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Old 10-31-2008, 11:10 AM   #1
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The "Punch in the Face" List.

Is there anyone, whom the very sight of, or the sound of their voice, or for no good reason whatsoever, that you just want to walk up and smash them right in the grill? Right now, strangely enough mine is Andy from Ghost Hunters/Ghost Hunters International. Seems like a good guy but for some reason I just want to strangle him.

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Old 10-31-2008, 11:15 AM   #2
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:15 AM   #3
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:16 AM   #4
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:16 AM   #5
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:18 AM   #6
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:21 AM   #7
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:22 AM   #8
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:22 AM   #9
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:23 AM   #10
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No point in me in starting, the server couldn't handle repeatedly loading a post that long.
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:24 AM   #11
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:25 AM   #12
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:32 AM   #13
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:36 AM   #14
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:39 AM   #15
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:40 AM   #16
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Here, I summed it up for you

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Old 10-31-2008, 11:41 AM   #17
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:43 AM   #18
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Springsteen? Now I want to punch Mustang in the face!

Don't go into the 'Bands I hate' thread then.
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:50 AM   #19
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Don't go into the 'Bands I hate' thread then.

Been there. I just really felt I needed more than one person to punch.
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:53 AM   #20
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:53 AM   #21
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Sean Hannity.

If I hear that dildo say "bitter American clinging to guns and religion" one more time as rhetoric, I'm going rip one of my daughter's webkins into shreds. I don't like Obama, but if anyone could make me want to vote for him out of spite, it's Hannity.

Of course, it's my own fault for listening to him in the car.
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:58 AM   #22
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If I hear that dildo say "bitter American clinging to guns and religion" one more time as rhetoric, I'm going rip one of my daughter's webkins into shreds. I don't like Obama, but if anyone could make me want to vote for him out of spite, it's Hannity.

Of course, it's my own fault for listening to him in the car.

I'm looking forward to your list. It should be long.
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:07 PM   #23
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Hrm, this makes me want to make a "Tap That Ass" list....
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:08 PM   #24
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Obama
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Bill Maher
Tia Mowry (she can't hold a candle to Tamera)
Hannah Montana
Every actor on the Disney channel
Madonna
Fake bums begging for money on the corners with supposedly funny signs
Emeril
Pat Robertson
Barney Frank
Jim Gindin for not making TCY2
Hitler
Brian Sakowski for liking Bon Jovi
Satan
Buddha (to see if he would get mad)
Poodle groomers
All of the stupid "hippies" who wear fake dreads around here
Flaggers with their fucking orange vests
Subby's mom
Sergio Garcia while he does that grip thing before shots
Morgan Spurlock
Alan Greenspan
The Mac guy in that commercial


More to come!!!!!
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:17 PM   #25
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Here, I summed it up for you


You forgot the Eastern Hemisphere.
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:24 PM   #26
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:26 PM   #27
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:31 PM   #28
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:33 PM   #29
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Part 2

The Doodlebops
The trainers from the Biggest Loser
Rachel Ray
Giada de Laurentiis for her italian pronunciations
Brett Favre
Joe Morgan
William Clay Ford Sr.
Jack in the Box guy
People who whistle or hum loudly in public
Dr. Dean Edell
Toby Keith
Judge show judges
Everybody Loves Raymond's wife
Rob Parker
The Sports Guy
Boring, supposed superstar wrestlers, such as Batista and the Undertaker
R.A. Salvatore
Jon Finkel (I played him and he's a dick)


More to come!!! I love this thread!!!!
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:34 PM   #30
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:35 PM   #31
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You forgot the Eastern Hemisphere.

I was gonna say you have to turn that puppy around.
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:37 PM   #32
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:38 PM   #33
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-Judge Judy
-The freecreditreport.com commercial people...all of them, but especially the sleazy punk singer.
-Ghost Hunters...don't care about the show, but the assholes that make those annoying promos need a serious grill adjustment.
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:40 PM   #34
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Aww yeah babe.

Let's kick it up a notch!!

How about his audience? They really irritate me.
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:41 PM   #35
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C'mon Schmidty, make some friends!
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:42 PM   #36
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Add a little pinch of cin-in-in-in-muh-mum.

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Old 10-31-2008, 12:42 PM   #37
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Your link doesn't work. What are you Bobcat Goldwaith?

Might I remind people you can download images and then attach them to your posts....
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:43 PM   #38
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:43 PM   #39
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I did!!! Congratulations!!! It's you!!!
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:46 PM   #40
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The guy in the car driving by my house that makes the windows shake with his pumped-up bass. I at least get the pleasure of knowing he will be stone deaf by the end of the week.

Anyone who comes to my door to sell me anything, or to convince me to join them in their stupid religious beliefs.

Anyone who calls my house to sell me anything or convince me to vote for or against anything.

Anyone who tells me to vote yes on Proposition 8.

Anyone smoking outside the door of any building I am entering or leaving.
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:50 PM   #41
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People who whistle or hum loudly in public

Definitely this. All of the people on TV, radio, etc. that are total morons (like Hannity), sure, I want to slug them good, but the people who are completely oblivious to those around them and hum, whistle, dance, etc. annoy the fuck out of me. A punch to the face is too good for these jackasses.
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:50 PM   #42
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I did!!! Congratulations!!! It's you!!!

Boy am I the lucky one!!!!
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:51 PM   #43
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:52 PM   #44
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:52 PM   #45
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People that say they are funny that are not. Don't confuse those with people how are funny but decide not to be, just for shit and giggles.
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:59 PM   #46
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People who leave the signal light on for miles.

People who leave their carts in the middle of an aisle at the grocery store.

Miley Cyrus

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Old 10-31-2008, 01:00 PM   #47
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Ooo! Women who walk diagonally across the parking lot talking on their cell phone.

Anyone driving while talking on a cell phone.
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Old 10-31-2008, 01:01 PM   #48
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I should start my daily "Pet Peeve" thing again.

TroyF hasn't been around in awhile, so I should be ok!!!
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Old 10-31-2008, 01:03 PM   #49
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Old 10-31-2008, 01:03 PM   #50
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Tia Mowry (she can't hold a candle to Tamera)

For some reason when I saw this I thought "Must be Pumpy's list".
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