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Old 06-07-2011, 04:13 PM   #4301
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She claims that she has the ability to turn off traffic lights without touching them. I was pretty much all in once she told me that.

So to speak.

I like it. That's exactly the type of weird I like.

By the way, last episode of "Game Of Thrones"... Dong of the year, my friend. Dong. Of. The. Year.
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Old 06-07-2011, 04:15 PM   #4302
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I like it. That's exactly the type of weird I like.

By the way, last episode of "Game Of Thrones"... Dong of the year, my friend. Dong. Of. The. Year.
I'M ALL IN!!!!!!!!!!

My wife watches the show every week, and I don't understand why she doesn't inform me of this. She has seen dong of the year, and I haven't. Disappointing.
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Old 06-07-2011, 04:17 PM   #4303
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dong of the year > dong in the ear
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Old 06-07-2011, 04:18 PM   #4304
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dong of the year > dong in the rear

Fixed that for ya.
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Old 06-07-2011, 04:19 PM   #4305
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that one I can't speak from personal experience. but if you say so
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Old 06-07-2011, 04:22 PM   #4306
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Not sure which one is worse...but I'm pretty certain that both are bad.
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Old 06-07-2011, 04:23 PM   #4307
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I can get behind that argument
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Old 06-07-2011, 04:25 PM   #4308
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if any of you guys reference dongs on my facebook page after i add this chick tonight, you are all dead
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Old 06-07-2011, 04:44 PM   #4309
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I like it. That's exactly the type of weird I like.

By the way, last episode of "Game Of Thrones"... Dong of the year, my friend. Dong. Of. The. Year.

HODONG!
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Old 06-07-2011, 04:54 PM   #4310
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A couple of weeks ago, I was asked if I am willing to spend the 2011-2012 school year mentoring juniors and seniors from the women's college that shares a building with my employer. Seriously? Do they really want me to do this? What the hell am I going to show them? How to make orgasm noises in the cafeteria?
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Old 06-07-2011, 08:49 PM   #4311
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it's a women's college. does it matter what they want you to do?
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Old 06-07-2011, 08:55 PM   #4312
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What the hell am I going to show them?

That's what they should be worried about
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Old 06-07-2011, 08:56 PM   #4313
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A couple of weeks ago, I was asked if I am willing to spend the 2011-2012 school year mentoring juniors and seniors from the women's college that shares a building with my employer. Seriously? Do they really want me to do this? What the hell am I going to show them? How to make orgasm noises in the cafeteria?

Dong. Of. The. Year.
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Old 06-08-2011, 08:43 AM   #4314
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Jolly Ranchers chews are the best candy ever. Holy cow.
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Old 06-08-2011, 08:47 AM   #4315
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While I agree that they taste good, the wrappers are a hindrance. Much prefer the starburst type wrappers that open easily.
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Old 06-08-2011, 08:53 AM   #4316
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While I agree that they taste good, the wrappers are a hindrance. Much prefer the starburst type wrappers that open easily.

Starburst are too soft and the flavor of the Jolly Ranchers are way more intense in a good way. But point well taken. I have no idea why I like them so much, but I hadn't had them before...got them like two weeks ago and now I'm hooked.
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Old 06-08-2011, 10:45 AM   #4317
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A couple of weeks ago, I was asked if I am willing to spend the 2011-2012 school year mentoring juniors and seniors from the women's college that shares a building with my employer. Seriously? Do they really want me to do this? What the hell am I going to show them? How to make orgasm noises in the cafeteria?

Just tell them you were the boyfriend of Fawn Liebowitz (she was killed in a kiln explosion). That should at least get a sympathy grope in the back of a car.
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Old 06-08-2011, 10:54 AM   #4318
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Just tell them you were the boyfriend of Fawn Liebowitz (she was killed in a kiln explosion). That should at least get a sympathy grope in the back of a car.

Like Pumpy needs to use a line
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:24 AM   #4319
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Like Pumpy needs to use a line

Ah, very true. He makes the Dos Eques guy look like an amateur.
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:52 AM   #4320
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Ah, very true. He makes the Dos Eques guy look like an amateur.

Stay Pumpy my friends.
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Old 06-08-2011, 11:55 AM   #4321
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Stay Pumpy my friends.

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Old 06-08-2011, 12:21 PM   #4322
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Stay Pumpy my friends.
I have used the same sig on FOFC for all these years, but I am damn close to changing it to this now.
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Old 06-08-2011, 01:22 PM   #4323
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Pumpy's new ad campaign...
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Old 06-08-2011, 01:31 PM   #4324
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Stay Pumpy my friends.

We should be so lucky but what chance do we really have?

Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris' beard both tremble at the prospect of even trying to live up to that elevated standard.
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Old 06-08-2011, 01:35 PM   #4325
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A sad update: The strange woman from yesterday does not allow the public to try to add her as a friend on Facebook. Unfortunately, Facebook sees me as part of the public, so I was unable to add her as a friend even though I could view part of her profile. Until she decides to send me a friend request, I'll just have to keep banging away at her.

So to speak.
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Old 06-08-2011, 08:50 PM   #4326
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So I'm watching a rerun of How I Met Your Mother today. It's the episode when Marshall forgets to put his suit pants in his gym bag, Barney intercepts his backup pants, cuts them up, and Marshall is forced to give a presentation in suit shorts. Hilarity ensues.

But I noticed something during the presentation on Marshall's laptop screen, and took a pic with my phone.



Original air date was March 2009. "Bad Teacher", starring Jason Segal, comes out June 23rd.

Can't say I've seen this before.

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Old 06-08-2011, 08:53 PM   #4327
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They must have altered that...wow. That's cool. Nice catch.
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Old 06-08-2011, 10:21 PM   #4328
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curry ketchup is awesome.

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Old 06-08-2011, 11:20 PM   #4329
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I wouldn't be surprised if Bad Teacher had been cast by then, or even partially filmed.
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:26 AM   #4330
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The google page is pretty awesome for Les Paul's birthday
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Old 06-09-2011, 08:52 AM   #4331
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I had the taste of stale ice in my mouth when I woke up.

It has stayed with me through breakfast and coffee--both of which had kind of a stale ice taste to them.

Dreams are fucking weird.
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Old 06-09-2011, 08:55 AM   #4332
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Old 06-09-2011, 09:26 AM   #4333
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Have the people who make dishwasher racks every loaded one? None of my shit seems to fit right.
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Old 06-09-2011, 09:37 AM   #4334
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Have the people who make dishwasher racks every loaded one? None of my shit seems to fit right.

+1

This is one of those frequent gnat bite irritations in my life that usually results in a profusion of profanity.
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Old 06-09-2011, 09:39 AM   #4335
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+1

This is one of those frequent gnat bite irritations in my life that usually results in a profusion of profanity.

Thank you! I just had to jam a fucking bowl in because it wouldn't fit.
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Old 06-09-2011, 10:03 AM   #4336
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Old 06-09-2011, 10:14 AM   #4337
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I wouldn't be surprised if Bad Teacher had been cast by then, or even partially filmed.

Looked it up, Diaz was cast in December 09.
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Old 06-09-2011, 10:19 AM   #4338
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Old 06-09-2011, 10:25 AM   #4339
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Bummed out that I did not get an invitation to my oldest step daughters high school graduation. Ex said the invite was sent. Yup and you said you'd never cheat on me either.

On another note, I really really really despise pop up ads, but, what I hate almost as much are the ads that now extend themselves from the top of the screen down, to block everything. Not cool and not what I expected when trying to log onto FOFC today.
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Old 06-09-2011, 10:27 AM   #4340
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re: Bad Teacher -- this movie unexpectedly caught my eye the other night when I noticed that the commercial feature Noah Munck aka Gibby from iCarly. I usually get a kick out of spotting kids from one of the small screen shows getting big screen exposure & this definitely made me smile.

He's the kind of supporting cast kid actor that I think could have a decent career, even if he's typecast, because he's above average at playing the gimmick & has actually been given some character development so there's some attachment to him.
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Old 06-09-2011, 10:35 AM   #4341
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Old 06-09-2011, 10:42 AM   #4342
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re: Bad Teacher -- this movie unexpectedly caught my eye the other night when I noticed that the commercial feature Noah Munck aka Gibby from iCarly. I usually get a kick out of spotting kids from one of the small screen shows getting big screen exposure & this definitely made me smile.

He's the kind of supporting cast kid actor that I think could have a decent career, even if he's typecast, because he's above average at playing the gimmick & has actually been given some character development so there's some attachment to him.


I totally agree.
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:45 PM   #4343
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Wait...Shirley Temple is still alive?

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Old 06-09-2011, 12:53 PM   #4344
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Yikes, not so cute anymore.

She's what, 92 now? (not in this pic obviously)
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Old 06-09-2011, 01:08 PM   #4345
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According to wikipedia, she's 83.
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Old 06-09-2011, 08:59 PM   #4346
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Looked it up, Diaz was cast in December 09.

In case anyone else is still interested, while in a bar tonight HIMYM was being played on the TV that would have been showing NYY-BOS if not for rain...and another episode where a "Bad Teacher" ad was digitally entered into a scene, this time on a newspaper stand on the street.

This shit is everywhere!
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Old 06-09-2011, 09:05 PM   #4347
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In case anyone else is still interested, while in a bar tonight HIMYM was being played on the TV that would have been showing NYY-BOS if not for rain...and another episode where a "Bad Teacher" ad was digitally entered into a scene, this time on a newspaper stand on the street.

This shit is everywhere!

Very interesting.
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Old 06-10-2011, 05:15 PM   #4349
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Old 06-10-2011, 05:24 PM   #4350
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I totally agree.

Not only did they get Gibby(who will be the Chris Penn of our children's generation), they also got the black kid from Role Models. He was pretty awesome in that movie.
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