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dawgfan · 12-31-2009, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by judicial clerk

Isn't anybody going to comment on the hotchick with the missing arm?!?

You mean the fact it's an amateurish Photoshop job?

21C · 01-01-2010, 07:19 AM

Neuqua · 01-01-2010, 07:36 PM

DaddyTorgo · 01-01-2010, 07:39 PM

wow that bus is sweet!

sterlingice · 01-02-2010, 09:41 AM

Yeah, the bus is neat

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Glengoyne · 01-02-2010, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

You mean the fact it's an amateurish Photoshop job?

Amateurish? Looks convincing to me. Of course I didn't spot the missing arm the first time around.

dawgfan · 01-02-2010, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Glengoyne

Amateurish? Looks convincing to me. Of course I didn't spot the missing arm the first time around.

Look at the left side of the picture next to the girl and below her "stump", where her arm would continue down. Look at the edge of her breast and the fuzziness and not very smooth line of that edge. Look at the person behind the girl and how odd she looks below her shoulders in the area where the arm would've been. Look at the odd black shape rising up from the bottom of the picture - what the hell is that? Looks like the person used a large paint brush in Photoshop set to black to draw over something and never bothered to try to make it look like anything.

Look at the right side of the picture of the girl - see the fuzziness of the side of her hips where her other arm would be hanging alongside her body.

Look at the whole picture - you think a hot girl with amputated stumps of arms wouldn't be getting at least a few looks from the multiple people behind her?

If you've spent any time with photo editing software, it's easy to pick out the flaws in this Photoshop job...

JediKooter · 01-02-2010, 02:43 PM

I don't know. The right hand looks like she is pointing at the camera and that gives the illusion that her right arm is short. Her left arm, it's hard to tell because of the hair and again, the angle of the shot. I'll have to look again.

dawgfan · 01-02-2010, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

I don't know. The right hand looks like she is pointing at the camera and that gives the illusion that her right arm is short. Her left arm, it's hard to tell because of the hair and again, the angle of the shot. I'll have to look again.

Yeah, if I had to guess I'd say her right arm was indeed pointing at the camera and in the original, un-touched image her hand probably ended just below her breast (just below where the fuzzy, uneven edging is in the current, Photoshopped image). Still have no idea what that black image is in the lower left part of the picture, but I doubt it was there in the original - as I said, looks like the dude did a large size brush stroke to cover something up.

Her left arm was pretty clearly resting along the side of her torso and hip - again, look at the fuzzy edge of her left side.

I'm a little surprised anyone thought this wasn't a faked image...

JediKooter · 01-02-2010, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

Yeah, if I had to guess I'd say her right arm was indeed pointing at the camera and in the original, un-touched image her hand probably ended just below her breast (just below where the fuzzy, uneven edging is in the current, Photoshopped image). Still have no idea what that black image is in the lower left part of the picture, but I doubt it was there in the original - as I said, looks like the dude did a large size brush stroke to cover something up.

Her left arm was pretty clearly resting along the side of her torso and hip - again, look at the fuzzy edge of her left side.

I'm a little surprised anyone thought this wasn't a faked image...

Ahhhh ok. The 'black' thing to her right (our left) looks like an extremely poor attempt at adding a fake shadow to compensate for the photochopping of her arm. Plus, the new shadow doesn't match the angle of the other real shadows. Yup, her left arm has been take out as well. Also, look at the side of her right boob, it's rather unusually 'lumpy'.

Mustang · 01-02-2010, 05:55 PM

Photoshop or not, it still proves out that

boobs > arms
face > arms

In order to determine whether boobs > face or vice versa, we need to airbrush out the head or boobs to see if anyone notices right away.

SackAttack · 01-02-2010, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mustang

Photoshop or not, it still proves out that

boobs > arms
face > arms

In order to determine whether boobs > face or vice versa, we need to airbrush out the head or boobs to see if anyone notices right away.

It's kinda like the Barney hotness graph, only it goes the other way.

Be honest - would you check out the rack on that "wild snorlax" photo from a few pages ago, or run screaming before you got that far?

Danny · 01-02-2010, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SackAttack

It's kinda like the Barney hotness graph, only it goes the other way.

Be honest - would you check out the rack on that "wild snorlax" photo from a few pages ago, or run screaming before you got that far?

Face > Boobs

Like you said here, doesn't matter what kind of boobs someone has if they have an ugly face, but a girl can still be cute with a nice face and no boobs. Ideally, there is both though

JediKooter · 01-02-2010, 07:38 PM

Yup, face before boobs. Body before boobs too. But, I'm single so what do I know?

dawgfan · 01-02-2010, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Yup, face before boobs. Body before boobs too. But, I'm single so what do I know?

That you should be doing as much field research as possible to test your hypotheses...

JediKooter · 01-03-2010, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

That you should be doing as much field research as possible to test your hypotheses...

Damn fine point dawgfan.

Lathum · 01-03-2010, 01:27 PM

sterlingice · 01-03-2010, 02:18 PM

Mark Mangino?

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DataKing · 01-03-2010, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

Mark Mangino?

SI

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Shkspr · 01-03-2010, 02:56 PM

All I know is that apparently that beverage cart ain't NEVER getting to my row.

DataKing · 01-03-2010, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Shkspr

All I know is that apparently that beverage cart ain't NEVER getting to my row.

Becuase it won't be able to get past him, or because it will be empty?

Shkspr · 01-03-2010, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DataKing

Becuase it won't be able to get past him, or because it will be empty?

Well, clearly the diet sodas would be untouched.

Toddzilla · 01-04-2010, 10:24 AM

Is that guy 8 feet tall, too?

molson · 01-04-2010, 10:27 AM

Seriously - he has to be at least 7 feet, 600 lbs.

DataKing · 01-04-2010, 10:38 AM

Class.

JeeberD · 01-04-2010, 10:39 AM

He's probably having to sit on the arm rest, which will give him at least a six inch boost...

DataKing · 01-04-2010, 10:40 AM

I wonder why these never took off.

JeeberD · 01-04-2010, 10:42 AM

Dola-

http://www.flightglobal.com/blogs/un...-debate-a.html

Lathum · 01-04-2010, 10:47 AM

I think the way he is sitting makes him look taller. Apparently the picture was taken by a flight attendant to send to her boss because she is annoyed with having to deal with complaints about large people on the planes.

Rizon · 01-04-2010, 10:52 AM

How do they wheel the refreshment car down the isle?

Rizon · 01-04-2010, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

How do they wheel the refreshment car down the isle?

Ah, nm, I am too slow.

Kodos · 01-04-2010, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

How do they wheel the refreshment car down the isle?

Admittedly, the sand and uneven terrain makes it difficult.

Subby · 01-04-2010, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

Admittedly, the sand and uneven terrain makes it difficult.

Don't forget the cannibals!

mckerney · 01-04-2010, 03:26 PM

sterlingice · 01-04-2010, 03:29 PM

That seems like a really dangerous place to be standing and doing something that requires a lot of balance... or is that not what I should be taking from that picture?

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Rizon · 01-04-2010, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

That seems like a really dangerous place to be standing and doing something that requires a lot of balance... or is that not what I should be taking from that picture?

SI

Fail.

Shkspr · 01-04-2010, 06:46 PM

This bidding war for LeBron James is getting out of hand.

Senator · 01-04-2010, 06:50 PM

New Age Semaphore Code

JediKooter · 01-04-2010, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

Welp, I'm done here.

Pumpy Tudors · 01-04-2010, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Welp, I'm done here.

Well, I'm sure not cleaning up!

Grammaticus · 01-04-2010, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by molson

Seriously - he has to be at least 7 feet, 600 lbs.

He's sitting on the hand rests.

lighthousekeeper · 01-04-2010, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Grammaticus

He's sitting on the hand rests.

No, his prostate ate the hand rests.

DanGarion · 01-05-2010, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

That's a shot I'm willing to take...

Tasan · 01-05-2010, 01:18 AM

I'm guessing the whole team took that shot.

lighthousekeeper · 01-05-2010, 01:34 AM

...i'll bet she gets into early foul trouble...

...i'd like to watch her throw some free throws...

...you just know the team throws her some bounce passes...

...i bet she double dribbles...after getting a full court press

...i'm guessing she can execute the Princeton offense...

Pyser · 01-05-2010, 01:36 AM

why do basketball players make for lousy lovers? because they dribble before they shoot.

tip your waitress.

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