I stepped on a nail today

sabotai · 09-12-2008, 03:22 PM

Am I going to die?

MJ4H · 09-12-2008, 03:23 PM

prob

ok mebbe

Mustang · 09-12-2008, 03:30 PM

No.

But, don't curl your toes in while walking.

BishopMVP · 09-12-2008, 03:33 PM

When was your last tetanus shot? Mine was wednesday [/pwned]

chesapeake · 09-12-2008, 03:48 PM

Yes. Absolutely. Stepping on a nail does not grant immortality. But you may find that you have acquired other superpowers.

stevew · 09-12-2008, 04:10 PM

sabotai: DEAD

B & B · 09-12-2008, 04:11 PM

Are you really terprisken?

lighthousekeeper · 09-12-2008, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by B & B

Are you really terprisken?

lol. when i saw the thread title, i immediately assumed it was posted by terp-k.

Sun Tzu · 09-12-2008, 04:21 PM

www.webmd.com/rustynails.html

go there

miked · 09-12-2008, 04:22 PM

I got bitten by something yesterday morning while walking my dog. Looked like a mosquito bite so thought nothing of it. Last night take off my shoe, entire foot is swollen. I'm like, this isn't normal. During the night, my lymph nodes around my groin are sore and swollen. Finally got to see a doc today, apparently I got bitten by something mcnasty and am on mucho-antibiotics, steroids, and an epipen. Crazy shit! The doc said if redness on my leg spreads, go to the ER. WTF??!!

sabotai · 09-12-2008, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by B & B

Are you really terprisken?

Nah, I don't break bones. Unless you count teeth. I broke a front tooth in half when I was in high school. Other than that, just lots of stab wounds.

Rizon · 09-12-2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by miked

I got bitten by something yesterday morning while walking my dog. Looked like a mosquito bite so thought nothing of it. Last night take off my shoe, entire foot is swollen. I'm like, this isn't normal. During the night, my lymph nodes around my groin are sore and swollen. Finally got to see a doc today, apparently I got bitten by something mcnasty and am on mucho-antibiotics, steroids, and an epipen. Crazy shit! The doc said if redness on my leg spreads, go to the ER. WTF??!!

u ded lol

CleBrownsfan · 09-12-2008, 05:14 PM

About 10 years ago I was working for a construction company and I was at the bottom of ladder helping bring down a plank with a 5 inch nail through it. Well, the plank slipped and landed on my forearm with the nail going into my arm - one of the worst pain I've ever experienced. I actually had to pry the plank from my arm and watch blood squirt about 2 feet high.... nasty chit

Passacaglia · 09-12-2008, 05:22 PM

No, but your life will be worse in 8 years.

DanGarion · 09-12-2008, 05:34 PM

Only if you kept it in your foot.

Bad-example · 09-12-2008, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by chesapeake

Yes. Absolutely. Stepping on a nail does not grant immortality. But you may find that you have acquired other superpowers.

gkb · 09-12-2008, 06:27 PM

I think you should re-title this thread to "I stepped on a nail today with my penis".

Pumpy Tudors · 09-12-2008, 06:31 PM

You are so fucking done.

DaddyTorgo · 09-12-2008, 08:15 PM

where's the poll?

sabotai · 09-12-2008, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

where's the poll?

Happy?

cartman · 09-12-2008, 08:51 PM

was there fecal matter and/or saliva on the nail? If so, the Pumpyed one is right. You are so fucking done.

Saul Goode · 09-12-2008, 09:13 PM

Sun Tzu is a bad man ladies and gentleman...a bad man

cartman · 09-12-2008, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Goode

Sun Tzu is a bad man ladies and gentleman...a bad man

God bless Google Chrome.

miked · 09-12-2008, 09:35 PM

So far I'm still alive. Took 6 steroids and a horse pill antibiotic, then hobbled around the aquarium for a function. If I die in my sleep, I appoint Cartman to run the UBL.

Raiders Army · 09-12-2008, 10:11 PM

I'll send my son's nunchuks to you so you can hit yourself in the twig and berries.

miked · 09-13-2008, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

I'll send my son's nunchuks to you so you can hit yourself in the twig and berries.

Knowing my luck, I'd probably sever something. This stint is my second trip to the medic in two weeks, including the bee sting I had last week where my arm swelled from my elbow to my fingertips. Bad luck is teh sux.

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chesapeake College Starter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Arlington, VA	Yes. Absolutely. Stepping on a nail does not grant immortality. But you may find that you have acquired other superpowers.

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miked College Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Dirty	I got bitten by something yesterday morning while walking my dog. Looked like a mosquito bite so thought nothing of it. Last night take off my shoe, entire foot is swollen. I'm like, this isn't normal. During the night, my lymph nodes around my groin are sore and swollen. Finally got to see a doc today, apparently I got bitten by something mcnasty and am on mucho-antibiotics, steroids, and an epipen. Crazy shit! The doc said if redness on my leg spreads, go to the ER. WTF??!! __________________ Commish of the United Baseball League (OOTP 6.5)

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CleBrownsfan Pro Rookie Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: C-Town	About 10 years ago I was working for a construction company and I was at the bottom of ladder helping bring down a plank with a 5 inch nail through it. Well, the plank slipped and landed on my forearm with the nail going into my arm - one of the worst pain I've ever experienced. I actually had to pry the plank from my arm and watch blood squirt about 2 feet high.... nasty chit __________________ *XBox Gamertag:* Pronk32 FOOL-X - Cleveland Naps FOOL - Cleveland Cyclones SLOP - Cuyahoga Spiders

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DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	where's the poll?

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miked College Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Dirty	So far I'm still alive. Took 6 steroids and a horse pill antibiotic, then hobbled around the aquarium for a function. If I die in my sleep, I appoint Cartman to run the UBL. __________________ Commish of the United Baseball League (OOTP 6.5)

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