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Old 02-16-2006, 06:02 AM   #301
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Old 02-16-2006, 06:11 AM   #302
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Ok then. I think a post or two were deleted since the tops of the last page or two are different from what they were earlier and they confused my simple brain (plus I just spent 7 hours in Black Wing Lair (World of Warcraft)...I'm a bit fired right now)
Ah. Now that's possible. I can read deleted posts, but there's no mechanism for me to tell WHEN a post was deleted, so I can't help you there. I don't pay close enough attention to know what post was at the top of each page, that's for sure.
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Old 02-16-2006, 08:24 AM   #303
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i am not stupid, dyslexic, comprehenson, memory retention, language, etc. it really hurt to hear those comments from some of you guys.

So we know that jbmagic is not comprehenson. Good to know.


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Old 02-16-2006, 08:32 AM   #304
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Ah. Now that's possible. I can read deleted posts, but there's no mechanism for me to tell WHEN a post was deleted, so I can't help you there. I don't pay close enough attention to know what post was at the top of each page, that's for sure.

You should take away some folk's delete button.
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Old 02-16-2006, 08:36 AM   #305
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While you are at it, take away Someguy's too.

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Old 02-16-2006, 09:12 AM   #306
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So we know that jbmagic is not comprehenson. Good to know.


jb: I got your back, man. I think you're a-ok (unless you're maximus).


We also know he's not language now, which explains why no one could understand me when I spoke in jbmagic the other day.
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Old 02-16-2006, 09:18 AM   #307
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He was pawn by maximus though
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Old 02-16-2006, 09:24 AM   #308
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Old 02-16-2006, 09:25 AM   #309
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What do they get these days for a used jbmagic?
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Old 02-16-2006, 09:29 AM   #310
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What do they get these days for a used jbmagic?

2 Pumpy pics, 1 pic of Loren's cleavage and a trout
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Old 02-16-2006, 09:29 AM   #311
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2 Pumpy pics, 1 pic of Loren's cleavage and a trout

song not included...

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Old 02-16-2006, 09:37 AM   #312
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103 is the school's highest temperature. Weak.
Hope you feel better soon.

I have pneumonia.
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Old 02-16-2006, 09:48 AM   #313
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song not included...

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Well if you trade jbmagic, no song would exist.
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Old 02-16-2006, 09:58 AM   #314
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I have pneumonia.

I was just joking the other day. I'm sorry to hear you have pneumonia and hope you recover soon.
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Old 02-16-2006, 10:09 AM   #315
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We also know he's not language now, which explains why no one could understand me when I spoke in jbmagic the other day.

Awesome.
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Old 02-16-2006, 10:14 AM   #316
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Maximus did something very similiar to this on the .400 software boards about a year and half ago. He said he had cancer and wasn't sure if he was going to live. He disappeared then came back a while later and said he was fine after treatment.

This might have gotten lost in the shuffle, does anyone know this to be true?
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Old 02-16-2006, 10:17 AM   #317
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I was just joking the other day. I'm sorry to hear you have pneumonia and hope you recover soon.

I think if you hadn't slammed him, he would've already made a full recovery.

Way to go, EF27.

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Old 02-16-2006, 10:17 AM   #318
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I have pneumonia.

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Old 02-16-2006, 10:27 AM   #319
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I was just joking the other day. I'm sorry to hear you have pneumonia and hope you recover soon.

lol i know, thx.
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Old 02-16-2006, 11:02 AM   #320
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this is so not worth that much time. i will say one thing though - it wasn't until Da Dawg pointed out that jb was annoying that i said to myself "ya know what? he actually *is* annoying when i come to think about it".

i don't like how he forces things by racing to be the one to start a thread on every conceivable topic. as soon as he gets info he's gotta rush here and post it, like he's the board appointed reporter or something. he doesn't even do it in a cute-Kodos way by starting a poll, he just wants to be the one to be credited as finding this or that piece of info or being the thread-starter. it's annoying.

of course there's all those retarded questions he asks in every thread.

i don't think it's an act, unfortunately. i think he's just that off-sync with the rest of the internet. just doesn't have a clue. i don't like his posts with those huge puppy-dog eyes saying "jbmagic don't mean no harm. don't be mad at jb. i no write english well" and everyone falls for it. it's like how do you get mad a puppy when it pees on your floor and looks up at you with its innocent little face? that's jb. but the end-result is that your floor has still been peed on and eventually the cute little innocent act grows tired.

i kinda feel bad for the guy in the sense that he might feel he's doing the board some justice and honestly doesn't have a clue as to how his style of posting or internet personality could rub people the wrong way. but, like the puppy who pees on your floor - that don't make it right, no matter how innocent the puppy is.
So far, this is the post of the thread for me. Too Funny. HA

I am also in the crowd that didn't realize Jb tended to be annoying until others pointed it out. Does that make me a sheep?

I bolded the highlights.
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Old 02-16-2006, 11:05 AM   #321
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This might have gotten lost in the shuffle, does anyone know this to be true?
I definitely remember him saying he had cancer and then coming back later saying he was fine. No idea whether or not that was true.
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Old 02-16-2006, 11:07 AM   #322
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Old 02-16-2006, 11:10 AM   #323
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Old 02-16-2006, 11:43 AM   #324
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I just lost 2 hours of my life reading this idiotic thread.

I feel.....violated. You all should be ashamed.
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Old 02-16-2006, 11:56 AM   #325
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I just lost 2 hours of my life reading this idiotic thread.

I feel.....violated. You all should be ashamed.

And you'll keep coming back....just like the rest of us.
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Old 02-16-2006, 11:58 AM   #326
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Old 02-16-2006, 12:42 PM   #327
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So far, this is the post of the thread for me. Too Funny. HA

I am also in the crowd that didn't realize Jb tended to be annoying until others pointed it out. Does that make me a sheep?

I bolded the highlights.

No, I've always secretly felt it, but didn't want to say anything because I figured he was some slightly retarded kid. But if you read his stuff, it reads like someone of normal intelligence trying to type like a dumbass. Like difficult words are spelled correctly, but basic ones are not. And random capitals in the middle of words. I don't think a mentally handicapped person would be any more likely to hit shift in the middle of a word than the average joe.
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Old 02-16-2006, 12:45 PM   #328
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No, I've always secretly felt it, but didn't want to say anything because I figured he was some slightly retarded kid..
I asked him the question in private about a mental handicap of some sort a long time ago, and he assured me it wasn't the case. I read a high school football message board regularly where a guy with Downs' Syndrome probably has more posts than anyone, and he doesn't bother me at all.
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Old 02-16-2006, 12:55 PM   #329
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I asked him the question in private about a mental handicap of some sort a long time ago, and he assured me it wasn't the case. I read a high school football message board regularly where a guy with Downs' Syndrome probably has more posts than anyone, and he doesn't bother me at all.

How did you ask him that? "Hi, this is Skydog, ummm, are you by any chance afflicted with Down's Syndrome or some other mental defect?"
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Old 02-16-2006, 12:57 PM   #330
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How did you ask him that? "Hi, this is Skydog, ummm, are you by any chance afflicted with Down's Syndrome or some other mental defect?"

Ooh that reminds me. Desnudo, I found your baseball.
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Old 02-16-2006, 12:59 PM   #331
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How did you ask him that? "Hi, this is Skydog, ummm, are you by any chance afflicted with Down's Syndrome or some other mental defect?"
It was a long time ago (over a year?), but it was something along the lines of....

"jb: The unusual way you post things has made me curious if there's a reason for it such as dyslexia or perhaps something more severe. Is there anything in particular?"

His response was that he grew up in an Italian household in America, but no, no problems.
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Old 02-16-2006, 01:03 PM   #332
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Hadn't checked this thread since page 1, and was curious how it had gotten so big ... and damn you all to hell, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and possibly perma-banned from the library, and I'm certainly going to be late and under-prepared for class.
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Old 02-16-2006, 01:03 PM   #333
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Ooh that reminds me. Desnudo, I found your baseball.

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Old 02-16-2006, 01:04 PM   #334
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Holy forum membership batman.

Do a yahoo search on "jbmagic". Endless results.
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Old 02-16-2006, 01:05 PM   #335
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Holy forum membership batman.

Do a yahoo search on "jbmagic". Endless results.

Is it possible jbmagic is a hyper-sophisticated BOT????
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Old 02-16-2006, 01:06 PM   #336
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Holy forum membership batman.

Do a yahoo search on "jbmagic". Endless results.

Aww crap... if I must.
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Old 02-16-2006, 01:06 PM   #337
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Old 02-16-2006, 01:08 PM   #338
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Whoa, the guy's a magician?

http://www.jbmagic.com

His punctuation looks fine here:

http://www.siteownersforums.com/showthread.php?t=3006

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Old 02-16-2006, 01:10 PM   #339
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Old 02-16-2006, 01:10 PM   #340
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Do a yahoo search on "jbmagic". Endless results.




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Old 02-16-2006, 01:10 PM   #341
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Old 02-16-2006, 01:12 PM   #342
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Maybe he is a savant like Rainman. Only instead of counting, his speciality is posting.
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Old 02-16-2006, 01:14 PM   #343
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Holy forum membership batman.

Do a yahoo search on "jbmagic". Endless results.
Clicking on just a few of those links is mind-boggling. The number and variety of questions the man asks is truly amazing. Wow.
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Clicking on just a few of those links is mind-boggling. The number and variety of questions the man asks is truly amazing. Wow.

I agree. It's fascinating.
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Old 02-16-2006, 01:18 PM   #345
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The funniest is that the first thing that caught my eye in all these references in the first page of a yahoo search of jbmagic is entry #7:

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    Grey Dog Software is a developer of sports management sims ... Last edited by jbmagic : 12-16-2004 at 01:56 PM ... Last edited by jbmagic : 12-16-2004 at 03:11 PM ...
    www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1860 - 51k - Cached - More from this site - Save - Block


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I thought Quiksand was the only computer we had, but obviously jbmagic is as well. Instead of providing answers and puzzles like Quiksand, the jbmagic program asks questions all across the internet.
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Old 02-16-2006, 01:20 PM   #347
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LOL, this is the best:

SkyDog: are you a retarded person?

jbmagic: i no retarded.

HAHAHAHA. i want to see jbmagic's bedroom. i have to see how he lives.

i'll say one more thing though - you have to leave the possibility open that he is in fact who he says he is and God simply was having an off-day when He made jb. if that's the case - we've had more than enough fun at the guy's expense. he's had his edit button taken away from him and 2 pages worth of tomatoes thrown at him. i for one can take such abuse, perhaps others can't. while it's easy for the guy to not come to this site, at the end of the day while he *is* annoying he hasn't done anything wrong. maybe we should point our fingers at someone else and laugh at them now. i nominate Kodos. yes, Kodos.
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Somewhere, on some forum, this conversation is taking place in another thread.
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Old 02-16-2006, 01:23 PM   #349
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AHA!!!!!

NOW we get to the bottom of it!

hxxp://weedtracker.com/forums/member.php?u=841

(Probably NSFW...)
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Somewhere, on some forum, this conversation is taking place in another thread.


if wonder if that other's forum's Hell Atlantic equivalent is as funny and charismatic as myself?

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