I want to kiss my roommate

st.cronin · 03-14-2005, 02:11 PM

My first parody title.

Fritz · 03-14-2005, 02:14 PM

not very good. the title has promise, but the post itself is sub par.

AZSpeechCoach · 03-14-2005, 02:15 PM

I want to make out with my roommate. Of course we're married. Does that count?

HomerJSimpson · 03-14-2005, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by AZSpeechCoach

I want to make out with my roommate. Of course we're married. Does that count?

I reccomend it. I make-out with your roomate all the time, and she is outstanding.

Ksyrup · 03-14-2005, 02:20 PM

This is what is called a parody title. To be a parody thread, the actual post in the thread must itself be a part of - indeed, the biggest part of - the parody. You can't just post the title and claim it to be a parody thread in the post.

st.cronin · 03-14-2005, 02:29 PM

Fixed it!

Suicane75 · 03-14-2005, 02:31 PM

Chrissy or Janet? Now before you answer, think of who would be better in bed.
And the first person to say Jack has to let Cam lick peanut butter off of his naked body.

Fritz · 03-14-2005, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

So I moved into an appartment with my (at the time) best friend in August, the first few weeks were good then he turned into a hottie. I said something to his girlfriend, and she got wierd and stopped coming over.

Fast forward to today, I've noticed he hasn't really been dirtying his underpants but I know he has been wearing them. Anyway, I decide to go into his room when he wasn't here and noticed a pile of dirty underpants in the corner of his room along with a stack of highlights magazines. I know they were dirty because I sniffed them and they were musky. I don't know how to approach him about this because I don't want him to know that I was 'snooping' around. I did take a pair or two (or three!).

Now I wouldn't really give a damn if they were his underpants but they are underpants that I bought my mom. For instance one of my mom's stolen underpants has crust in it from what appears to be a least a week ago, it is stuck to the eleastic. I couldn't move any of it with my teeth.

God I want to kiss him.

Opinions on how to handle this please...

really fixed it

Fritz · 03-14-2005, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Chrissy or Janet? Now before you answer, think of who would be better in bed.
And the first person to say Jack has to let Cam lick peanut butter off of his naked body.

cam can lick peanut better off his own body? AMAZING!

sterlingice · 03-14-2005, 02:36 PM

Google Image search is always good for this kind of thing

SI

CamEdwards · 03-14-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Chrissy or Janet? Now before you answer, think of who would be better in bed.
And the first person to say Jack has to let Cam lick peanut butter off of his naked body.

jack's dead, dude. I'm into a lot of kinky shit, but i draw the line at necrophelia.

yabanci · 03-14-2005, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

My first parody title.

make it your last.

st.cronin · 03-14-2005, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by yabanci

make it your last.

Thanks for the encouragement.

Desnudo · 03-14-2005, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by yabanci

make it your last.

yabanci · 03-14-2005, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

Thanks for the encouragement.

People who clutter the board with lame parody threads need all the encouragement to stop that they can get. You're welcome.

Passacaglia · 03-14-2005, 04:19 PM

Now, if Joe Namath were here, he'd make a parody thread titled "I want to kiss Suzy Kolber." Although, he probably would have made that thread without it being a parody.

Lathum · 03-14-2005, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

This is what is called a parody title. To be a parody thread, the actual post in the thread must itself be a part of - indeed, the biggest part of - the parody. You can't just post the title and claim it to be a parody thread in the post.

OMG, we actually have rules in place now.

Poli · 03-14-2005, 07:00 PM

I'm surprised terpkristin hasn't posted here yet.

Schmidty · 03-14-2005, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by yabanci

People who clutter the board with lame parody threads need all the encouragement to stop that they can get. You're welcome.

The same thing could be said about littering the board with lame political threads....

EagleFan · 03-14-2005, 07:05 PM

Dam, I was hoping st.cronin was a chick, who's roomate was also a chick, and there were going to be pictures in this thread.

kcchief19 · 03-14-2005, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by st.cronin

My first parody title.

Congratulations, you're a goddamn genius.

Ksyrup · 03-14-2005, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

OMG, we actually have rules in place now.

It's not a rule, it's a correction. He called it a parody thread, yet nothing but the title was a parody.

Sun Tzu · 03-14-2005, 10:45 PM

This thread would not have been complete without a posted pic of Oscar the grouch.

MikeVic · 03-14-2005, 11:40 PM

I vote Chrissy. She would've been WILD.

VPI97 · 03-15-2005, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Fritz

really fixed it

hee hee

03-14-2005, 02:14 PM	#2
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	not very good. the title has promise, but the post itself is sub par. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

03-14-2005, 02:15 PM	#3
AZSpeechCoach College Prospect Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix	I want to make out with my roommate. Of course we're married. Does that count? __________________ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them! Visit Stewart the Wonderbear and his amazing travels http://wonderbeartravel.blogspot.com

03-14-2005, 02:20 PM	#5
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	This is what is called a parody title. To be a parody thread, the actual post in the thread must itself be a part of - indeed, the biggest part of - the parody. You can't just post the title and claim it to be a parody thread in the post. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-14-2005, 02:36 PM	#10
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Google Image search is always good for this kind of thing SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

03-14-2005, 07:00 PM	#18
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I'm surprised terpkristin hasn't posted here yet. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

03-14-2005, 02:29 PM	#6
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	Fixed it!

03-14-2005, 02:31 PM	#7
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Chrissy or Janet? Now before you answer, think of who would be better in bed. And the first person to say Jack has to let Cam lick peanut butter off of his naked body.

03-14-2005, 04:19 PM	#16
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	Now, if Joe Namath were here, he'd make a parody thread titled "I want to kiss Suzy Kolber." Although, he probably would have made that thread without it being a parody.

03-14-2005, 07:05 PM	#20
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Dam, I was hoping st.cronin was a chick, who's roomate was also a chick, and there were going to be pictures in this thread.

03-14-2005, 10:45 PM	#23
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	This thread would not have been complete without a posted pic of Oscar the grouch. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

03-14-2005, 11:40 PM	#24
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I vote Chrissy. She would've been WILD.

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