08-28-2009, 05:52 PM | #1 | ||
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Tampa, FL
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My God...it's full of stars!
So I was chillin' with the family tonight when my buddy calls and asks me to go for a beer. I say, "sure". We walk to the bar, have some drinks and then some shots...and I head for home.
But I'm buzzing pretty good, I decide instead of stumbling into the house, that I'm going to chill in the back yard for a second. I look up and see the black of night, a little cloud coverage...and a full view of bright stars. It's so quiet I can hear the ringing in my ears. I just stare, drunk as skunk, at the stars above and think about just how amazing our universe is. Why? Just because. I know this probably belongs in the drunk thread, but I don't care about that right now. Anyway, the point is, the next time you have some drinks but aren't totally blown out of your mind, stop for a second to enjoy the sky, if it's clear, because it's so much more amazing after a couple of shots of jagrmeister. Peace. |
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08-28-2009, 05:56 PM | #2 |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In the thick of it.
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Jager fucks me up so much that I see stars without having to look at the sky.
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08-28-2009, 06:17 PM | #3 |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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You can achieve the same effect as above in a strip club too.
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08-28-2009, 06:22 PM | #4 |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Concentrate on a star. Stare hard. Lay on the ground and ponder the possibility of a planet orbiting that star. On that planet there may be intelligent life. One of those intelligent beings could be laying on the ground, staring at this distant star with a planet that has a human laying on the ground staring at the sky...
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08-28-2009, 06:37 PM | #5 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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And then just imagine how long it actually took for that light to reach your eyes...
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08-28-2009, 06:41 PM | #6 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bath, ME
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Then think how awkward it would be if your eyes meet.
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08-28-2009, 06:48 PM | #7 |
Bonafide Seminole Fan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Miami
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Jager with red bull = A fun night with Noop
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08-28-2009, 06:52 PM | #8 |
College Prospect
Join Date: Apr 2003
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I just look at all the dark spaces and imagine a Dyson swarm.
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08-28-2009, 08:22 PM | #9 |
High School Varsity
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Lynchburg, VA
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