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Old 07-11-2005, 08:04 PM   #1
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Where Are My Nuts!!@!~!

The package says caramel covered popcorn AND PEANUTS!

Now I remember why I stopped eating this shit, cause their aint no peanuts in the damn bag, I want peanuts to go with my caramel covered pop corn you sons of bitches.

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Old 07-11-2005, 08:20 PM   #2
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If you're married, they are probably in your wife's purse.

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Old 07-11-2005, 08:23 PM   #3
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Ya know what sucks? They were all, (I say all to represent all the nuts in the bag, which in fact there were very few of). That sucks.

And I'm not married, but your scenario is not to my disliking.
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Old 07-11-2005, 08:28 PM   #4
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How old are your nuts? What team did they play for last? Is this one of your nuts??

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Old 07-11-2005, 08:33 PM   #5
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He seemed bigger than that.
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Old 07-11-2005, 08:35 PM   #6
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Old 07-11-2005, 08:36 PM   #7
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Undecended testicle is nothing to joke about, get that sucker pulled into your sack ASAP.
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Old 07-11-2005, 09:47 PM   #8
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, I want peanuts to go with my caramel covered pop corn you sons of bitches.[/size]
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I feel your pain man....I cant eat the popcorn due to my cavitiy, all i want is the daym nuts and there is NOT but FOUR nuts in the entire box to be found....serenity NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Old 07-11-2005, 09:53 PM   #9
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I feel your pain man....I cant eat the popcorn due to my cavitiy, all i want is the daym nuts and there is NOT but FOUR nuts in the entire box to be found....serenity NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

If you've got a cavity I've got some nuts.
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Old 07-11-2005, 10:01 PM   #10
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If you've got a cavity I've got some nuts.
Im Sorry

I've got a COUPLE
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Old 07-11-2005, 10:06 PM   #11
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I've got a COUPLE

Excellent.
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Old 07-11-2005, 10:47 PM   #12
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So what kind of ratio are we working with here? 2:1 nut:cavity?
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Old 07-11-2005, 10:49 PM   #13
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So what kind of ratio are we working with here? 2:1 nut:cavity?

Ive got that scrotul lump thing, but i dont think it counts as a testicle, so just my regular 3, i'd say we got a 1:1 ratio going down.
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Old 07-11-2005, 11:03 PM   #14
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guess it depends on what is actually considered a "cavity"..i mean do ears count
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Old 07-11-2005, 11:10 PM   #15
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guess it depends on what is actually considered a "cavity"..i mean do ears count

Third nuts kinda small, we can experiment.
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