Bacon

NobodyHere · 12-18-2014, 10:16 AM

That is all

BillJasper · 12-18-2014, 10:24 AM

Does turkey bacon count?

NobodyHere · 12-18-2014, 10:24 AM

Everything's alright in the land of bacon my friend.

Fidatelo · 12-18-2014, 10:36 AM

I feel like I was just forced to choose between my children.

Lathum · 12-18-2014, 10:39 AM

I'm a vegetarian but like soy bacon. Does that count?

Radii · 12-18-2014, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillJasper

Does turkey bacon count?

I say no, but its not my poll!

Kodos · 12-18-2014, 10:50 AM

This thread will not impress BlackJack.

tarcone · 12-18-2014, 10:55 AM

It was tough. I love fresh, fried Trout. Catch it in the morning. Clean it, and eat it for dinner. Its pretty darn tasty. But I went Bacon.

MizzouRah · 12-18-2014, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillJasper

Does turkey bacon count?

No!

korme · 12-18-2014, 11:59 AM

No man, I don't eat pork. I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

korme · 12-18-2014, 12:00 PM

Really, though, for the first time I voted 'trout' because my real choice ('no') was not available.

Logan · 12-18-2014, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by korme

No man, I don't eat pork. I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

And our vegetables are grown in shit.

Not to mention, bacon doesn't come from the skin of the pig.

Kodos · 12-18-2014, 12:57 PM

But pig skin does. And we're all football fans! Yuck!

korme · 12-18-2014, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Logan

And our vegetables are grown in shit.

Not to mention, bacon doesn't come from the skin of the pig.

Pulp Fiction (1994) - IMDb

MIJB#19 · 12-18-2014, 01:58 PM

Is this the Kevin Bacon: Hot or Not thread?

NobodyHere · 12-18-2014, 02:04 PM

molson · 12-18-2014, 02:06 PM

My city has a restaurant called "Bacon." It has 8 varieties of bacon, but if you feel overwhelmed you could just get the bacon sampler. They also have free downtown delivery. So I could get some Kurobuta herbed bacon right now without even leaving my desk. Boise is more metropolitan than you think.

Chief Rum · 12-18-2014, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by molson

My city has a restaurant called "Bacon." It has 8 varieties of bacon, but if you feel overwhelmed you could just get the bacon sampler. They also have free downtown delivery. So I could get some Kurobuta herbed bacon right now without even leaving my desk. Boise is more metropolitan than you think.

I'm not sure that having bacon available for hand delivery is necessarily an indication that Boise is more metropolitan lol.

EagleFan · 12-18-2014, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I'm a vegetarian but like soy bacon. Does that count?

Hell no!!!

(and all this time we thought saldana was the chick....

)

EagleFan · 12-18-2014, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillJasper

Does turkey bacon count?

Turkey wrapped in bacon, that counts.

NobodyHere · 12-18-2014, 03:02 PM

Dodgerchick · 12-18-2014, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIJB#19

Is this the Kevin Bacon: Hot or Not thread?

I thought it was a 6 degrees of kevin bacon thread.

EagleFan · 12-18-2014, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NobodyHere

+11111111111111111111111

Dodgerchick · 12-18-2014, 03:16 PM

Whoa. Gimme a minute while I wipe the drool of my face. :P~

NobodyHere · 04-23-2015, 12:31 PM

US woman jailed after McDonald's shooting over bacon-less burger

I mean forgetting the bacon once can be forgiven, but TWICE!!

Breeze · 04-23-2015, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by korme

No man, I don't eat pork. I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

You don't want to know about chickens then...

korme · 04-23-2015, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lathum

I'm a vegetarian but like soy bacon. Does that count?

Have you been to Loving Hut?

Grover · 04-23-2015, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

I thought it was a 6 degrees of kevin bacon thread.

I think Kevin Bacon needs to be cooked at higher than 6 degrees.

korme · 04-23-2015, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breeze

You don't want to know about chickens then...

That was a quote from Pulp Fiction. But, I do know a healthy amount about them there chickens. Vegetarian since '12 because of it.

ColtCrazy · 04-23-2015, 01:45 PM

Disappointed that "trout bacon" isn't a choice.

Breeze · 04-23-2015, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColtCrazy

Disappointed that "trout bacon" isn't a choice.

A restaurant in my area serves bacon wrapped trout over jalapeno cheese grits...

It's really good...

stevew · 04-23-2015, 04:47 PM

Where's the option for "way too f'n expensive?"

molson · 04-23-2015, 04:57 PM

I had a bacon lamb burger last night.

Kodos · 04-23-2015, 05:13 PM

Outside of the occasional bacon cheeseburger, I'm probably done with bacon.

Radii · 04-23-2015, 07:04 PM

I bought 6 pounds of thick cut bacon for $15 yesterday, cheapest its been in months.

NobodyHere · 05-19-2015, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColtCrazy

Disappointed that "trout bacon" isn't a choice.

I guess I should've made it a choice

Schmidty · 05-19-2015, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by korme

No man, I don't eat pork. I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

As far as I know, nobody has ever died from bacon intake (other than cholesterol).

Kodos · 05-19-2015, 06:16 PM

Over time? Bacon has definitely contributed to countless heart attacks, strokes, and deaths.

Schmidty · 05-19-2015, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

Over time? Bacon has definitely contributed to countless heart attacks, strokes, and deaths.

Only in excess.

RainMaker · 05-19-2015, 07:19 PM

Is bacon better than sausage?

EagleFan · 05-19-2015, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RainMaker

Is bacon better than sausage?

Yes

CU Tiger · 05-19-2015, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

Over time? Bacon has definitely contributed to countless heart attacks, strokes, and deaths.

allegedly.

Logan · 05-19-2015, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RainMaker

Is bacon better than sausage?

If we're encompassing the entire world of sausage (ie not just breakfast sausage), I have to say no. It's something I've grown to appreciate a lot over the past few years.

Radii · 05-19-2015, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CU Tiger

allegedly.

recommendations for most types of fats and cholesterol have already changed, I think saturated fats will be next.

NobodyHere · 06-06-2015, 03:06 AM

I'd like to ask each FOFCer to give a moment of silence (in the middle of the night)

Amtrak Train Collides With Truck Full of Bacon | NBC4 Washington

NobodyHere · 08-26-2015, 07:55 AM

Bad news everyone

Kraft Heinz is recalling 2 million pounds of bad bacon

Easy Mac · 08-26-2015, 07:57 AM

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The U.S. Department of Agriculture said that 2,068,467 pounds of Oscar Mayer turkey bacon

Good news people, it's not real bacon

dzilla77 · 08-26-2015, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

Good news people, it's not real bacon

So when are they recalling the rest of that fake bacon.

Schmidty · 08-26-2015, 05:21 PM

It's funny that this thread is up. I'm sloooooow baking a huge slab of uncured pork belly tonight. I just seasoned it with sea salt, pepper, cayenne pepper, garlic powder and smoked paprika. I'm not sure what I'll do with it, but it smells AMAZING.

Easy Mac · 08-26-2015, 06:08 PM

I want to do that in my smoker, but I don't think I have the patience to not randomly gnaw on raw pork.

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BillJasper Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Northern Kentucky	Does turkey bacon count? __________________ The Confederacy lost, it is time to dismantle it.

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12-18-2014, 10:39 AM	#5
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I'm a vegetarian but like soy bacon. Does that count?

12-18-2014, 10:55 AM	#8
tarcone Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pacific	It was tough. I love fresh, fried Trout. Catch it in the morning. Clean it, and eat it for dinner. Its pretty darn tasty. But I went Bacon. __________________ Excuses are for wusses- Spencer Lee Punting is Winning- Tory Taylor The word is Fight! Fight! Fight! For Iowa FOFC 30 Dollar Challenge Champion-OOTP '15

12-18-2014, 11:59 AM	#10
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	No man, I don't eat pork. I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

12-18-2014, 12:00 PM	#11
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Really, though, for the first time I voted 'trout' because my real choice ('no') was not available.

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Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	But pig skin does. And we're all football fans! Yuck! __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

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12-18-2014, 02:06 PM	#17
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	My city has a restaurant called "Bacon." It has 8 varieties of bacon, but if you feel overwhelmed you could just get the bacon sampler. They also have free downtown delivery. So I could get some Kurobuta herbed bacon right now without even leaving my desk. Boise is more metropolitan than you think.

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12-18-2014, 03:16 PM	#24
Dodgerchick College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Austin, TX	Whoa. Gimme a minute while I wipe the drool of my face. :P~

04-23-2015, 12:31 PM	#25
NobodyHere Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2013	US woman jailed after McDonald's shooting over bacon-less burger I mean forgetting the bacon once can be forgiven, but TWICE!! __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

04-23-2015, 01:45 PM	#30
ColtCrazy College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Midwest	Disappointed that "trout bacon" isn't a choice. __________________ The Field Generals and Statis Pro Basketball Super League

04-23-2015, 04:47 PM	#32
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Where's the option for "way too f'n expensive?"

04-23-2015, 04:57 PM	#33
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	I had a bacon lamb burger last night.

04-23-2015, 05:13 PM	#34
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Outside of the occasional bacon cheeseburger, I'm probably done with bacon. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties. Last edited by Kodos : 04-23-2015 at 05:14 PM.

04-23-2015, 07:04 PM	#35
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	I bought 6 pounds of thick cut bacon for $15 yesterday, cheapest its been in months.

05-19-2015, 06:16 PM	#38
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Over time? Bacon has definitely contributed to countless heart attacks, strokes, and deaths. __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

05-19-2015, 07:19 PM	#40
RainMaker General Manager Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL	Is bacon better than sausage?

06-06-2015, 03:06 AM	#45
NobodyHere Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2013	I'd like to ask each FOFCer to give a moment of silence (in the middle of the night) Amtrak Train Collides With Truck Full of Bacon \| NBC4 Washington __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

08-26-2015, 07:55 AM	#46
NobodyHere Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2013	Bad news everyone Kraft Heinz is recalling 2 million pounds of bad bacon __________________ "I am God's prophet, and I need an attorney"

08-26-2015, 05:21 PM	#49
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	It's funny that this thread is up. I'm sloooooow baking a huge slab of uncured pork belly tonight. I just seasoned it with sea salt, pepper, cayenne pepper, garlic powder and smoked paprika. I'm not sure what I'll do with it, but it smells AMAZING. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

08-26-2015, 06:08 PM	#50
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I want to do that in my smoker, but I don't think I have the patience to not randomly gnaw on raw pork.

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