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11-24-2009, 10:50 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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Devin "Full Moon" Hester
Did anyone else notice Devin Hester's full moon incident the other night? It was in slow motion, and basically his entire "bear" ass was showing. The announcers didn't mention it, but surely they saw it? Or am I the only one who noticed? Why didn't FOFC make smartass remarks about it? Poor showing, boys.
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11-24-2009, 10:56 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I noticed it right away during the live broadcast, but I didn't want to bring it up because it would ruin my new low profile.
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11-24-2009, 10:57 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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PUMPY'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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11-24-2009, 11:02 PM
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11-24-2009, 11:13 PM
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Location: The scorched Desert
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Fixed it for you Buddy |
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11-24-2009, 11:15 PM
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Location: Hometown of Canada
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Fixed. |
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11-25-2009, 12:36 AM
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Location: San Diego
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11-25-2009, 10:02 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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fucked
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11-25-2009, 10:20 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bath, ME
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Funked. |
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11-25-2009, 12:01 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I was just trying to watch the fucking football game. All of a sudden, Devin Hester's fucking ass is on my TV screen. So now that distracts my fucking wife and the fucking accountant's mom, and wouldn't you know it, they start talking about Devin Hester's fucking ass. On top of it, they get into a fucking argument about whose ass is better, Devin Hester or Jacob Hester. Jacob fucking Hester? Who gives a fuck about Jacob Hester? And then the fucking accountant comes to pick up her fucking mom, but she has to sit there and wait because Brandon Jacobs is at my fucking house plowing the mom while he screams Lathum's fucking name for some reason.
I don't even know why the fuck I come down here.
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11-25-2009, 12:14 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Listen, guys, I apologize for that. I was up all night watching a Rock Hudson movie, and I'm operating on 4 hours of sleep right now. I sincerely apologize.
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11-25-2009, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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I hope that wasn't a by-product of seeing Devin Hester's ass.
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11-25-2009, 12:27 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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11-25-2009, 12:29 PM
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11-25-2009, 01:50 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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Now I know why everyone calls TCY Junkie a poor imitation of Pumpy. When i started reading this I was sure it was by TCY. |
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11-25-2009, 02:02 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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Don't insult Pumpy like that! |
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11-25-2009, 02:28 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Feb 2003
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It was an off day for Pumpy, I'm sure. |
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11-25-2009, 02:29 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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The down low Pumpy is a bad imitation of Pumpy. Or something. |
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11-25-2009, 02:47 PM
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Bounty Hunter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I'm so good, I can do bad imitations of myself. But enough about me. More about Devin Hester's ass.
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11-25-2009, 03:15 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Federal Way, WA
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Jacob Hester's ass isn't for everyone. It has a high motor though, is deceptively athletic, and is a good team player. Only need 6 inches? That ass will give you two yards. |
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11-25-2009, 03:17 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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This sounds so gross. |
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11-25-2009, 03:19 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bath, ME
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Sounds like Devin Hester has a promising career after football in supplements for men. "I'll turn your six inches into two yards!"
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