11-23-2004, 09:29 AM | #1 | |||
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$28,000 for a holy Grilled Cheese?
I don't even know where to begin on this...
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11-23-2004, 09:32 AM | #2 |
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Book of Sandwiches, Chapter III, verse 19:
"And lo, did Mary, the blessed mother of Jesus, appear unto the masses in the form of toasted bread particles. And the cheese - which was neither the yield of cow or goat's milk, but rather a processed cheese product, whatevereth that means - was made holy in thine eyes. And they did bid upon it on Ebay, unto the ages. Amen." (No offense intended to anyone who deems this a truly sacred item).
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11-23-2004, 09:32 AM | #3 |
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You could start here
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11-23-2004, 09:32 AM | #4 |
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where is the other half of the sandwich? Who knows what that fool ate.
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11-23-2004, 09:33 AM | #5 |
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Wow, goldenpalace.com got ripped off. Professional sceptic Joe Nickell says that this really isn't the virgin Mary.
http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wi...-regional-wire |
11-23-2004, 09:34 AM | #6 | |
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11-23-2004, 09:37 AM | #7 | |
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I'LL TAKE THE CHEESE!!!! Cheeeeeeeese! Didn't we lock you up in a dumpster?
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11-23-2004, 09:49 AM | #8 | |
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11-23-2004, 10:22 AM | #9 |
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Maybe it is really Sinead O'Connor's face?
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11-23-2004, 10:34 AM | #10 |
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It seems it brought he good luck after all.
I'm sure that what God intended the entire time. I'm still wondering why God doesn't do something more spectacular. If it put the face of Jesus up during...oh, say, The Swan, people might stop and take notice. Why it is so determined to make it's holy mark on grilled cheese and tortillas is beyond me. Maybe God needs a PR consultant. Last edited by sachmo71 : 11-23-2004 at 10:34 AM. |
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You simply close your mind to anything that you can not explain no matter what your education level.
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11-23-2004, 10:46 AM | #12 | |
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11-23-2004, 11:02 AM | #13 | |
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12-09-2004, 10:45 AM | #14 | ||||
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Just a quick update on the wealthy purchaser of the lovely item:
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12-09-2004, 11:36 AM | #15 |
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I need to start an online casino. Obviously, that place makes more money than they know what to do with.
I mean, at what point do you get tired of buying booze, drugs, and hookers, and say, "Ya know, I think I'm going to start surfing for weird crap on eBay..." |
12-09-2004, 11:41 AM | #16 |
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**Extremely Bad Joke Coming Up**
Q: Why do you never "perform" on a woman first thing in the morning? A: You ever try and peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich? |
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