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[kingfc22]

Originally Posted by lytic

what happened to the rest of the fights... I've been waiting all day!!! The suspense is killing me!

All the smack talking got in the way. Now where is that Euro Trash.

[lytic]

Originally Posted by Achilles

First Name: Alex
Last Name: Anderson-Atinger
Nickname: Triple A(AAA)
Left or Right Handed: Left
Hometown: North Pole, Antartica

Dude, that's some funny shit...

[Calis]

Originally Posted by lytic

what happened to the rest of the fights... I've been waiting all day!!! The suspense is killing me!

I think it was considered obvious that you stood no chance in your fight, so Marmel didn't even bother to run it. I can't say as I blame him.

[lytic]

This coming from a guy at Hill AFB? Did it take you all day to think that one up? I know there is nothing else to do there...

[Becky'sBabes]

I am not at all sure if I did this right...but here it is, lets see how he does...



First Name: P
Last Name:Whitaker
Nickname: Sweet Pea
Left or Right Handed: Left
Hometown: City, state and/or country: USA




Control vs. Boxer: 11
Control vs. Slugger: 11
Power: Duh...Power! 11





Chin Vs. Knockdown 2
Chin vs. Knockout 1
Recovery 3



Choose 1 which you want to be better at:


Absorb Punishment





Use 24 points among (max 10 in each category):

Killer Instinct 9
Aggresiveness 7
Endurance 8



you are better at fighting inside




Choose style:

Boxer

Choose foul frequency:
seldom

[lytic]

nevermind Marm... she went with a guy boxer anyway (see above).

[Calis]

Originally Posted by lytic

This coming from a guy at Hill AFB? Did it take you all day to think that one up? I know there is nothing else to do there...

Heh..very true. Had to take my shot though, it's not often I get to trash talk NCO's.

I do hate me some Hill AFB though.

Dang it, I am anxious to see this results though. I want to know if Gert has earned his shot yet!

[Marmel]

Co-Feature, scheduled for 10 rounds.


Jobu ‘The Suckpuppy’ Eckman (3-2) vs. Chris ‘The Silver Subby’ Shue (1-3-1)


Both fighters appear to be in great shape for this fight.



Eckman is the slugger and Shue the boxer, and in round 1 the boxing style won out with ease. Jobu was never able to find an opening and land a clean shot, but Shue was able to do so with ease.

Jobu landed a huge right hand early in round 2. With Eckman’s power you think Shue would be slowed down a bit, but he actually got more active and came back to win another round with ease.

Shue contines to pick apart Jobu in round 3. After working him over, he lands a flurry of punches to the head and body and sends Jobu down for a 4 count. Jobu gets up and Shue comes after him, landing some huge shots. Jobu looks like he might go down again. Shue blasts him with a right, but the ref jumps in between the fighters. Shue is screaming at the ref. Oh My, it appears the ref has DQ’d Shue without even giving him a warning. That last punch was a blatant backhand, but to stop the fight…..what a disgrace!


The winner, by DQ, is JOBU ‘THE SUCKPUPPY’ ECKMAN!!!!

[Marmel]

The Main Event, scheduled for 12 rounds.


Gertbeef ‘The Adversary’ Roe (4-0) vs. Lytic ‘Ravenhawk Killa’ Virus (2-1)

Both fighters look to be in great shape, for what will be a very important fight in each of their careers.


Roe is not going to overpower many fighters, but he is fast and so hard to hit, so he just wears his opponents out, and he gets a good start at it here in round 1.

Virus continues to have a lot of trouble getting Roe to stand still so he can land a punch. Roe is not overwhelming Virus, but still doing plenty of work to wear down Virus and take another round.

In round 3, Roe starts to take over this fight. A nice right to the face of Virus cuts him open on his left cheek. As virus swipes at the blood, Roe is quick enough to land some nice hooks to the ribs of Virus. Total domination by Roe in round 3, and Virus is quickly falling behind.

Virus is still unable to do any real damage to Roe in this fight. Roe’s defense and his speed is just too much right now. Meanwhile Roe’s offense was great in the last round, but otherwise it is just effective enough to keep racking up the rounds.

The domination continues in round 5. Virus is visably frustrated with the way his offense is completely ineffective tonight. Roe continues to do his thing and the pay off is starting to show as a swelling is popping up on Virus’s left eye.

In round 6, Virus finally lands a few big power punches which got Roe’s attention. Virus finally picks up a round, but halfway through the fight, I have Roe with 5 rounds to Virus’s 1 round.

Roe takes back control of the fight in the early going of round 7. This looks like the Roe of the first 5 rounds, but then the unthinkable. One huge power shot into the ribs of Roe sends him to the canvas for the first time in his career! Roe answers to a 7 count and the fight continues. Virus is all hyped up now and just unloads into the face of Roe, sending him right back down to the canvas for a 5 count! Roe gets out of the round, but that aura of invincibility has been shattered here in round 7!

Virus continues his assault on Roe in round 8. Roe is really shaken up after those knockdowns and his confidence level seems low. The ref has to break up the two men as the bell rings to end this round, one which Virus easily won.

This fight has completely turned around since the knockdown a few rounds back. Virus keeps it going in this round with his third knockdown of Roe! Roe answers to a 5 count this time and the round continues. Roe gets out of the round, but his lead has all but evaporated!

The first punch by Virus in round 10 cuts Roe’s face open pretty badly under his left eye. But then just that quickly, Roe turns the fight back around to his favor with a great showing here in the 10th. He looked like Roe from the early rounds and picked up a much needed round, and also caused some additional swelling to the eye of Virus, which his corner has done a great job on so far.

The two fighters went toe to toe in round 11, but Roe turned it on late in the round and gained a decisive advantage in the 11th round to pick up his second late round in a row.

Roe finished this fight as strong as he started it. We will soon find out of it was strong enough to overcome the three knockdowns he suffered.



Roy Francis scores the fight 114-112 for Gertbeef Roe.

Kim Key-Yun scores it 113-112 for Lytic Virus.

Mikael Hook scores it 113-112 for the winner, by split decision, GERTBEEF ‘THE ADVERSARY’ ROE!!!!!

[Marmel]

Here is the next card, sorry to those I could not fit in. After this post, you can sign up for the next card though.


Opening Bout: P Whitaker vs. Triple AAA - Debut Bout

Preliminary Bout #1: John Naumoff vs. Mr Miller

Preliminary Bout #2: Bruce Babson vs. Stan Gunner

Support Bout: Anthony Lee vs. David Gonzalez - Nickname Fight!

Co-Feature: Johnny Lee Paris vs. Lytic Virus - #1 contender fight

Main Event: Alexander Yakushev vs. Gertbeef Roe - FOFC Title Fight

[Calis]

Ughh! Virus broke my streak for being knocked down. Damn it all. Glad to see I pulled it off though, definitely my toughest fight so far.

Ready for KGB!

[JeeberD]

Hmmm, I'll take a win any way that I can get it, but that was still a pretty cheap victory.

[BYU 14]

Originally Posted by Marmel

See I like this! Special stipulation for this match, is the loser gives up his nickname and the winner gets to choose the new one for the losing fighter.

There we go...........

Eating limes and dropping rhymes, you hear me talk the talk.
The name is mine and suits me fine, and now I'll walk the walk.

When I take your tag away and on the floor your lying.
I'll name something nice and sweet so you won't go home crying.

I love the stipulation Marmel, we should fight in a Steel cage too

[Marmel]

Ranking, Fighter, Record, (Knockouts Scored)

1 Alexander Yakushev, 5-0 (2) - Champion
2 Johnny Lee Paris, 5-1-1 (4)
3 Gertbeef Roe, 5-0 (1)
4 Jobu Eckman, 4-2 (3)
5 David Yellope 4-3 (2)
6 Tony Williams, 3-3-1
7 Clyde Kong, 2-2-2 (1)
8 Neuq Otto, 3-2 (1)
9 Jeff Nights, 2-1-1 (1)
10 Rupert Pupkin, 2-2-1 (2)
11 Stan Gunner, 2-0
12 Shane Kormelink, 2-1
13 Colton Mayes, 2-4-1 (1)
14 Lytic Virus, 2-2 (2)
15 Charlie Swager, 1-1-1 (1)
16 Bruce Babson, 2-3 (2)
17 Anthony Lee, 1-0 (1)
18 Brandon Valike, 1-0 (1)
19 Walter Smith, 1-0
20 Travis Elkin 1-1 (1)
21 Chris Homan, 1-1 (1)
22 Todd Vicious 1-1
23 Chris Shue, 1-4-1
24 David Gonzalez, 1-4-1 (1)
25 Mr. Miller, 1-3
26 Mike Tokunaga, 1-3 (1)
27 John Naumoff, 1-3 (1)
28 Owen Provost, 0-1
29 Kevin Heath, 0-2
30 Ignacio Catalan, 0-2
31 Charles Norton, 0-2
32 AJ Tucker, 0-3

Unranked:

Alex Anderson-Atinger, 0-0
P whitaker, 0-0

[JeeberD]

Let's see, who did I lose to. Fuckin' Yellope and....Mr Miller? The 1-3 MM? What the hell?


Anywho, I want a shot at Roe on the next card. And if I'm lucky he might be the champ by that point and I'll get the belt next! Huzzah!!!

[Neuqua]

Who wants next?

[Blade6119]

2-0-1 to 4 straight loses...i hate my guy

[Kevin]

Dear Gertbeef:

I send you some cold cream to soothe those canvas burns on your back. Also enclosed is card from my brother who is denturist. He will help you be able to chew food again after our title bout.

Regards,
A. Yakushev

[MikeVic]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Let's see, who did I lose to. Fuckin' Yellope and....Mr Miller? The 1-3 MM? What the hell?


Anywho, I want a shot at Roe on the next card. And if I'm lucky he might be the champ by that point and I'll get the belt next! Huzzah!!!

Hah! Mr Miller had you running in circles!

[Blade]

Originally Posted by Travis

I'm ready to go against anybody who is willing to slug it out in the middle of the ring. No showboating required.

C'mon Travis...let's see who the better Canadian really is...

[Travis]

If it means getting back into the ring, I'm all for it. Should be plenty of rust to go around in this one.

[Subby]

I want a re-match with the SuckPuppy.

And I WANT IT NOW!!!!!

[JeeberD]

You like to suck your puppy's what???

[TRO]

2-2-2, getting better.

[SirFozzie]

Guh.. still 5th ranked some how.

Me needs win

[TRO]

I really need to kick the shit out of Subby.

[Scoobz0202]

Sign me up. :|

[lytic]

How can I knock him down 3 times and lose?

You were lucky Roe... You had better win the the belt, so I can beat you when it counts!

[Calis]

Originally Posted by lytic

How can I knock him down 3 times and lose?

You were lucky Roe... You had better win the the belt, so I can beat you when it counts!

Hell, that's what I get for skimming. I thought you just knocked 'ole Gert down once..three times though, ouch.

Gert has just assured me though that he just slipped on some sweat that had puddled up in the ring. I will be filing a complaint to the FOFC Ring Officials shortly. If there is such a thing. If not I'll file a complaint that there's not a Ring Official.

6-0 with the FOFC Title, I think Gert can live with that. I hope you've enjoyed your time in the sun KGB, because the clouds are 'a coming.

[lytic]

and Virus will be sending a complaint that Roe bought off the refs... 3 times down!

[Subby]

Originally Posted by TRO

I really need to kick the shit out of Subby.

Bring it on, SugarTits...

[mrkilla22]

First Name: Austin
Last Name: Powers
Nickname: Mojo
Right Handed
Hometown: Sacramento, CA

Control vs. Boxer: 14
Control vs. Slugger: 10
Power: 9

Chin Vs. Knockdown: 2
Chin vs. Knockout: 2
Recovery: 2


Absorb Punishment


Killer Instinct: 6
Aggresiveness: 8
Endurance: 10


fighting inside


Boxer


seldom

[lytic]

*bump*

[Calis]

I get the feeling KGB sabotaged this dynasty to avoid facing The Adversary!

Gert wants his title!

[MikeVic]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaarmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!

[StanGunner]

OH MARMEL!! Where art thou?

[korme]

JBL had a busy offseason, he'll probably post tomorrow (opening day tonight).

Anyways, YOUNG NASTY MAN is waiting for a challenger.

[Chappy]

First Name: Shamus
Last Name: Cahill
Nickname: 'Lowblow'
Right-Handed
Hometown: Swords, Ireland


Use 33 points among these three categories:

Control vs. Boxer: How well you fight against boxers (max 15) 7
Control vs. Slugger: How well you fight against sluggers (max 15) 13
Power: Duh...Power! (max 13) 13

Use 6 point among these three categories, 0 is the best, 6 is the worst, so a chin of 4 is so-so, but a chin of 0 is excellent.

Chin Vs. Knockdown 1
Chin vs. Knockout 1
Recovery 4

Choose 1 which you want to be better at:
Absorb Punishment

Use 24 points among (max 10 in each category):

Killer Instinct 10
Aggresiveness 7
Endurance 7

Better at Fighting Inside

Choose style:
Slugger

Choose foul frequency:
frequent

[Chappy]

My shillaly is out and ready to put a whoopin' on someone!

[msf518]

First Name:Stewie
Last Name:Griffin
Nickname:Baby
Left or Right Handed:Right
Hometown: City, state and/or country
Quahog, RI

Use 33 points among these three categories:

Control vs. Boxer: How well you fight against boxers (max 15)15
Control vs. Slugger: How well you fight against sluggers (max 15)15
Power: Duh...Power! (max 13)3



Use 6 point among these three categories, 0 is the best, 6 is the worst, so a chin of 4 is so-so, but a chin of 0 is excellent.

Chin Vs. Knockdown3
Chin vs. Knockout3
Recovery0



Choose 1 which you want to be better at:

Resistance to cuts:This one
Absorb Punishment





Use 24 points among (max 10 in each category):

Killer Instinct10
Aggresiveness4
Endurance10



Choose if you are better at fighting inside or fighting outside
outside



Choose style:
Slugger
Boxer This one

Choose foul frequency:
seldom

[tucker342]

who's man enough to take on the number 32 ranked (out of 32) AJ Tucker?

[SirFozzie]

In honor of XCCOOOOOOOOOOMMM...


BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

[Blade6119]

fozzie...wrong thread buddy

[Johnny93g]

Ill take you on Tucker, after my last win, I feel like I can beat the best...(and the worst)

[Marmel]

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

JBL had a busy offseason, he'll probably post tomorrow (opening day tonight).

Anyways, YOUNG NASTY MAN is waiting for a challenger.

This is right on target. Tonight is a bit busy as well, but if I can't run it tonight, tomorrow for sure. Sorry for the hold up.

[lytic]

Good to see you back Merm... I was addicted to this dynasty for a while and had some major withdrawls... I blamed it on my wife, since she posted and you went away...

[Kevin]

KGB is getting antsy. No challenge in beating up dissidents in Gulag.

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by Marmel

This is right on target. Tonight is a bit busy as well, but if I can't run it tonight, tomorrow for sure. Sorry for the hold up.

Stinking liar...

[Petey]

First Name: Peter
Last Nameavidson
Nickname:Peteywheat
Right Handed
Hometown: Milwaukee, WI

Control vs. Boxer: 9
Control vs. Slugger: 13
Power: Duh...Power! 11

Chin Vs. Knockdown 0
Chin vs. Knockout 0
Recovery 6

better at Absorb Punishment

Killer Instinct 10
Aggresiveness 5
Endurance 9

better at fighting inside

style: Boxer

Choose foul frequency: occasionally

[lytic]

*bump*

This made it to the second page with no update!!!