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Old 12-19-2009, 09:49 PM   #4151
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Is that Christina Hendricks? The face says no, the rest says yes.

She benefits a lot from good makeup.
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Old 12-19-2009, 09:50 PM   #4152
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Nah, it's just more the angle. And that she looks plastered. She's still gorgeous.
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Old 12-19-2009, 09:55 PM   #4153
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Is that just a screencap from its always sunny (The chick on the right looks like the waitress) or is that the actor who plays Dennis with hot chicks in real life?
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Old 12-19-2009, 09:56 PM   #4154
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It's the actor with the Waitress (who is married to Charlie IIRC). And Joan Holloway apparently.
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Old 12-19-2009, 10:09 PM   #4155
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If you put Amy Adams face on her, you would have the perect woman (other than my wife).
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Old 12-19-2009, 10:10 PM   #4156
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Old 12-20-2009, 12:50 PM   #4157
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Old 12-20-2009, 08:17 PM   #4158
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Old 12-20-2009, 08:32 PM   #4159
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Now. If I find that spoon pun hilarious does that mean I had too much to drink?
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Old 12-20-2009, 08:49 PM   #4160
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Now. If I find that spoon pun hilarious does that mean I had too much to drink?

Yes.
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Old 12-20-2009, 11:40 PM   #4161
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Old 12-21-2009, 02:10 PM   #4162
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Old 12-21-2009, 02:17 PM   #4163
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I want this shirt.
that's frigging great
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Old 12-21-2009, 04:15 PM   #4164
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Would love to see the front of this picture, and know the background...
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Old 12-21-2009, 04:21 PM   #4165
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Can't be all that good or he'd be laying in a jumbled heap on the ground after having crashed his bike (or at least turning the hell around for another pass).
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Old 12-21-2009, 04:24 PM   #4166
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Would love to see the front of this picture, and know the background...
Those things are what most of us call "trees".
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Old 12-21-2009, 05:35 PM   #4167
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Can't be all that good or he'd be laying in a jumbled heap on the ground after having crashed his bike (or at least turning the hell around for another pass).
I'd guess he's riding his bike as slow as possible while still remaining upright.
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Old 12-21-2009, 09:15 PM   #4168
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Old 12-21-2009, 09:55 PM   #4169
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Would love to see the front of this picture, and know the background...
In my imagination, she's got the face of Kate Beckinsale and the rack of a (pre-breast reduction) Jennifer Connelly.
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Old 12-22-2009, 02:54 PM   #4170
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In my imagination, she's got the face of Kate Beckinsale and the rack of a (pre-breast reduction) Jennifer Connelly.

I've seen the picture from the front pov...imagination makes this picture better.
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Old 12-22-2009, 02:58 PM   #4171
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I've seen the picture from the front pov...imagination makes this picture better.

It could be a young boy, though (s)he is wearing women's wedges.
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:06 PM   #4172
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It could be a young boy, though (s)he is wearing women's wedges.

No it's really a woman, but she probably wouldn't get many hot votes around here. I think it's still a cool picture though. I kind of wish I wouldn't have seen the front.
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:06 PM   #4173
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No it's really a woman, but she probably wouldn't get many hot votes around here. I think it's still a cool picture though. I kind of wish I wouldn't have seen the front.

Now I want to see!
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:14 PM   #4174
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Now I want to see!

You can find the front-side of the picture at digg. In the comments section there's a link right at the top. Here's a link to the comments, but I (obviously) can't link the picture itself here.

http://digg.com/people/You_Brightened_My_Day
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:14 PM   #4175
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Ah yeah, just found it. She's cute.
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:19 PM   #4176
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To make up for all the "blah blah blah"...

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Old 12-22-2009, 03:22 PM   #4177
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No it's really a woman, but she probably wouldn't get many hot votes around here. I think it's still a cool picture though. I kind of wish I wouldn't have seen the front.

Looks fine to me.
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:22 PM   #4178
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no no gkb - that is supposta be the "hot girl" pic on the first post of the next page!
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:23 PM   #4179
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No it's really a woman, but she probably wouldn't get many hot votes around here. I think it's still a cool picture though. I kind of wish I wouldn't have seen the front.

looks absolutely fine to me
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:39 PM   #4180
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No it's really a woman, but she probably wouldn't get many hot votes around here. I think it's still a cool picture though. I kind of wish I wouldn't have seen the front.

She's cute to me. I vote hot!
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Old 12-22-2009, 03:59 PM   #4181
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Old 12-23-2009, 09:19 AM   #4182
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Old 12-23-2009, 11:39 AM   #4183
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I'm color blind so I can't really figure this out - except for the blue arrows. I'm just going to assume everything else indicates sex.

Nice

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Old 12-23-2009, 03:52 PM   #4184
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So, here is my call on these three.

#1 – obviously we start with the sweater kittens. Sure it’s mostly due to a great bra and shirt combination, but let’s give credit where credit is due, those are spectacular. But she seems all too aware of just how cute she is, which will be a problem down the road. Any relationship with this woman would clearly end with her thinking, “I’m way too hot for this shit.” And of course she would be right.

#2 – Probably cute enough under the right circumstances, she’s trying to pull off the smile at the camera and drink at the same time look, which is obviously hard to do so we will give her a pass. The important part is that she is in a beer hall and clearly enjoying herself. But is “Probably cute enough under the right circumstances” enough? I say no. We can do better.

#3 – She looks like she’s probably pretty, it’s hard to tell since her face is buried in a giant stein of beer. This is how we know she’s the one, because it’s clearly a staged picture for the first two. #1 is thinking “show off the cute boobs” #2 is thinking “make a funny face so everyone knows how much fun I’m having.” #3 though, she’s thinking “BEER armph gulp gulp armph.” Odds are she’ll look at this picture later and think, “huh, I don’t remember taking that.” I’m guessing there are a lot of pictures out there that #3 doesn’t remember taking. Of these girls, #3 is clearly the pick.
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Old 12-23-2009, 04:06 PM   #4185
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I. J. Reilly, I've seen that picture posted hundreds of times across every forum I read, but I've never seen such a well thought out analysis of what's going on in it. Bravo, sir.
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Old 12-23-2009, 04:10 PM   #4186
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he's clearly right...#3 is the "hidden gem" of this picture
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Old 12-23-2009, 04:46 PM   #4187
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I. J. Reilly, I've seen that picture posted hundreds of times across every forum I read, but I've never seen such a well thought out analysis of what's going on in it. Bravo, sir.



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Old 12-23-2009, 06:26 PM   #4188
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I. J. Reilly, I've seen that picture posted hundreds of times across every forum I read, but I've never seen such a well thought out analysis of what's going on in it. Bravo, sir.



Thoughtful and insightful - overall a fucking outstanding breakdown of the girls.
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Old 12-23-2009, 06:41 PM   #4189
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lol...yes good post, I.J. Reilly.
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Old 12-23-2009, 07:55 PM   #4190
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To make up for all the "blah blah blah"...

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Old 12-23-2009, 07:57 PM   #4191
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Old 12-23-2009, 07:58 PM   #4192
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Old 12-23-2009, 08:08 PM   #4193
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he's clearly right...#3 is the "hidden gem" of this picture

Who cares.. I'll take my chances with #1 who is extremely hot on the MizzouRah hot-o-meter.. wow she's attractive to say the least.. and has a body to go with it.

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Old 12-23-2009, 08:12 PM   #4194
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Old 12-23-2009, 08:14 PM   #4195
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Old 12-23-2009, 08:25 PM   #4196
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Sorry to break the chain of hot chicks and stuff.....but thought I'd post our department's brand new Type III fire engine. Four wheel drive and short wheelbase for wildland fires as well as rural areas within out District.

Promises to see action all over California next fire season....



Now go back to the girls.

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Old 12-23-2009, 09:05 PM   #4197
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Even though I know it's probably not real, "I still want to make love to you" had me cracking up.
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Old 12-23-2009, 09:33 PM   #4198
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Even though I know it's probably not real, "I still want to make love to you" had me cracking up.

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