husband Kevin Federline, into a hip-hop star. "Brit wants him to come out as a rapper - she says he can flow," laughed the spy. "There's no way he can flow! He's no Vanilla Ice." Just this week, Lowdown hears, Britney has been in New York finalizing a deal on the clothing line she's starting with the 26-year-old Federline, who left his pregnant girlfriend, Shar Jackson, now the mother of their two children, for the scantily clad pop tart last summer. Says the spy: "Kevin was bragging to people that when the deal goes down, he's going to hire all his friends to work for him. Because he has money now that he's splitting the line with Brit."
__________________
"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
01-06-2005, 04:00 PM | #29 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
|
What will last longer..her forensics career or her marriage?
__________________
Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com |
01-06-2005, 04:05 PM | #30 |
College Starter
Join Date: Jan 2004
|
Well, thinking about it, we really do have a severe shortage of 'Vanilla Ices."
|
01-06-2005, 10:17 PM | #31 | |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Avondale, AZ, USA, Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy
|
Quote:
First, she has to have a career. I've heard Britney talk...doesn't exactly strike me as an ideal candidate for higher education, sad to say.
__________________
"I guess I'll fade into Bolivian." -Mike Tyson, after being knocked out by Lennox Lewis. Proud Dumba** Elect of the "Biggest Dumba** of FOFC Award" Author of the 2004 Golden Scribe Gold Trophy for Best Basketball Dynasty, It Rhymes With Puke. |
|
01-06-2005, 11:03 PM | #32 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Whittier
|
The major question remains, where is she going to school? MY guess is probably the south...?
|
01-06-2005, 11:07 PM | #33 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Sep 2002
|
Since when did she become "The Brit"? First we have "The Donald", now "The Brit".
|
01-06-2005, 11:27 PM | #34 |
College Starter
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Henderson, Nevada
|
I don't think he's a brit in any way.
__________________
Toujour Pret |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
Thread Tools | |
|
|