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Old 04-30-2010, 12:07 AM   #1
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I'm in Love with my Grandson and we're having a Baby!

I don't even know what to say to this.

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That night, grandmother and grandson became lovers.

'I'm in love with my grandson and we're having a baby' - New Idea Magazine - Yahoo!Xtra Lifestyle



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Old 04-30-2010, 12:18 AM   #2
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the fuck
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Old 04-30-2010, 12:24 AM   #3
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WTFOMGBBQ
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Old 04-30-2010, 01:01 AM   #4
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Sounds like the title of a Jerry Springer episode.
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Old 04-30-2010, 01:49 AM   #5
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At first I was like, WTF!?!?!?

Then I read the article, and apparently she isn't his biological grandmother, since his mom was adopted, and they only met each other in 2006.

No different than when any 20-something bimbo hooks up with a 70-something geezer.
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Old 04-30-2010, 01:58 AM   #6
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At first I was like, WTF!?!?!?

Then I read the article, and apparently she isn't his biological grandmother, since his mom was adopted, and they only met each other in 2006.
Read the article again more carefully.
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Old 04-30-2010, 02:27 AM   #7
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From the same site. How the fuck can someone name an article-

Incest fear: Living in fear after my dad's release

Parole being a much better word than "Release" especially in a sexual/incest article.

Incest fear: Living in fear after my dad's release - New Idea Magazine - Yahoo!Xtra Lifestyle
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Old 04-30-2010, 02:45 AM   #8
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At first I was like, WTF!?!?!?

Then I read the article, and apparently she isn't his biological grandmother, since his mom was adopted, and they only met each other in 2006.

No different than when any 20-something bimbo hooks up with a 70-something geezer.

Or Harold and Maude
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Old 04-30-2010, 02:52 AM   #9
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Read the article again.

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
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Old 04-30-2010, 04:15 AM   #10
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'grats to the happy couple!
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Old 04-30-2010, 07:35 AM   #11
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This is where we need Jeff Ireland.
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Old 04-30-2010, 07:40 AM   #12
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I think that article gives Jeff Ireland everything he needs to know to make an informed decision.

Lane Kiffin, OTOH, has already offered a scholarship to the fetus.
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Old 04-30-2010, 08:06 AM   #13
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One of my favorite comments from the readers.

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This is the very definition of sick. I...I'm just in shock right now. I mean, who thinks of banging their grandmother? WTF?
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Old 04-30-2010, 08:27 AM   #14
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The irony of this being the first thread I clicked on this morning, after listening to XMLM on the way into work and hearing Anthrax's Keep It In the Family...
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Old 04-30-2010, 10:56 AM   #15
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Florida?
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Old 04-30-2010, 03:12 PM   #16
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OK, it's pretty gross that she's his grandmother and everything, but you must admit, she's one hot piece of ass.
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Old 04-30-2010, 03:12 PM   #17
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She's one hot piece of 2 asses.
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Old 04-30-2010, 04:03 PM   #18
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Florida?
I'd imagine.
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Old 04-30-2010, 04:13 PM   #19
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I GUESS PHILADELPHIA
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Old 04-30-2010, 08:26 PM   #20
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At first I was like, WTF!?!?!?

Then I read the article, and apparently she isn't his biological grandmother, since his mom was adopted, and they only met each other in 2006.

No different than when any 20-something bimbo hooks up with a 70-something geezer.
No, that's Morgan Freeman and his step-daughter.
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Old 05-01-2010, 10:36 AM   #21
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Florida?

He is way too old for this to be Florida.
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Old 05-01-2010, 10:39 AM   #22
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Old 05-01-2010, 03:50 PM   #23
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No, that's Morgan Freeman and his step-daughter.

I wish I could tell you that Phil fought the good fight, and Pearl let him be. I wish I could tell you that, but Grandma's is no fairy-tale world.
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Old 05-01-2010, 08:35 PM   #24
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Old 05-02-2010, 11:57 AM   #25
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April fools nerds!.... right?... please?
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Old 05-02-2010, 12:12 PM   #26
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I love how Grandma makes the first move. I can't imagine sitting there with my Grandma and having her lean in for a smooch.
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Old 05-02-2010, 10:23 PM   #27
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Looks like the article has been removed.
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Old 05-03-2010, 01:09 AM   #28
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