12-15-2004, 12:14 PM | #401 |
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JAGus "mAd" MAXimus remained as still as he could in his hospital slab. Each breath he drew was like agony, but he had to pay it no mind: he needed to get the word out. Finally the scribe came to his room and began taking down his words.
"The House of Four Fingered Flynn has shown itself to be a haven for sniveling CHEATING weaklings. Without their actions this past match which sullied the honor that is the Thunderdome, I would not be in my current condition. Due to their treachery, I hereby dedicate myself to the erradication of that House and all it stands for. In addition, every fighter I kill from the Four Fingered Flynn stable will be mutilated in more and more brutal fashion until I have finally won my freedom. Consider this a warning and challenge to the cowards that reside in that House." Satisfied his words would be carried to the masses, JAGus finally stopped his speach and angrily waved the scribe out of his mudhut. Those Four Fingered Flynn scums would pay dearly once he was no longer able to see his own ribs. |
12-15-2004, 01:05 PM | #402 |
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12-15-2004, 01:07 PM | #403 | |
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12-15-2004, 03:26 PM | #404 | |
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12-15-2004, 06:28 PM | #405 |
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WEAPON SELECTION FOR THURSDAY:
Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here nor There (Rank 1, Malice Unchained) vs. Revile the Revolting (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) Weapons: Warhammer, Longsword, Spear, Spear Analysis: Erik Flamebeard gets a lucky draw as his Warhammer is amongst the weapons selected for the match. Revile doesn't feel to good about his selection. Look for Revile to try to control the Warhammer. If he can't do that, he'll likely try to keep Erik at range with the spear. Gunther GoBoom (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. Dr. Fantastic (Rank 1, Malice Unchained) Weapons: Claymore, Chainsaw, Claymore, Lead Pipe Analysis: Gunther like chainsaw. Gunther want chainsaw. Dr. Fantastic will make an attempt at the chainsaw also, but if that should fail, he will also try to keep Gunther and his chainsaw at range with one of the two claymores available. Gunther becomes a slight favorite over the doctor. Pilot the Cruel (Rank 1, House Corax) vs. Froggius (Rank 1, Pain Unlimited) Weapons: Claymore, Crowbar, Knife, Spear Analysis: Froggius gets the lucky draw here. As is usual in Rank 1 fights, a lot depends on weapon selection. If Froggius controls the Claymore, he'll chop Pilot to pieces. If Pilot controls the Claymore, it will be an even match. Pilot can take more damage than Froggius, but he hopes that he doesn't have to. Blade6119 (Rank 1, The House of Four Fingers) vs. The Chief (Rank 2, Pain Unlimited) Weapons: Machete, Spear, Chains, Spiked Club Analysis: No luck for either opponent. Blade6119 is skilled in Rapier and The Chief is skilled in the use of the chainsaw. Look for The Chief to use his Misdirection attacks when feasible to throw off Blade6119. The Chief is favored to win this fight. Hokius Maximus (Rank 2, House Corax) vs. Big Bad (Rank 1, Malice Unchained) Weapons: Chains, Axe, Warhammer, Lead Pipe Analysis: Both men get a stroke of luck in this match. At the gun, Big Bad will head for his Warhammer and Hokius will head for his Axe. The two will meet in the middle of the ring brandishing their weapons of choice and it will be a classic duel. As both men are proficient, watch for alot of parries. The match will most likely end abruptly if one of the two is able to penetrate the other's defense. Hokius can take a heavier hit than Big Bad and may need to in order to win. Early odds on this fight are 1:1. |
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12-16-2004, 09:10 AM | #408 |
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Gunther GoBoom smile as chainsaw is announced.
Gunther love chainsaw. Like to sleep with it in bed and smell the oil. Touch the teeth. Gunther need Kleenex. Prefers Puffs Plus with Aloe. |
12-16-2004, 10:48 AM | #409 |
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It's Thursday!
What does that mean, folks? Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There is ready for.......THUNNNNNNNNDERDOME! |
12-16-2004, 10:56 AM | #410 |
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Big Bad happy, both get best most favorite toys.
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12-16-2004, 11:49 AM | #411 |
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12-16-2004, 12:04 PM | #412 |
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Welcome, Everbody! To Week 4 of Thunderdome!
TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! First up on the card is: Erik Flamebeard (of the neither here nor there) vs. Revile the Revolting |
12-16-2004, 12:07 PM | #413 |
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Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here nor There (Rank 1, Malice Unchained) vs. Revile the Revolting (Rank 1, Bloodhaus)
Purse: $12,000 Weapons: Warhammer, Longsword, Spear, Spear At the paddocks it very apparent that Erik Flamebeard (of the neither here nor there) is overconfident. He got the weapon's draw that favored him. He looks to be in bad form, perhaps from all the partying last night. Revile, however, isn't quite revolting today. In fact, as the hanidcappers put it: "He's in the best shape of his short life." The line is set at 3:2 in favor of Revile despite weapon selection. The two men enter the ring and are led to their respective corners. Their shackles are released. The host takes the mic . . . "BEGIN!" Both men head directly for the warhammer. |
12-16-2004, 12:07 PM | #414 |
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Revile is agile as a cat today and gets to the warhammer first. As he's picking up the massive weapon, Erik coolly heads toward the nearest spear. Revile looks like he'll be able to get a shot off before Erik can pick up the spear. He swings with all his might . . .
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12-16-2004, 12:08 PM | #415 |
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And the warhammer is too unwieldy for the slender man. The warhammer slips from his grip and lands at the feet of Erik Flamebeard. Erik grabs the spear and chucks it excitedly at Revile, who is now heading for another weapon. The spear glances off of Revile's side opening a small wound. Revile bends over to pick up the spear that was thrown at him and Erik grabs for the hammer at his feet.
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12-16-2004, 12:09 PM | #416 |
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Erik gets the hammer and advances on Revile. With a cool swing, he strikes Revile in the stomach. Revile's rock hard abs absorb the blow as he rolls with the weak swing, resulting in superficial damage. Revile counters with a thrusting spear, but can't get a good strike in after his defensive maneuver. Erik, picks another angle with the hammer and raises it high to bring it down hard on Revile. Revile gets his spear up in time to block . . .
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12-16-2004, 12:10 PM | #417 |
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ERIK SMASHED!
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12-16-2004, 12:10 PM | #418 |
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But the force of the blow is to heavy and Revile's wirey arms can't handle the momentum of the swing. His arms give and the head of the hammer lands on his shoulder. Erik smiles, knowing that he got a good hit in. Revile can't mount a counter to the overhead swing.
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12-16-2004, 12:11 PM | #419 |
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Erik can smell victory and aggressively swings his hammer overhead again. Revile has had enough of the close range and backs outside of the hammer's range, leaving the hammer to strike the dirt beneath their feet. Revile counters with a sound thrust, but the master of the hammer parries the spearhead away.
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12-16-2004, 12:12 PM | #420 |
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Both men are now playing the range game, Erik tries to close the range and Revile tries to open it up. Erik charges Revile with the hammer swings right down Revile's center line. Revile cannot handle the charge and the warhammer connects with his head. The hammer hits Revile square in the forehead sending his head backwards, crushing his skull and breaking his neck. Revile collapses to the dirt below.
TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! Erik Flamebeard (of the neither here nor there) is promoted to Rank 2 and receives 1 prestige point. The Rooster collects the $12,000 purse and offers to train Erik how to better anticipate his opponents attacks. |
12-16-2004, 12:13 PM | #421 |
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Next up: Gunther GoBoom vs. Dr. Fantastic
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12-16-2004, 12:14 PM | #422 |
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Gunther GoBoom (Rank 1, Bloodhaus) vs. Dr. Fantastic (Rank 1, Malice Unchained)
Purse: $12,000 Weapons: Claymore, Chainsaw, Claymore, Lead Pipe The men enter the paddocks. As is customary, the challenger enters first. Gunther GoBoom walks in with steel in his eyes. He is in excellent form. Gunther often walks out close to the crowd and offers up phrases like, "Bet on Gunther or Gunther smash you!" or "Gunther go to the bathroom, then Gunther go to the ring, then Gunther GO BOOM!" Dr. Fantastic is looking in terrible shape coming out of the paddocks. The odds are closed at 3:1 in favor of Gunther, but what do oddsmakers know? The two men enter the arena. The host takes the microphone . . . "BEGIN!" Both men head for the chainsaw . . . |
12-16-2004, 12:15 PM | #423 |
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Gunther flies out of the corner and grabs the chainsaw, Dr. F changes course for the nearest claymore. Gunther gives the chainsaw cord a tug and it begins purring like a kitten in his hand. Dr. F gets to the claymore and picks it up. The two close their distance and Dr. F gets off the first swing . . .
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12-16-2004, 12:16 PM | #424 |
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Unwisely, Dr. F opts for a misdirection attack with his claymore. He brings the claymore overhead and swings downward at an angle. Halfway through the swing he rolls his hands over and attempts to cut back at the opposite downward angle. Gunther doesnt go for it and sparks fly off the claymore as the chainsaw blade strikes it away. Gunther counters . . .
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12-16-2004, 12:17 PM | #425 |
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And with an ugly swing, he connects . . . with the claymore again. I tell you, Gunther had Dr. F dead to rights, but attacked his sword instead of his body. Is Gunther just playing around? Gunther attacks again, this time stepping into better range and he swings with the chainsaw. Dr. F looks like a natural with the claymore and parries the chainsaw away. Dr. F counters with an aggressive swing of his own . . .
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12-16-2004, 12:18 PM | #426 |
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And once again metal and sparks ring out as Gunther blocks with the chainsaw. Both men circle, Gunther's face tells a story of confusion, while Dr. F's tells a story of desperation. Dr. F moves in as Gunther opps for a defensive stance. Gunther blocks and has his combination set up as he moves into range on Dr. F. Whack! Whack! Whack! and Dr. F has three gashes on his body. One in the leg, and two in the abdomen. Dr. F staggers backwards . . .
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12-16-2004, 12:19 PM | #427 |
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Gunther isn't wasting any more time as he steps in to finish off the job. Revving the chainsaw, he stabs the chainsaw into Dr. F's chest the chainsaw bites and blood starts to fly everywhere as it is ejected from Dr. F's body by the hungry chainsaw. That's about all Dr. F can take as his body goes limp and the claymore drops from his hand.
TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! Gunther GoBoom is promoted to Rank 2 and receives 1 prestige point. Demetrius Cavish collects the $12,000 purse and buys Gunther shoulder-guard armor. |
12-16-2004, 12:20 PM | #428 |
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Next up: Pilot the Cruel vs. Froggius
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12-16-2004, 12:21 PM | #429 |
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Pilot the Cruel (Rank 1, House Corax) vs. Froggius (Rank 1, Pain Unlimited)
Weapons: Claymore, Crowbar, Knife, Spear It is apparent in the paddocks before the match that Pilot the Cruel is just not in the shape he needs to be in to win a fight. Froggius is in decent shape and has the weapon selection in his favor. The question is: Are Pilot's cruel intentions enough to win him the fight? Let's find out. The odds going into the match are 5-2 in favor of Froggius. Today's host of honor is none other than Jesse "The Body" Ventura. Jesse takes the mic and calls out the start . . . "BEGIN!" The two men dart for the claymore. |
12-16-2004, 12:22 PM | #430 |
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Pilot thanks the lord as he gets to the claymore first. Froggius doesn't give it up easily, though and puts a shoulder into Pilot's ribs. Froggius slams into Pilot and knocks him to the ground. Pilot, not wanting to give up control of the claymore, takes it to the ground with him and lands on it! The claymore opens a deep slice in Pilot's side.
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12-16-2004, 12:22 PM | #431 |
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Pilot, in pain tries to escape Froggius, but Froggius grabs for the claymore that Pilot is laying on. The two men roll around on the ground for a moment, but Pilot eventually escapes from Froggius. Now Froggius has a panicked look on his face. Where's the nearest weapon?!! Pilot swings the great sword at Froggius . . .
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12-16-2004, 12:23 PM | #432 |
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But Froggius is too quick and he gets out of the sword's arc. Froggius spots the crowbar and makes a break for it with Pilot following close behind. Pilot swings and misses the dodgy young Frog-boy yet again. Froggius grabs hold of the crowbar and brings it into ready position before Pilot swings again. That claymore looks much bigger than that crowbar . . .
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12-16-2004, 12:24 PM | #433 |
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Well that sucked.
Stay tuned for the next incarnation.
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12-16-2004, 12:25 PM | #434 |
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But the crowbar is solid enough to block the claymore's strike. Froggius attempts to move into range with the crowbar as Pilot cautiously backs up and swings. Once again, the crowbar proves to be trusty shield as Froggius scoops the claymore's blade away with its hook. Froggius counters with a short inside swing. He swings and Pilot moves out of the way at the last moment to avoid the blow. Out of his defensive stance, Pilot counters with a cut of his own . . .
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12-16-2004, 12:25 PM | #435 |
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And connects . . . with the very tip, barely leaving a scratch on his opponent. As both men begin to fatigue, they both charge each other in hope to end the brawl quickly. The claymore comes in first, and once again Froggius is able to hook the blade away. This time, Froggius counters with the unhooked end of the crowbar with a thrust to the chest . . .
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12-16-2004, 12:27 PM | #436 |
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And the sharpened end lands squarely in Pilot's chest breaking the sternum and puncturing his heart. Pilot staggers backwards clutching his heart, with a look of disbelief staring back at Froggius. Froggius stands like a statue, posing for photos after he retracted the crowbar from Pilot's chest. Pilot falls to the ground and his world goes black.
TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! Froggius is promoted to Rank 2 and receives 1 prestige point. Torbjorg collects the $12,000 purse and offers to train Froggius in one of the fighting styles Normal,Defensive, Aggressive, Misdirection). |
12-16-2004, 12:27 PM | #437 |
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Next up: The fight you've all been waiting for! Can Blade6119 shake his dynasty curse?
Blade6119 vs. The Chief |
12-16-2004, 12:28 PM | #438 |
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12-16-2004, 12:28 PM | #439 |
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Froooooogggggggiuuuuussssssss!
Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There demands you present yourself for Smashing! Hammers crush frogs quite nicely. Even Froggiuses. You will be smashed by Erik. |
12-16-2004, 12:29 PM | #440 |
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Blade6119 (Rank 1, The House of Four Fingers) vs. The Chief (Rank 2, Pain Unlimited)
Purse: $18,000 Weapons: Machete, Spear, Chains, Spiked Club As Blade6119 walks out onto the stage at the paddocks, it seems as though a black cloud is following him. He often spoke of dreams about dead ancestry. Would this be the fateful day that he dreaded all his life? The oddsmakers say: Yes! - 6:1 in favor of The Chief. Blade6119 is in horrible form and, you guessed it, The Chief is in superb form. Jesse "The Body" looks solemly upon Blade6119 as he picks up the microphone . . . "BEGIN!" The Chief heads for the chains. Blade 6119 heads for the machete. |
12-16-2004, 12:30 PM | #441 |
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The two men reach their weapons at nearly the same time. They both pick their weapons up and The Chief starts closing the gap. Blade6119, attempting to avoid the inevitable, takes up a defensive stance. When The Chief gets into range, however, it is Blade6119 who is first to strike. The Chief easily avoids Blade6119's weak attempt and counters . . .
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12-16-2004, 12:31 PM | #442 |
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The blow lands on the doomed Blade6119, striking him in the head. Blade6119 fatefully takes the blow and continues to fight unmoved, awaiting his impending destruction. But perhaps, that shot to the head knocked some sense into him . . . Blade6119 shifts his guard and attacks low, The Chief avoids the low shot, but that's exactly what Blade6119 wanted him to do . . .
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12-16-2004, 12:31 PM | #443 |
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Blade6119, midstrike, changes his angle and slice up The Chief's belly, opening a 5 inch cut on his stomach. The Chief is amazed by this, but swings back, obviously distracted by his bleeding stomach. Blade6119 easily avoids the chains, but slips in The Chief's blood . . .
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12-16-2004, 12:32 PM | #444 |
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Down goes Blade6119, to the dirt and The Chief chases him with the chains. Blade6119 rolls out of the way, but is unable to get up. The Chief swings again, but now he slips in his own blood. What the hell? Does The Chief bleed laundry detergent? Blade6119 siezes the opportunity and gets to his feet. Swinging wildly (as if he has a chance to win) Blade6119 strikes down on the prone Chief with his machete . . .
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12-16-2004, 12:33 PM | #445 |
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But is unable to connect. The Chief rolls out of his way and back up onto his feet. Both men look cautiously at the pool of blood and step away from it. Blade6119 strikes again as The Chief defends. The Chief avoids the machete and returns a shot with the chains which goes wide.
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12-16-2004, 12:35 PM | #446 |
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Falling back on what has worked, Blade6119 swings low again, but this time, The Chief is not fooled by the misdirection. The Chief steps to his left and Blade6119's following shot has no chance to hit. The Chief, however, has set himself up nicely and looses the chains at Blade6119's head once again. . .
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12-16-2004, 12:36 PM | #447 |
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And The Chief has unloads the most beautiful combination ever seen in the history of Thunderdome, hitting his victim a total of five times. The chains strike Blade6119 first in the head causing blood to explode from the wound. The chains then return strike Blade6119 in the midsection, then in the knee, dropping Blade6119 to his other knee. The chains come back to strike Blade6119 in the head and close by wrapping around his neck. Blade6119 is dead before The Chief even begins to choke Blade6119 with the chains. The Chief holds the choke for a moment, just for show, before letting the ill-fated Blade6119 drop to the ground.
TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! The Chief has been promoted to Rank 3 and has earned 1 prestige point. Torbjorg collects the $18,000 purse and offers to further teach The Chief in stylization.The Chief will be in the infirmary for two weeks due to the nasty wound on his stomach. He'll be able to fight again in week 7 (Dec 28). |
12-16-2004, 12:37 PM | #448 |
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Next up: The main event!
Hokius Maximus vs. Big Bad Let's get it on! |
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Hokius Maximus (Rank 2, House Corax) vs. Big Bad (Rank 1, Malice Unchained)
Weapons: Chains, Axe, Warhammer, Lead Pipe Both men come into the paddocks in decent for. Hokius Maximus is in worse shape than Big Bad, but form shouldn't be a factor in this fight. Instead look for the fight to end quickly as the two men have weapons available to them that they are proficient in. The early odds stay true as the book closes with the fighter at 1:1. Jesse "The Body" takes the stand of the main event. Both men are directed to their corners as the lovely dancers dance about them wearing next to nothing. In fact, one dancer makes the comment, "So THAT's why they call you Big Bad!" Big Bad tries to focus, instead, on the fight, but is failing miserably. Jesse takes up the microphone and gives the command . . . "BEGIN!" The fighters leave their corners and head for their weapons . . . |
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Hokius gets to the axe first and picks it up. Big Bad does the same at the warhammer pedestal. The two men walk toward the center of the ring cautiously. Hokius is the first to attack. He cocks his axe back and swings horizontally across Big Bad's midsection. Big Bad takes a step back, avoiding the blow, before swinging heavily with the warhammer . . .
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