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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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I hate you so damned much.
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College Starter
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Strong Island, NY
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They used to call me "Loopy" |
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#403 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
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#404 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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You just made trade negotiations tougher, pal.
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#405 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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I think that was in my direction. |
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#406 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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#407 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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#408 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Is it just me or is there something wrong with that guy's feet?
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#409 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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If you think that's bad, you should see his penis. Or so I've heard.
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#410 |
The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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Is it my turn?
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#411 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
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#412 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Michigan
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Almost done.
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#413 | |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kansas City, MO
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#414 |
The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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Because I love my kids...
David Foley, sketch. |
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#415 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Michigan
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10.10 (Ms. Irrelvent) Christina Applegate (Actress)
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#416 |
College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Pretty good draft. At first glance I would go with sachmo's team as my favorite of the bunch.
There were a lot of people left off, though. I am going to steal JPhillips idea and put together a sweet dream team of "free agents." |
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#417 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Alabama
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I have a free agent team as well.
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#418 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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FWIW, I was having a hard time choosing between Martin Short, Jonathan Winters, and Eugene Levy.
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#419 |
College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Stand-up: David Cross - Known now mainly from Arrested Development, he was awesome on Mr. Show and one of my favorite stand-up comedians.
Stand-up: Dave Attell - One of the only stand up comedians I've seen live. Insomniac was an awesome show. This guy is hilarious. Stand-up: Patton Oswalt - He has been on some sit-coms, but his stand up is way better than that. Stand-up: Janeane Garofalo - Known mostly for SNL and dating Ben Stiller in the mid-90's. Her stand up is pretty good. Sit-com: Larry David - The real mastermind behind Seinfeld. The inspiration for George Costanza. Curb your enthusiasm is good, too. Movies: Steve Carell Hilarious on the Daily Show for years, he is finally becoming a big star on a sit-com and in movies. Movies: Bob Odenkirk - This guy should be a bigger star. Mr. Show was the best sketch comedy show. He is directing movies now. Sketch: Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Elaine. Maybe overshadowed by her co-stars, but she was good. She did a couple years on SNL. Sketch: Al Franken - Mostly behind the scenes at SNL, he had one popular character in Stuart Smalley. I actually prefer his books. Host: Stephen Colbert - Another Daily Show guy that is getting more popular. You cowards are on notice for not picking him. Last edited by timmynausea : 01-10-2006 at 10:32 PM. |
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Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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I was considering Franken. Also, don't forget you only get ONE sitcom person.
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#421 | |
College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Oh man. I mixed up movies and sit-coms. I will have to reorganize. |
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#422 |
College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Fixed it.
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#423 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Alabama
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Stand up: Rita Rudner
Stand up: Moms Mobley Stand up: Jack Benny Stand up: Martin Lawrence Sketch: Harvey Korman Sketch: Rick Moranis Movie: Peter Sellers Movie: Buster Keaton Sitcom: Jackie Gleason Variety: Sid Ceasar Last edited by ntndeacon : 01-10-2006 at 11:33 PM. Reason: Sketch guy was already taken. |
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#424 | |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
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Scary you have several people who I would have drafted. Although I would have put Jack Benny at Sketch as that was more of what his show was. |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Alabama
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I hadn't thought of that. If i did that I would have picked Robert Klein for the last stand up spot and dropped Moranis. but ilike this team as it is. |
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#426 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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Damn you Maple for taking two of my free agents with your last two picks!
Anyway, here's my free agent team. Patricia Rutledge- Sitcom (Probably the best female physical comic since Lucille Ball. If you haven't seen the BBC "Keeping Up Appearances" I highly recommend it.) Sacha Cohen- Variety/Talk (Big suprise that nobody took Ali G.) Buster Keaton- Movie (Equalled only by Chaplin in his era, but largely forgotten now.) Graham Chapman- Movie (No Python guys taken???) John Cleese- Sketch (Maybe not the funniest, but the most memorable of the bunch.) Phil Hartman- Sketch (Too bad the crazy bitch shot him.) Rita Rudner- Standup (A far second to my hoped for pick of Phyllis Diller.) Red Foxx- Standup (Most of his stuff wasn't recorded, but he was the King of Comedy during segregation. Sanford and Son doesn't do him justice.) Jonathan Winters- Standup (The only guy I've seen go ab-lib for ad-lib with Robin Williams and come out ahead.) John Leguizamo- Standup (Before he hit it big he did some edgy character routines that were every bit as hard hitting as Chappelle. If you can ever see his Latino posing as Japanese do so.)
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#427 |
College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2002
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I can't believe I forgot Ali G. I'm pretty sure Cleese, Hartman and Akroyd were drafted.
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#428 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Early, TX
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I won't win this (no cigarette-smoking underdogs, SNL attention-whores, etc), but I feel damned good about Team Schmidty.
We ain't flashy, but we fucked shit up. Before most of you were born.
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#429 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Alabama
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As was Foxx. I missed Aykroyd. oops.
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#430 |
High School Varsity
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Sylvania, Ohio
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I was curious to see if Kevin Pollak went late, but doesnt look like it. I Thought he was an interesting guy for movies/standup.
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#431 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Alabama
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fixed the Aykroyd pick.
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#432 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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We should have an all pro team.
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#433 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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So how's voting going to work?
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#434 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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dola:
Best value drafter, IMO? No question that it is Swaggs. Newhart at 3.10? Abbot and Costello in the 7th & 8th rounds? That's amazing. |
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#435 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: MA
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I can't believe Cross didn't get picked for Standup, for shame!!
His political rants are a bit much, and I'm on his side of the political spectrum, but the rest is some of the best I've ever heard. Last edited by jeff061 : 01-11-2006 at 07:07 AM. |
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#436 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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oh--and the guy I could not beleive was not picked? Jason Alexander (sitcom). A lot of people think that Costanza was the funniest character on the funniest show ever.
I guess that's what comes from having only one sitcom slot. |
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#437 |
The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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And still no one picks Danny Kaye. I almost picked him a number of times. Ah well.
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#438 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
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If I was going to sign a practice squad of undrafted free agents, I'd target:
Movie: This was the toughest category for me. If I had to do it over again, I'd probably make movies a one-person category and go with two for sitcoms. Still, there were some solid choices left undrafted. Buster Keaton has been mentioned as the obvious one. What about Peter Sellers? Sketch: Sure, he annoys people. But David Spade had a great SNL run. Not often you can pick an Oscar winner here -- how about Jamie Foxx? Or really think outside the box, and take Christopher Walken. Sitcom: In addition to Grammar and James, Drew Carey is still there. And since we were taking guys who didn't have standup backgrounds, why not Michael J. Fox, one of the few actors with two hit sitcom roles? And why not somebody from MASH? As a deep sleeper, we'll try to sign John Larroquette. Talk show: Nobody took Jack Benny? He was actually #3 on my list, behind Carson and Letterman. Standup: My favorite category... I could go another ten rounds on standup alone. Jonathan Winters is an obvious oversight, as is Robert Klein. I desperately wanted to find a spot for Emo Phillips. Rudner should have been picked. In fact, with the woman requirement I'm surprised nobody took Joan Rivers. What about Dennis Wolfberg? Or Ron White, or Bill Engvall, or ...
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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I was all set to take Wolfberg with my final pick. I remember him as really funny back in 9th grade when I would watch him on Comedy Central's Short Attention Span Theater. In doing my research, however, I found one of his routines on the web--and didn't really like it that much. I don't know if I found a bad routine, or if watching a guy on Window's Media Player while at work is not really the best environment . . . but I just was not laughing. And so I didn't want to take a chance and pick a guy that may have just been funny to me in 9th Grade. John Larroquette was on my "deep sleeper" list, too. |
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#440 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Man, nobody took Rosie O'donnell or Dave Couiler.
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kansas City, MO
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I would have selected Judy Tenuta and asked if Shari Lewis & Lambchop counted as one pick or two before I chose Joan Rivers. |
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kansas City, MO
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#443 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
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On the subject of "out of the box" picks, why not Weird Al in the variety category?
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#444 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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Part of me thought about Pee-Wee Herman for variety show, speaking of "outside the box"
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Weird Al was another pick. I figured he could have fit in variety or sketch. |
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#446 |
Head Cheerleader
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Caught somewhere between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace...
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Radii talked me out of taking Judy Tenuta in the 2nd round...seriously. I love her, she is my all time favorite female stand up comedian. She'd be up there for all time stand up comedian too.
Another guy I really really like is Steven Banks. I saw an HBO Special he did a few years ago - he was a guy working at home one night and kept getting distracted, doing all sorts of goofy stuff to avoid working. I only saw it once, but I still remember it and look for it on DVD every now and then, but have never been able to find it. I imdb'd him once, he is writing for Nick. cartoons like Jimmy Neutron now...disappointing that his comedy career didn't take off, but it's a tough business I guess. |
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#447 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Hampshire
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I was a little surprised, though not blown away, that Ben Stiller wasn't taken (or maybe i just completely overlooked it). Then again I'm a young buck.
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#448 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Pauly Shore will not take this snub standing down.
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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Almost, baby. Almost. |
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#450 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Alabama
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I mentioned earlier that there was someone that I viewed on the same level as Carson in Talk/Vareity . That person was Sid Caesar. His was the variety show for many years. Someone else I thought about for stand up I guess was Red Skelton. I remember watching his seagulls and dying laughing as a child.
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