New girl!! - Page 8

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-06-2005, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

And Farrah, what we really want to see are the pictures that Arlie has of you which he used as blackmail to get you to hook up with him in the first place. Talk about marrying up.

Has Arles ever told the story of how we started dating? That is indeed an interesting story...

There is no blackmail photos or anything like that. I keep trying to tell him we have a nice digital camera, let's use it. But he doesn't seem to be too into that.

Arles · 01-06-2005, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

I keep trying to tell him we have a nice digital camera, let's use it. But he doesn't seem to be too into that.

Or maybe I'll already have.

Have you looked at sportsimwives.com lately?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-06-2005, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Arles

Or maybe I'll already have.

Have you looked at sportsimwives.com lately?

I hope they're at least tasteful nudes.

sportsfan13 · 01-06-2005, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by CleBrownsfan

Okay guys - you haven’t been brutal yet

She knows about the “Porno” Julia chick in
San Diego and she watches porn with me - so it’s nothing I was hiding.

Hey Nicki - we do have that spread eagle shot of you we could post on here... not!! She is an amazing gf - who can complain about having a gf who likes: all sports (hell - she knows more sports trivia than I do), poker, beer, and porn/sex.

Now you guys be nice to her!!!

I think EVERYONE on FOFC knows about the "porno" slut from Cali....lol.

Honey, I think we should post the pic of you wearing pink thongs....

CamEdwards · 01-06-2005, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Arles

Or maybe I'll already have.

Have you looked at sportsimwives.com lately?

You lie! There is no such website. 30 days in the box with you!!!!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-06-2005, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

You lie! There is no such website. 30 days in the box with you!!!!

I don't know what is more disturbing - that Arlie's trying to register that domain as we speak, or that Cam actually went to look.

sportsfan13 · 01-06-2005, 09:41 AM

By the way, I never got the chance to comment about the Alf centerfold shot......It was disturbing. I had nightmares.....

Arles · 01-06-2005, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

You lie! There is no such website. 30 days in the box with you!!!!

In the words of the timeless Norm from Cheers - "Put it on my tab".

WSUCougar · 01-06-2005, 09:44 AM

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Sab, breasts aren't taffy.

Solecismic gold.

Oh, and sportsfan13, you still owe us a pic, pls, k, thx.

And I think we need a "Girls of FOFC" calendar. Can I get a second on the motion?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-06-2005, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

And I think we need a "Girls of FOFC" calendar. Can I get a second on the motion?

I'm in. Only if I get a cut of the profits.

CamEdwards · 01-06-2005, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Solecismic gold.

Oh, and sportsfan13, you still owe us a pic, pls, k, thx.

And I think we need a "Girls of FOFC" calendar. Can I get a second on the motion?

As disturbing as Sab's "breasts as taffy" philosophy is, I think I'm bothered more by noop's fetish of punching breasts. He's brought it up twice now.

I'm all for a good ass-smacking, but punching breasts seems a little too violent to me.

Raven Hawk · 01-06-2005, 09:47 AM

The big question on everbody's mind . . .

Who's gonna get the threadkill on this thread?

WSUCougar · 01-06-2005, 09:47 AM

You realize, of course, men of my generation automatically associate the word "Farrah" with naughty thoughts. We can't help ourselves. It's downright Pavlovian.

WSUCougar · 01-06-2005, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

I'm all for a good ass-smacking

This thread has so much QOTM material I'm half-tempted to join Franklin's Don Quixote-like campaign to reinstate the damn thing.

SirFozzie · 01-06-2005, 09:48 AM

poor sportsfan13.. she must be reading this thread and be thinking "the horror.. the horror.."

Little does she know this is NORMAL round these here parts.

Samdari · 01-06-2005, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

poor sportsfan13.. she must be reading this thread and be thinking "the horror.. the horror.."

Little does she know this is NORMAL round these here parts.

Right. Except the part where there are females.

sportsfan13 · 01-06-2005, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Solecismic gold.

Oh, and sportsfan13, you still owe us a pic, pls, k, thx.

And I think we need a "Girls of FOFC" calendar. Can I get a second on the motion?

I'll getcha one....I like the calendar idea, but too bad we could only have January-August because of the limited number of girls!! I'm sure some of the guys here wouldn't mind filling in for a month!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-06-2005, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

You realize, of course, men of my generation automatically associate the word "Farrah" with naughty thoughts. We can't help ourselves. It's downright Pavlovian.

Are you saying you're old enough to be my father?

Who do you think gave me this name?

sportsfan13 · 01-06-2005, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

poor sportsfan13.. she must be reading this thread and be thinking "the horror.. the horror.."

Little does she know this is NORMAL round these here parts.

Not horrorified.....just overwhelmed! I am trying to catch up with all the posts.

WSUCougar · 01-06-2005, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

poor sportsfan13.. she must be reading this thread and be thinking "the horror.. the horror.."

Are you kidding? Center of male attention, without the horrors of actually having to look and/or interact with them? This is like chick heaven.

Raven Hawk · 01-06-2005, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Who do you think gave me this name?

Network executives? Big Tobacco?

WSUCougar · 01-06-2005, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Are you saying you're old enough to be my father?

Bartender! I need a beer to cry in.

Your dad's 40?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-06-2005, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Raven Hawk

Network executives? Big Tobacco?

My father had the poster laminated and is still in the garage.

Its kinda creepy.

sportsfan13 · 01-06-2005, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

As disturbing as Sab's "breasts as taffy" philosophy is, I think I'm bothered more by noop's fetish of punching breasts. He's brought it up twice now.

I'm all for a good ass-smacking, but punching breasts seems a little too violent to me.

Boob punching sounds like a very weird fetish. That doesn't sound like pleasure.....more like pain! I'm gonna have to go with a no on the whole boobypunching thing...

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-06-2005, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by sportsfan13

Boob punching sounds like a very weird fetish. That doesn't sound like pleasure.....more like pain! I'm gonna have to go with a no on the whole boobypunching thing...

Nipple pinching is worse. A playful pinch is fine, but trying to rip them off is just not a turn on.

sportsfan13 · 01-06-2005, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Are you kidding? Center of male attention, without the horrors of actually having to look and/or interact with them? This is like chick heaven.

Agreed

SirFozzie · 01-06-2005, 09:58 AM

FOFC Stands Firm against the boobypunching.

sportsfan13 · 01-06-2005, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Nipple pinching is worse. I playful pinch is fine, but trying to rip them off is just not a turn on.

Have you ever had that experince where a pleasure moan had turned into a blood-curdling screech of pain because "Romeo" thinks your nipple is a bolt that needs tightening???

JAG · 01-06-2005, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by sportsfan13

I'll getcha one....I like the calendar idea, but too bad we could only have January-August because of the limited number of girls!! I'm sure some of the guys here wouldn't mind filling in for a month!

There's a certain pic of SkyDog wearing patriotic panties that is required viewing. Maybe that could go in the calendar.

Samdari · 01-06-2005, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Nipple pinching is worse. A playful pinch is fine, but trying to rip them off is just not a turn on.

Sounds like a way to get a message to your husband without a direct confrontation. Well played.

WSUCougar · 01-06-2005, 10:00 AM

I find caressing just below the nipple can be, um...effective.

sportsfan13 · 01-06-2005, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by JAG

There's a certain pic of SkyDog wearing patriotic panties that is required viewing. Maybe that could go in the calendar.

It sounds like we have our picture for the month of July!!

CamEdwards · 01-06-2005, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

I find caressing just below the nipple can be, um...effective.

I've got such a great comment but I fear the wrath of Skydog..

dammit.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-06-2005, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by sportsfan13

Have you ever had that experince where a pleasure moan had turned into a blood-curdling screech of pain because "Romeo" thinks your nipple is a bolt that needs tightening???

It involved my right nipple, teeth and a sneeze.

Ouch.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-06-2005, 10:04 AM

SkyDog and his patiotic panties deserve the cover of the calendar.

sportsfan13 · 01-06-2005, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

It involved my right nipple, teeth and a sneeze.

Ouch.

That could be one of the funniest, yet saddest somments I have ever read! I am currently at work, laughing and cringing at my desk while co-workers are starting to gather. Owww...

WSUCougar · 01-06-2005, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

I've got such a great comment but I fear the wrath of Skydog..

dammit.

PM me

sportsfan13 · 01-06-2005, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by sportsfan13

That could be one of the funniest, yet saddest somments I have ever read! I am currently at work, laughing and cringing at my desk while co-workers are starting to gather. Owww...

And just so all know, Clebrownsfan is surprisingly gentle and is skilled in the art of not biting nipples off.

(You're welcome for the compliment, honey!

)

SirFozzie · 01-06-2005, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by sportsfan13

And just so all know, Clebrownsfan is surprisingly gentle and is skilled in the art of not biting nipples off.

So, at pleasuring you that way, he really sucks?

(Grin, Duck, RUNNNNNN!!)

Suicane75 · 01-06-2005, 10:13 AM

This thread is making my testicles hurt.

sportsfan13 · 01-06-2005, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by SirFozzie

So, at pleasuring you that way, he really sucks?

(Grin, Duck, RUNNNNNN!!)

Yes, I guess you are right. He literally does suck

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-06-2005, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

This thread is making my testicles hurt.

Did someone sneeze?

sportsfan13 · 01-06-2005, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

This thread is making my testicles hurt.

Oh my....

CamEdwards · 01-06-2005, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Has Arles ever told the story of how we started dating? That is indeed an interesting story...

so are you going to tell us the story or what?

Ksyrup · 01-06-2005, 10:18 AM

I always thought tea bags were good for the common cold...

Suicane75 · 01-06-2005, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Did someone sneeze?

The sensation was nearly the same.

sportsfan13 · 01-06-2005, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

Did someone sneeze?

After the sneeze story, I am soo lucky my BF doesn't have allergies!

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 01-06-2005, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

so are you going to tell us the story or what?

Maybe. But I think that probably deserves it's own thread.

CamEdwards · 01-06-2005, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I always thought tea bags were good for the common cold...

Suicane75 · 01-06-2005, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I always thought tea bags were good for the common cold...

A friend and I had a debate about this subject, I would bring up the argument here but I have a feeling it would take things way over the line.

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WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	You realize, of course, men of my generation automatically associate the word "Farrah" with naughty thoughts. We can't help ourselves. It's downright Pavlovian. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

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