Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 66: Kate Upton

[zums]

[Matthean]

No way I'm eating fast food with that many jalapenos on it. That's just asking for some intestinal hate mail.

P.S. Those ads from them are played out. Even Paris Hilton did the Carl's Jr. ads. 7 years ago.

[Critch]

Originally Posted by Matthean

No way I'm eating fast food with that many jalapenos on it. That's just asking for some intestinal hate mail.

Poor girl will have an ass like the Japanese flag if she eats all of that.

[Flasch186]

After eating that I would blow my load?

[bulletsponge]

if picked jalepenos on a burger is too much for you, then you need to man up

[Danny]

71%????? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

[Matthean]

Originally Posted by Danny

71%????? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

Welcome to December.

[Danny]

Originally Posted by Matthean

Welcome to December.

I plan to post my disbelief every time it crosses my mind. Expect Maximum Football post counts by the time we are done.

[Flasch186]

Thats how I feel about Mara.

[DougW]

Originally Posted by Danny

71%????? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

Actually, that may be closer to accurate than you may think. I'd say the percentage of gay males = 20%ish, so that really only leaves 10% of guys with poor taste. I can deal with that.

(I am indeed joking that EVERYONE that says Kate Upton isn't hot is either 1) Gay or 2) has poor taste.)

[mckerney]

[DanGarion]

Can I get a mod to lock this thread.

[sovereignstar v2]

Interesting how this forum has turned into every other forum on the internet over time.

[Matthean]

[CrimsonFox]

Originally Posted by DanGarion

Can I get a mod to lock this thread.

PLEASE! Have had enough of this cunt. (I warned you)

[Izulde]

Seriously? Being a whiny bitch to get a thread locked when there's no reason for it?

Some people need to swap out their panties, cuz that shit is all bunched up in their cracks.

[DougW]

LOL.. Lock the thread ! Lock it !

What we have here, is a thread that was created to gather opinions of fellow forum users on the "HoTness" of celebrities. Keep in mind, if 99% of any of them came to you with their "A game" in the club, you're suddenly putty. I get that they are graded against each other and not against my local grocery store greeter, so they're not gonna get the deserved 90% on almost all of them. In most cases (to some degree), these girls have found their success - by being Hot.

So, the polls run, and people don't understand some of the results, and mostly healthy dialog begins. Where's the harm ? What's the hurt ? Where's the law that says "I think she's hot, why don't you" ? Where's the debacle with the response ?

Guys talking about whether or not a girl is hot. Happens all the time. All the time. And often when the dude that thinks she's hot can't convince the 'doubter', it ends with .. "Well, you must be gay, cuz she's hot."

[Matthean]

I don't think Kate looks like that in a club unless it's a themed night.

[DanGarion]

Originally Posted by Izulde

Seriously? Being a whiny bitch to get a thread locked when there's no reason for it?

Some people need to swap out their panties, cuz that shit is all bunched up in their cracks.

You understand this is a joke right? I consider the HoN threads the neverending threads for the people they are about.

[DanGarion]

Honestly I'm just getting tired of the if she isnt' hot you must be gay response, it's getting old and really immature.

[DougW]

Originally Posted by DanGarion

I really don't get the "If you vote not, you are gay" comments... And honestly they are getting old.

I'm now going to say the same thing to anyone that doesn't like baseball. If you don't like baseball you are gay. Because that is a perfectly logical assumption.

Originally Posted by DanGarion

Honestly I'm just getting tired of the if she isnt' hot you must be gay response, it's getting old and really immature.

Check, Dan doesn't understand how people think.

See, if Bettie is really hot to Jim and Frank, but Peter NutLovah thinks she's not. Then it has to be asked .. why ? Jim and Frank seriously just can't understand. It's like cave-man stuff .... "Girl Pretty" "Uugh"

Jim and Frank immediately begin to question if it's possible they're wrong, and check her out again - maybe they missed something. Maybe she has big toes in her eye sockets. So, they check. And they conclude .. nope, the girl is HOT ! Which can mean only 1 thing 'Ole NutLovah is wrong. He's either Gay .. or he has poor taste (cuz - any taste outside of my own is poor). But, probably Gay .. cuz NO ONE has that poor taste.

Seriously though .. I work with about 1200 people, and if we ran a test - split them all into small groups, and ran this scenario (maybe had to "plant" a few Nos, if groups had a full yes group). Then let them talk about it for 1/2 hour, keeping on topic ... I'm positive the "must be gay" would come up hundreds of times.

[RedKingGold]

Originally Posted by DanGarion

Honestly I'm just getting tired of the if she isnt' hot you must be gay response, it's getting old and really immature.

In my thought bubble, DanGarion is saying this with his hands on his hips covered by a frilly white apron.

[Rizon]

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[Matthean]

Welcome to three days ago. Also, the burger crunches.

[johnnyshaka]

Southwest Patty Melt...whatever, that's a Johnnyshaka Boxer Shorts Mess.

[DaddyTorgo]

That sandwich looks absolutely disgusting to me...but I would eat a dozen of them back-to-back for 12 minutes in the backseat with her.

Sweet jesus.

[DanGarion]

For you guys. Honestly this is the best I think she has looked (and it's slowly starting to make me think she is hot...)

Happy Easter from Kate from LOVE on Vimeo.

[RedKingGold]

Just like sinners after Easter, you have been redeemed.

[DanGarion]

It's now time for her to pose nude.

[mckerney]

Yes.

[mckerney]

To both the video and her posing nude.

[cadmus2166]

http://youtu.be/MFmYtX6Qro4

Embedding is disabled, but since the above video was deleted, here is your link to continued Kate Easter hotness!

[Matthean]

Originally Posted by DanGarion

It's now time for her to pose nude.

Spoiler

Google "Kate Upton Muse"

[cartman]

There is now a video of her doing another dance. The "Cat Daddy", this time in a string bikini. I think I broke something.

[Matthean]

Originally Posted by cartman

There is now a video of her doing another dance. The "Cat Daddy", this time in a string bikini. I think I broke something.

I have to give her credit for knowing to whore herself as much as possible while it last.

[weegeebored]

Originally Posted by Matthean

I have to give her credit for knowing to whore herself as much as possible while it last.

Interesting that you say that about Upton when clearly most of the HoNs do variations of the same thing. Didn't you vote Hot for JLH? So someone like that is not whoring herself out when she does a show ironically about...whoring herself out?

[Suicane75]

Whore on me, when you're not strong, and I'll help you carry on. Whore on me Kate Upton, you groovy chick you, let's do sex.

[mckerney]

Originally Posted by Matthean

Spoiler

Google "Kate Upton Muse"

But I want real nudity.

[Matthean]

Originally Posted by weegeebored

Interesting that you say that about Upton when clearly most of the HoNs do variations of the same thing. Didn't you vote Hot for JLH? So someone like that is not whoring herself out when she does a show ironically about...whoring herself out?

I would say at least some of them have tried to be known for something besides their physical beauty. Until proven otherwise, there is nothing else to Kate and she really is selling her beauty while she can. The Easter video is a perfect example of her doing something the others wouldn't.

In terms of JLH, she earned a soft spot back in her Party of Five days. Seeing her in something like The Client's List just makes me roll my eyes. It's bottom feeder to the point of being degrading. I think she tried to be a more serious actress and accepted the fact that it wasn't going to happen. If not for being on a network who's carried by older watchers,aka CBS, I'm not sure she even gets The Client List gig in the first place. The Ghost Whisperer basically got her that show.

[Danny]

I forgot who I voted over her, but the finals in HoN really should have been Upton and Kiebler.

[spleen1015]

She was on Dan Patrick yesterday and she was entertaining. Maybe my standards are lower than some, but she was funny and engaging. She didn't seem like she was a dumbass hot chick to me.

[Matthean]

Originally Posted by Danny

I forgot who I voted over her, but the finals in HoN really should have been Upton and Kiebler.

Alba beat her.

[PilotMan]

Originally Posted by spleen1015

She was on Dan Patrick yesterday and she was entertaining. Maybe my standards are lower than some, but she was funny and engaging.

So she was cocky and funny?

Originally Posted by spleen1015

She didn't seem like she was a dumbass hot chick to me.

Like that would have mattered!

[Rizon]

Originally Posted by cartman

There is now a video of her doing another dance. The "Cat Daddy", this time in a string bikini. I think I broke something.

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[tyketime]

I love me some "Cat Daddy"

[PilotMan]

Spoiler

[Matthean]

Note the guy in the video is Terry Richardson. The video has also been pulled from YouTube. I honestly don't know why considering the content. A girl dancing in a bikini? Seriously?

Richardson has been repeatedly accused of sexual abuse throughout the past decade.[2][3][11] As reported in The Globe and Mail, he once claimed of the fashion world, "It's not who you know, it's who you blow."[12] Numerous models he worked with in the past, most prominently Danish model and filmmaker Rie Rasmussen and Jamie Peck, have reported their experiences of both sexual harassment and coercion in his studio. "He takes girls who are young, manipulates them to take their clothes off and takes pictures of them they will be ashamed of," said Rasmussen to the New York Post. Richardson did not respond to the article's publication.[13] Peck, who was 19 at the time, reported that Richardson requested she "take out my tampon for him to play with" and later pressured her into masturbating him with her hand, telling her, "if you make me come, you get an A."[14]

Following the publication of these allegations, the website Jezebel.com called on other models to come forward with their experiences with Richardson. Jenna Sauers, a model-turned-blogger for the site, stated she received numerous anonymous accounts of the photographer's behavior: "I have heard from a lot of models that he has worked with that all say his M.O. is the same. You suddenly get naked and then he touches you and he goes further and further. But you're surrounded by his assistants and they are validating his actions."[15]

In response to these allegations, Richardson has said, "Some people think they're degrading to women. And those are great reactions to get, because the same people who are saying that are secretly taking dumps on people or like to drink piss or whatever. Everybody has their trips."[11] Model Noot Seear has defended him, pointing out that he does not pressure those he works with into doing anything they are uncomfortable with,[16] while designer Marc Jacobs, although admitting problems within the industry, has said that as a person Richardson is "not ill-spirited."[17]

[Matthean]

Link to the video. It's so incredibly short and tame I'm wondering if it simply got pulled due to Richardson being involved.

Kate Upton- Cat Daddy on Vimeo

[Grover]

Still not hot.

[DanGarion]

And still not nude.