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Old 05-07-2003, 10:09 AM   #1
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you hear what happened to superman?

he's in hell apparently... i guess he was having "relations" with some prostitute when she said something like "faster than a speeding bullet" yeah he went crazy and "snapped her in half like a twig"
this all according to one hill-freaken-arious family guy episode from the newly purchased box set.
and the hot girl's voice from that 70s show is so much better than the earlier girl...yeaahh
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Old 05-07-2003, 10:13 AM   #2
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Into the Sherry a little early today?
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Old 05-07-2003, 10:19 AM   #3
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I may have to go back and re-read his first 23 posts.
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Old 05-07-2003, 10:27 AM   #4
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Okay. Put the book down man, just put the book down.
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Old 05-07-2003, 10:32 AM   #5
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Old 05-07-2003, 11:09 AM   #6
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Hmm... I wonder...
This is a post very similar to the one in this
post .

Similar nonsense posted by another very seldomly used account...


Coincidence ?
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Old 05-07-2003, 11:43 AM   #7
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Nah, SuburbanPimp is just a relatively new dynasty poster (registered a while ago) whom I've known for a while, I don't think this is him, though it appears a few people caught onto his line of logic as opposed to this thread thus far.
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Old 05-07-2003, 11:44 AM   #8
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Originally posted by fantastic flying froggies
Hmm... I wonder...
This is a post very similar to the one in this
post .

Similar nonsense posted by another very seldomly used account...


Coincidence ?



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Old 05-07-2003, 11:46 AM   #9
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The man is just saying he enjoys the recently cancelled television program Family Guy, and he has recently purchased the DVD. In particular, he enjoys the joke about Superman snapping a prostitute in half for saying he was "faster than a speeding bullet," for which Superman ends up in hell.

Additionally, he prefers the later voice of Meg (Mila Kunis) to the original voice (Lacey Chabert).

Got it?
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Old 05-07-2003, 11:49 AM   #10
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Re: you hear what happened to superman?

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Originally posted by iceberg414
he's in hell apparently... i guess he was having "relations" with some prostitute when she said something like "faster than a speeding bullet" yeah he went crazy and "snapped her in half like a twig"
this all according to one hill-freaken-arious family guy episode from the newly purchased box set.


Actually, I just watched this episode yesterday...pretty funny stuff
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Old 05-07-2003, 12:12 PM   #11
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Mila kunis is a pig
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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