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stevew · 05-11-2011, 08:13 AM

Had White Castle late last night. Wow does my stomach feel fucked right now. If you could synthesize the fart I just made, we wouldn't need waterboarding

MJ4H · 05-11-2011, 09:11 AM

RomaGoth · 05-11-2011, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

The link wouldn't open for me, but there was a time if I could get into a hot chicks pants by pretending to be a navy SEAL I would have done it.

Odd....it opened for me.

Lathum · 05-11-2011, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by RomaGoth

Odd....it opened for me.

I'm at work

JediKooter · 05-11-2011, 10:53 AM

I need to get some more ambien. I took it for a couple of months and I had to have a beer or two before it would finally kick in.

Still trying figure out how I adopted one of Angelina Jolie's kids though.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-11-2011, 11:24 AM

The hottest woman at my job is wearing the hottest outfit in the world right now. I'm about to tell her that, so it's pretty likely that I'll be out of a job in a few minutes. If they let me use my computer once more before I'm escorted from the building, I'll report back and tell you all how it went.

JediKooter · 05-11-2011, 11:26 AM

Get pics first plz.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-11-2011, 11:30 AM

Welp, in hindsight, I probably should not have done that. I'll try to blame it on Ambien.

Rizon · 05-11-2011, 11:36 AM

Cats are like rats but without souls.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-11-2011, 11:40 AM

While I'm still able to post, does anyone here need a business analyst or perhaps someone with experience in purchasing coal mining equipment?

JediKooter · 05-11-2011, 11:41 AM

Coal mining equipment? Do you guys sell doves?

Ksyrup · 05-11-2011, 11:41 AM

I could use someone with Outlook calendar appointment scheduling experience.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-11-2011, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Coal mining equipment? Do you guys sell doves?

Canaries, my man. And no.

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I could use someone with Outlook calendar appointment scheduling experience.

Yes!

By the way, I see somebody coming down the hall toward me. Not sure what's about to happen, but I feel compelled to ask if it's customary to be handcuffed during an exit interview.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-11-2011, 11:46 AM

And I'll be sure to post pics from the woman's Facebook page. That can't possibly go wrong, huh?

JediKooter · 05-11-2011, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Canaries, my man. And no.

Thank you for the correction. Ok, how about those hats with the candle in them?

Pumpy Tudors · 05-11-2011, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Thank you for the correction. Ok, how about those hats with the candle in them?

Yes.

JediKooter · 05-11-2011, 11:51 AM

Sweet!! Do you sell Peruvian miners by any chance?

Pumpy Tudors · 05-11-2011, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Sweet!! Do you sell Peruvian miners by any chance?

Yes.

My "yes" answers are getting increasingly stranger considering that I no longer work for the coal mining company.

JediKooter · 05-11-2011, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Yes.

My "yes" answers are getting increasingly stranger considering that I no longer work for the coal mining company.

Don't let that stop you!

stevew · 05-11-2011, 12:00 PM

Stopped working in coal, but still like to deal in the black lung.

Lathum · 05-11-2011, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Sweet!! Do you sell Peruvian miners by any chance?

I find this comment disgusting and unfunny. Those poor miners were trapped underground for weeks with only water, food, ipods, iphones, macbooks, and Rita Hayworth, supplies that could only be lowered through a hole.

JediKooter · 05-11-2011, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I find this comment disgusting and unfunny. Those poor miners were trapped underground for weeks with only water, food, ipods, iphones, macbooks, and Rita Hayworth, supplies that could only be lowered through a hole.

Hey...wait a minute...they weren't midget miners were they?

RomaGoth · 05-11-2011, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

Hey...wait a minute...they weren't midget miners were they?

Hmmm....maybe that's why DT only hears from her once a year?

DaddyTorgo · 05-11-2011, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

And I'll be sure to post pics from the woman's Facebook page. That can't possibly go wrong, huh?

+1

hey...in fairness i'm not boxed or anything.

JediKooter · 05-11-2011, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by RomaGoth

Hmmm....maybe that's why DT only hears from her once a year?

I think you're on to something.

DanGarion · 05-11-2011, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MacroGuru

Yeah, you would have then posted it, been chastised for it, and then had it deleted without your request....so it's a good thing your iPod was there to make sure the pic didn't come out properly.

But if you pretend you didn't take the picture no one would care, it's only is you personally took it and have a personal story about it.

DanGarion · 05-11-2011, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

The hottest woman at my job is wearing the hottest outfit in the world right now. I'm about to tell her that, so it's pretty likely that I'll be out of a job in a few minutes. If they let me use my computer once more before I'm escorted from the building, I'll report back and tell you all how it went.

Same thing with the hottest woman in my department, she's wearing the most killer sweater today. DAMN. I kept having to try real hard not to stare when she was asking me questions about a projector.

DanGarion · 05-11-2011, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I find this comment disgusting and unfunny. Those poor miners were trapped underground for weeks with only water, food, ipods, iphones, macbooks, and Rita Hayworth, supplies that could only be lowered through a hole.

The miners were from Chile, but I guess to most of you they all look the same...

M GO BLUE!!! · 05-11-2011, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

The miners were from Chile, but I guess to most of you they all look the same...

In the dark, yeah.

JediKooter · 05-11-2011, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

The miners were from Chile, but I guess to most of you they all look the same...

Nope, I want Peruvian miners. They don't get stuck.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-11-2011, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I find this comment disgusting and unfunny. Those poor miners were trapped underground for weeks with only water, food, ipods, iphones, macbooks, and Rita Hayworth, supplies that could only be lowered through a hole.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-11-2011, 03:25 PM

I think I have a stalker. She doesn't know where I live, but she knows where I bowl. She has signed up to join one of my leagues this summer. Help.

Chief Rum · 05-11-2011, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I think I have a stalker. She doesn't know where I live, but she knows where I bowl. She has signed up to join one of my leagues this summer. Help.

Just go screw her. She'll go away after that.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-11-2011, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Just go screw her. She'll go away after that.

That would make my wife and my penis unhappy with me. I can send her your way if you like, but then you might be unhappy with me, too.

Wait, let me show you a picture.

Never mind.

JediKooter · 05-11-2011, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

She has signed up to join one of my leagues this summer. Help.

What's her average?

JonInMiddleGA · 05-11-2011, 03:34 PM

Am I the only person who finds it amusing that people, given the general geekiness level here, are giving DT shit for going out with a Hobbit?

RomaGoth · 05-11-2011, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I think I have a stalker. She doesn't know where I live, but she knows where I bowl. She has signed up to join one of my leagues this summer. Help.

Is she a midget miner?

DaddyTorgo · 05-11-2011, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Am I the only person who finds it amusing that people, given the general geekiness level here, are giving DT shit for going out with a Hobbit?

I'd hardly saying I'm going out with her. That makes it sound present tense. How about "giving DT shit for having gone out with a Hobbit one time?"

JediKooter · 05-11-2011, 03:49 PM

Like the old saying goes: Once you go hobbit...

RomaGoth · 05-11-2011, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

I'd hardly saying I'm going out with her. That makes it sound present tense. How about "giving DT shit for having gone out with a Hobbit one time?"

Has she asked for the "One Ring" yet? If so, run.....

DataKing · 05-11-2011, 04:00 PM

I bet she's a helluva cook though...

JediKooter · 05-11-2011, 04:09 PM

Gives "Journey through Middle Earth" a whole new meaning.

Lathum · 05-11-2011, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DataKing

I bet she's a helluva cook though...

mostly short order stuff...

Pumpy Tudors · 05-11-2011, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

What's her average?

120

Run away! Run away!!!

JediKooter · 05-11-2011, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

120

Run away! Run away!!!

That is a huge red flag for sure.

JonInMiddleGA · 05-11-2011, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

I'd hardly saying I'm going out with her. That makes it sound present tense. How about "giving DT shit for having gone out with a Hobbit one time?"

I started with the phrase "dating a Hobbit" and edited that down what you saw since it sounded less permanent. Don't be picky

DaddyTorgo · 05-11-2011, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

I started with the phrase "dating a Hobbit" and edited that down what you saw since it sounded less permanent. Don't be picky

LOL.

Chief Rum · 05-11-2011, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

I started with the phrase "dating a Hobbit" and edited that down what you saw since it sounded less permanent. Don't be picky

Heh...I didn't hold back. That's more or less what I put in the FB pathetic post thread.

stevew · 05-11-2011, 05:45 PM

Roto-tilled a garden into my back yard today. Ton of work, but hopefully it will be worth it. My dad's tiller is from like 1983. Still works like a champ. No way one you'd buy today would last 20 some years.

Chief Rum · 05-11-2011, 05:51 PM

Heck, almost 30.

05-11-2011, 09:11 AM	#4002
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	:o

05-11-2011, 10:53 AM	#4005
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	I need to get some more ambien. I took it for a couple of months and I had to have a beer or two before it would finally kick in. Still trying figure out how I adopted one of Angelina Jolie's kids though. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

05-11-2011, 11:24 AM	#4006
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	The hottest woman at my job is wearing the hottest outfit in the world right now. I'm about to tell her that, so it's pretty likely that I'll be out of a job in a few minutes. If they let me use my computer once more before I'm escorted from the building, I'll report back and tell you all how it went. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-11-2011, 11:26 AM	#4007
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Get pics first plz. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

05-11-2011, 11:30 AM	#4008
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Welp, in hindsight, I probably should not have done that. I'll try to blame it on Ambien. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-11-2011, 08:13 AM	#4001
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Had White Castle late last night. Wow does my stomach feel fucked right now. If you could synthesize the fart I just made, we wouldn't need waterboarding

05-11-2011, 11:36 AM	#4009
Rizon Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Oakland, CA	Cats are like rats but without souls.

05-11-2011, 11:40 AM	#4010
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	While I'm still able to post, does anyone here need a business analyst or perhaps someone with experience in purchasing coal mining equipment? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-11-2011, 11:41 AM	#4011
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Coal mining equipment? Do you guys sell doves? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

05-11-2011, 11:41 AM	#4012
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I could use someone with Outlook calendar appointment scheduling experience. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-11-2011, 11:46 AM	#4014
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	And I'll be sure to post pics from the woman's Facebook page. That can't possibly go wrong, huh? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-11-2011, 11:51 AM	#4017
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Sweet!! Do you sell Peruvian miners by any chance? __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

05-11-2011, 12:00 PM	#4020
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Stopped working in coal, but still like to deal in the black lung.

05-11-2011, 03:25 PM	#4032
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I think I have a stalker. She doesn't know where I live, but she knows where I bowl. She has signed up to join one of my leagues this summer. Help. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-11-2011, 03:34 PM	#4036
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Am I the only person who finds it amusing that people, given the general geekiness level here, are giving DT shit for going out with a Hobbit? __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis Last edited by JonInMiddleGA : 05-11-2011 at 03:35 PM.

05-11-2011, 03:49 PM	#4039
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Like the old saying goes: Once you go hobbit... __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

05-11-2011, 04:00 PM	#4041
DataKing Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Chicago	I bet she's a helluva cook though... __________________ Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty)

05-11-2011, 04:09 PM	#4042
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	Gives "Journey through Middle Earth" a whole new meaning. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

05-11-2011, 05:45 PM	#4049
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Roto-tilled a garden into my back yard today. Ton of work, but hopefully it will be worth it. My dad's tiller is from like 1983. Still works like a champ. No way one you'd buy today would last 20 some years.

05-11-2011, 05:51 PM	#4050
Chief Rum Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where Hip Hop lives	Heck, almost 30. __________________ . . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready.

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