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Old 01-12-2010, 09:56 AM   #4501
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If you want a hot women thread, don't name it "The Hot Women Thread"! Name it something totally innocuous like "Ping: Pyser" or something. Let it fly under the radar, don't call it out like that.

For the record, I prefer the funny/cool pics over the hot pics anyways. It's pretty easy to go out and find some pics of cheerleaders on the internet, but I have no idea how I'd ever go about discovering that milk picture.
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:22 AM   #4502
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If you want a hot women thread, don't name it "The Hot Women Thread"! Name it something totally innocuous like "Ping: Pyser" or something. Let it fly under the radar, don't call it out like that.

For the record, I prefer the funny/cool pics over the hot pics anyways. It's pretty easy to go out and find some pics of cheerleaders on the internet, but I have no idea how I'd ever go about discovering that milk picture.

Here is an explanation of what's going on in "that milk picture", by the "artist" himself:

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How has the meaning of aliens and humanoids in your work evolved over time?

Over the past four years I have dealt with the idea of aliens, demons, monsters and, currently, the convergence of all three in one humanoid character. I think that my work has slowly moved from an outside notion of aliens to a more personal understanding of the “other.” The “other” that I have created is Joshua, a living, breathing, person completely destroyed by insecurity. In my previous project [In a Matter of Days, 1999] I wanted a vehicle to deal with the city of Los Angeles and the people and landscapes that define it. The task of making LA the location of an urban apocalypse seemed natural, and as a result, the monsters that set out to devour it only made the obvious more clear. With the current work I was interested in moving closer to the subjects, into the homes, lives, and social gatherings of people, and to do this I needed another vehicle--Joshua. Joshua allowed me to deal with a few major concerns regarding how people exist, both privately and publicly, in the world. I am interested in people and the animals that we become.

What the hell is going on in “Getting Lindsay Linton”?

Revenge. This is an image about rage, hatred, and the discomfort of experiencing those emotions. In “Understanding Joshua” the world is, among other things, divided between blondes and brunettes. The brunettes exist (in the mind of Joshua) on a similar plain as he does, while the blondes inhabit a superior world of cleanliness, beauty, and organization. “Getting Lindsay Linton” illustrates a violent outburst against a blonde, maybe for Joshua’s entertainment, maybe his torture--it is unclear as they hold him and force him to watch. I feel that the image “Fantasy” helps further explain Joshua’s position on such acts against those he perceives as socially superior--at least his repressed urges. “Getting Lindsay Linton” is important because it helps to destabilize reading the events and actions within the image as literal, that is to say, Lindsay does not have milk on her face, and this gang of young men is not just holding her.
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:27 AM   #4503
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You gotta fucking be kidding me....they are deleting the pics? WTF...

Yeah i just saw mine was deleted.
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:28 AM   #4504
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:34 AM   #4505
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The picture of the cheerleader i had a few pages back is gone.
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:42 AM   #4506
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Don't worry guys, I checked last night for research purposes and the GIF of Alba sucking the finger is still there.
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:42 AM   #4507
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The picture of the cheerleader i had a few pages back is gone.

Oh, haha, I meant the explanation of the milk picture.
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:49 AM   #4508
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Not sure about that one either. There was a spankie peek at that blonde cheerleader, but spankies are worn over women's underwear. It's LESS revealing than a woman in a bathing suit.

It's part of the gayness of the mods and people who overly think things at NSFW when really you shouldn't be looking at any of this stuff at work if you are worried about what you are looking at, at work...
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:52 AM   #4509
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happened earlier this afternoon when i made a (named in the title) "SFW" Hot Women thread and it was deleted in like...seconds.

Maybe you should have labeled it "fully clothed only!"
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:53 AM   #4510
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:56 AM   #4511
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Old 01-12-2010, 11:03 AM   #4512
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Old 01-12-2010, 11:34 AM   #4513
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Old 01-12-2010, 11:55 AM   #4514
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Jay Bob Petrey:

In high school, voted most likely to injure himself with the "numchucks" he bought at the weapons booth at the flea market.

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Old 01-12-2010, 12:05 PM   #4515
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Old 01-12-2010, 12:16 PM   #4516
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Jay Bob Petrey:

In high school, voted most likely to injure himself with the "numchucks" he bought at the weapons booth at the flea market.

Hobbies:

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-Expert in age of consent laws from state to state

Nicely done

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Old 01-12-2010, 02:58 PM   #4517
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Old 01-12-2010, 05:47 PM   #4518
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Old 01-13-2010, 12:55 AM   #4519
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Old 01-13-2010, 07:03 AM   #4520
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Old 01-13-2010, 09:57 PM   #4521
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This thread has gone seriously downhill.
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Old 01-13-2010, 10:00 PM   #4522
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This thread has gone seriously downhill.

Yeah. We go from hot chicks to a hoosier with no shirt and a guy with half a face. Lets either start seeing cool pictures again or hot chicks.
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Old 01-13-2010, 10:08 PM   #4523
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Old 01-13-2010, 10:13 PM   #4524
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Old 01-13-2010, 10:23 PM   #4525
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Old 01-14-2010, 10:52 AM   #4526
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Old 01-14-2010, 11:07 AM   #4527
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Old 01-14-2010, 04:02 PM   #4534
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What's with the American Flag? Do you think they realized that none of those characters came from an American company?
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Old 01-15-2010, 03:25 AM   #4536
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Oh no....the pic of the girl that inspired someone to say "Oh my who the shit is that?" is gone.

I don't know who said it even, but I do know that I could search that phrase, and get a fix of that pic. That's just wrong.
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Old 01-15-2010, 04:12 AM   #4537
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Shay Laren is the girl in the pic Matthean spoilered..go ahead and google her and you can see her naked. She does not disappoint.
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Oh no....the pic of the girl that inspired someone to say "Oh my who the shit is that?" is gone.

I don't know who said it even, but I do know that I could search that phrase, and get a fix of that pic. That's just wrong.

I can supply that photo. MikeVic said that I believe.
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Old 01-15-2010, 10:10 AM   #4540
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I can supply that photo. MikeVic said that I believe.

Oh no, why is she gone!!
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Old 01-15-2010, 10:10 AM   #4541
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Oh no....the pic of the girl that inspired someone to say "Oh my who the shit is that?" is gone.

I don't know who said it even, but I do know that I could search that phrase, and get a fix of that pic. That's just wrong.

which photo is that? hmm?
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Old 01-15-2010, 10:20 AM   #4542
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Ah, here she is:

hxxp://uploader.ws/upload/200805/Shay_Laren_b117.jpg

Sorry, that picture was huge. Makeup makes a big difference sometimes.

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Old 01-15-2010, 10:39 AM   #4543
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Ah, here she is:

hxxp://uploader.ws/upload/200805/Shay_Laren_b117.jpg

Sorry, that picture was huge. Makeup makes a big difference sometimes.

That pic is way too safe for work dammit.
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Oh no....the pic of the girl that inspired someone to say "Oh my who the shit is that?" is gone.

I don't know who said it even, but I do know that I could search that phrase, and get a fix of that pic. That's just wrong.

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I can supply that photo. MikeVic said that I believe.


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Old 01-15-2010, 07:10 PM   #4548
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Old 01-15-2010, 07:16 PM   #4549
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Like I said.

Now I remember why I used to search for her.
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Shay Laren is the girl in the pic Matthean spoilered..go ahead and google her and you can see her naked. She does not disappoint.

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