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Old 10-08-2009, 12:39 AM   #3701
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I'm pretty sure the first one wasn't even intended as a joke in its original form. But it is hard to top Jesus and Kanye... I thought the dinosaurs just might do it.


For karma's sake (not that I believe in that either), I will bump one of my favorite pro-Christian threads. Even though I'm still a full-fledged atheist.

So I Stay Near The Door - Front Office Football Central

If there were more Christians taking SkyDog's approach, there might be fewer atheists like me.

Maybe.
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Old 10-08-2009, 12:43 PM   #3702
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So Jesus rides sidesaddle … interesting.
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Old 10-08-2009, 12:58 PM   #3703
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I'm pretty sure the first one wasn't even intended as a joke in its original form. But it is hard to top Jesus and Kanye... I thought the dinosaurs just might do it.


For karma's sake (not that I believe in that either), I will bump one of my favorite pro-Christian threads. Even though I'm still a full-fledged atheist.

So I Stay Near The Door - Front Office Football Central

If there were more Christians taking SkyDog's approach, there might be fewer atheists like me.

Maybe.

Nah, that damn thing called science would still get in the way.
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Old 10-08-2009, 03:09 PM   #3704
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Old 10-09-2009, 12:42 PM   #3705
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:18 PM   #3706
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Dear God. That scared the shit out of me when I saw it.
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:19 PM   #3707
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Dear God. That scared the shit out of me when I saw it.

It gave me the creeps as well.
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:22 PM   #3708
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That's what happens to the "bad" homeschooled kids.
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Old 10-09-2009, 01:29 PM   #3709
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Anyone else think the noses make the mom and dad look like they are brother and sister?
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Old 10-09-2009, 03:03 PM   #3710
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Old 10-09-2009, 04:14 PM   #3711
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Those Facebook things are funny if they're not obviously fake. At least it reads as obviously fake to me.
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Old 10-09-2009, 04:15 PM   #3712
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Those Facebook things are funny if they're not obviously fake. At least it reads as obviously fake to me.

Yep, that last line especially.
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Old 10-09-2009, 04:46 PM   #3713
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Old 10-09-2009, 05:26 PM   #3714
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LOL@ That Facebook thing. The sad thing is that the people who made that probably write for network sitcoms.

All that's missing is the cheeseball laugh track.
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:31 PM   #3715
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Where my images at?!?!?!
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Old 10-15-2009, 06:14 PM   #3716
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Let's get this thing moving again...
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Old 10-15-2009, 08:17 PM   #3717
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Old 10-15-2009, 08:46 PM   #3718
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seems like its not worth its own thread but this picture has me mesmerized and needs to be posted somewhere:



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Old 10-15-2009, 08:48 PM   #3719
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Old 10-15-2009, 08:58 PM   #3720
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That's John McCain's daughter?? Very nice. Why isn't he president so we see more of her.
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Old 10-15-2009, 09:01 PM   #3721
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Meh...I'd beat, but she's not grade A...or really even a B+
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Old 10-15-2009, 09:32 PM   #3722
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I graduated high school with this girl. Her nickname was double D.

Recently found her on the interwebs.
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Old 10-15-2009, 09:34 PM   #3723
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She looks way hotter in that first picture. Obama can stay president.
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Old 10-15-2009, 09:54 PM   #3724
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Why isn't he president so we see more of her.

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Old 10-17-2009, 06:31 PM   #3725
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Old 10-20-2009, 02:36 PM   #3726
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This was on MLB.com before the bottom of the 9th was over last night...



EPIC FAIL

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Old 10-20-2009, 02:39 PM   #3727
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Really? A Red X? That is an epic fail.
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Old 10-20-2009, 02:40 PM   #3728
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I can see it.
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Old 10-20-2009, 02:41 PM   #3729
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Yeah an epic fail on my part.
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Old 10-20-2009, 02:48 PM   #3730
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in keeping up with thread tradition

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I think this is the real reason Lathum got boxed, Skydog just happened to not see it until the day the baloon saucer stuff happened.
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Old 10-20-2009, 02:59 PM   #3731
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I think this is the real reason Lathum got boxed, Skydog just happened to not see it until the day the baloon saucer stuff happened.

In that case we should all take back what we said. Well done, Skydog.
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Old 10-20-2009, 05:20 PM   #3732
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And what exactly is wrong with that image? I dont agree with the reason I was boxed, but I can see where he made the argument from...that arguement doesnt apply at all to that lathum picture
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Old 10-20-2009, 05:22 PM   #3733
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I graduated high school with this girl. Her nickname was double D.

Recently found her on the interwebs.

And what High School would that be? As someone who knows the McCains, id love to see if your legit on this one.
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Old 10-20-2009, 07:36 PM   #3734
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overcompensating much?
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Old 10-20-2009, 07:38 PM   #3735
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Old 10-20-2009, 10:25 PM   #3736
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And what High School would that be? As someone who knows the McCains, id love to see if your legit on this one.

Not the McCains
This girl. Not sure what happened to the earlier pix

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Old 10-20-2009, 10:39 PM   #3737
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Might want to take that down. She's got sperm on her right boob.
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Old 10-20-2009, 10:44 PM   #3738
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Did somebody say McCain?
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Old 10-20-2009, 10:57 PM   #3739
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Old 10-20-2009, 11:49 PM   #3740
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Did somebody say McCain?

this picture really cannot be posted and/or quoted enough. Its stunning.
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Old 10-20-2009, 11:58 PM   #3741
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I think this is the real reason Lathum got boxed, Skydog just happened to not see it until the day the baloon saucer stuff happened.

you have an issue with Allison Stokke?
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:02 AM   #3742
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Yeah, Meghan McCain looks absolutely awesome in that picture.
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:30 AM   #3743
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Might want to take that down. She's got sperm on her right boob.

You mean the soap bubbles on the left?
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Old 10-21-2009, 12:40 AM   #3744
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you have an issue with Allison Stokke?

Yes, it was my dream to be a high school track and field athlete and she dashed my dreams when she never answered my letters, or returned my calls or came to my house in the middle of the night.
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Old 10-21-2009, 10:09 PM   #3745
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Did somebody say McCain?

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Old 10-21-2009, 10:22 PM   #3746
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Old 10-21-2009, 10:22 PM   #3747
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Old 10-21-2009, 10:33 PM   #3748
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Old 10-21-2009, 10:38 PM   #3749
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Y'know, as much as I like the hot girl pics, that's really not what this thread was supposed to be about.

Just sayin'...
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:00 PM   #3750
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