Futility Bowl: The Worst Franchise in Sports Tourney, Final Round

Kodos · 04-23-2003, 12:32 PM

The Cavs withstood a late rally by the Cubs and were ejected from the island in a close vote. Now, only the storied Chicago Cubs franchise stands in the Clippers' way on the road to total, utter defeat. Who will be the Futility Bowl Champion?

How They Went:

1. New York Jets, 21 of 55 votes, 38.18%, Boston Red Sox second with 14 votes.
2. Boston Red Sox, 24 of 53 votes, 45.28%, Los Angeles Kings second with 9 votes.
3. Los Angeles Kings, 11 of 22 votes, 50%, Hartford Whalers second with 4 votes.
4. Hartford Whalers/Carolina Hurricanes, 13 of 34 votes, 38.24%, Bengals and Seahawks tied for second with 5 votes each.
5. Cincinnati Bengals, 10 of 23, 43.48%, Seahawks second with 6 votes.
6. New Orleans Saints, 14 of 40 votes, 35.00%, Seahawks second with 11 votes.
7. Seattle Seahawks, 19 of 38 votes, 50%, Cavaliers second with 10.
8. Cleveland Cavaliers, 18 of 34 votes, Chicago Cubs second with 15 votes.

JeeberD · 04-23-2003, 02:04 PM

The Clippers are the worst ever. Period.

Buzzbee · 04-23-2003, 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by JeeberD
The Clippers are the worst ever. Period.

I second that emotion!!

MrBug708 · 04-23-2003, 05:25 PM

Cubs fans and Cub haters are voting for the Clips!

ACStrider · 04-23-2003, 11:36 PM

Wow...this is a hard call. Both franchises have been so bad for so long.

Neuqua · 04-24-2003, 01:02 AM

Haven't the Cubs endured enough?

SackAttack · 04-24-2003, 01:05 AM

At least the Cubs have a good season every decade or so.

cthomer5000 · 04-24-2003, 06:17 AM

Racine St./Chicago/St. Louis/Phoenix/Arizona Cardinals!!!!!!

Kodos · 04-24-2003, 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by cthomer5000
Racine St./Chicago/St. Louis/Phoenix/Arizona Cardinals!!!!!!

You should have nominated them when you had the chance, pal! Alas, now it is the Clippers' time to stand in the sun, and bask in the glory of sweet, sweet victory!

Congratulations, Clippers. Always remember, keep your feet on the ground, and keep reachin' for those stars!

Craptacular · 04-24-2003, 11:51 AM

The Cubs at least have a glimmer of hope.

cthomer5000 · 04-24-2003, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by Kodos
You should have nominated them when you had the chance, pal! Alas, now it is the Clippers' time to stand in the sun, and bask in the glory of sweet, sweet victory!

Congratulations, Clippers. Always remember, keep your feet on the ground, and keep reachin' for those stars!

"Oh that's it. You insulted my honour! I demand satisfaction. I challenge you to a duel!"

Actually I challange you to have a run-off of Clippers vs. Cardinals.

Kodos · 04-24-2003, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by cthomer5000
"Oh that's it. You insulted my honour! I demand satisfaction. I challenge you to a duel!"

Actually I challange you to have a run-off of Clippers vs. Cardinals.

I doubt the reading public would want you to encourage me to run more polls...

cthomer5000 · 04-24-2003, 11:58 AM

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Originally posted by Kodos
I doubt the reading public would want you to encourage me to run more polls...

Fine, use your alien trickery to hide behind public opinion.

MylesKnight · 04-24-2003, 11:58 AM

The Clippers...

..At least the Cubs have a strong core of fans/followers that are truly interested in the team and come out and fill Wrigley Field.
What do the Clips have? Nothing... Just a amazingly bad Franchise History.. That's it..

CLIPS WIN, HANDS DOWN!

ACStrider · 04-24-2003, 09:29 PM

If you win a futility competition, what do you call that?

tucker342 · 04-24-2003, 09:59 PM

god, the Cubs can't win anything! They can't even win at being the most futile!

View Poll Results: Vote for the team which LEAST deserves the title of "Most Futile Team in Sports":
MLB: Chicago Cubs	32	65.31%
NBA: Los Angeles Clippers	17	34.69%
Voters: 49. You may not vote on this poll

04-23-2003, 02:04 PM	#2
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	The Clippers are the worst ever. Period. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-23-2003, 11:36 PM	#5
ACStrider High School JV Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Austin, TX	Wow...this is a hard call. Both franchises have been so bad for so long. __________________ "I'm evil." "Oh you are not!" "Oh I am too." -- Brak

04-24-2003, 01:02 AM	#6
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	Haven't the Cubs endured enough? __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

04-24-2003, 11:58 AM	#14
MylesKnight College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Neptune Beach, Florida	The Clippers... ..At least the Cubs have a strong core of fans/followers that are truly interested in the team and come out and fill Wrigley Field. What do the Clips have? Nothing... Just a amazingly bad Franchise History.. That's it.. CLIPS WIN, HANDS DOWN! __________________ IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BLACK & GOLD!!

04-23-2003, 05:25 PM	#4
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Cubs fans and Cub haters are voting for the Clips!

04-24-2003, 01:05 AM	#7
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	At least the Cubs have a good season every decade or so.

04-24-2003, 11:51 AM	#10
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	The Cubs at least have a glimmer of hope.

04-24-2003, 09:29 PM	#15
ACStrider High School JV Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Austin, TX	If you win a futility competition, what do you call that? __________________ "I'm evil." "Oh you are not!" "Oh I am too." -- Brak

04-24-2003, 09:59 PM	#16
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	god, the Cubs can't win anything! They can't even win at being the most futile!

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