Survivor FOFC: Collossal Squid Thread

[KWhit]

I'm thinking about bailing on you guys.

I'm looking for some witty reparte and I'm just not finding it here.

[Coffee Warlord]

You're just too cocky for them.

[digamma]

We've got work to do.

KWhit--did you ever respond to my UGAy comment? I am too lazy to go back and look?

[KWhit]

Originally posted by digamma
KWhit--did you ever respond to my UGAy comment? I am too lazy to go back and look?

No. I just pretended that I didn't see it.

I've always found that it works better that way unless you come up with a great comeback immediately. Kind of an "always leave them wanting more" kind of thing.

[digamma]

I estimate that I do about 15 minutes of real work per week.

[korme]

ok

[Coffee Warlord]

I don't even think I did that much this week

[digamma]

If Shorty is the head coach, our team is in trou-ble.

[KWhit]

Did we ever get a ruling on non-tribe dolas?

[digamma]

Yeah.
It was something like:
"Please don't dola post but I won't punish you if you do."

[KWhit]

Gee, that's definitive.

[digamma]

Exactly. Especially since the damage was already done.

[KWhit]

Oh well. You guys are fairly smoked then.

[digamma]

Looks that way.

Hey Coffee--you going all in in the numbers racket this round. Number is 49.

[KWhit]

Total Posts in this thread: 314

User Posts
Coffee Warlord 63
KWhit 58
digamma 50
Shorty3281 45
Swaggs 43
MrBug708 29
mckerney 10
cuervo72 7
Butter_of_69 3
henry296 1
BoneGavel 1
tucker342 1
Buzzbee 1
Fidatelo 1
mrsimperless 1

[digamma]

At least we have participation from our whole tribe.

[Coffee Warlord]

Although your top two posters aren't in your tribe.

[KWhit]

I want tribe status.

[Coffee Warlord]

Me too.

[korme]

replacement for skippy?

[Coffee Warlord]

You can never replace skippy

[digamma]

Tribe status for CW and KWhit.

[KWhit]

My impression of Shorty after 2 Zimas:



Hery, cofrferfee warerrloird;; youoi"rer agrreast gyuuy,

[Coffee Warlord]

Zima's just fricken nasty.

[digamma]

After three zimas:

Tharis sfutt si repty ogod if yooou ptt jllloys ransahers inti.
psa...i hetar ccaaffe wrrrrrrralrd

[KWhit]

ddo youe havewe a sissterr?? i betshee's hhot!

[Coffee Warlord]

I am my own sister.

[digamma]

wee ccsld goo plaaye oonn thee mmmokkneey bras tgother.

haha ithyped braes.

[KWhit]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
I am my own sister.

Weell, cann i ahavee secxx wiht youou hthen/??

[Coffee Warlord]

50 bucks. My sister is a pricey hooker.

[digamma]

nice KWhit. very nice.

[korme]

Originally posted by digamma
After three zimas:

Tharis sfutt si repty ogod if yooou ptt jllloys ransahers inti.
psa...i hetar ccaaffe wrrrrrrralrd

After four zimas:


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i make fun of myself

[KWhit]

i onlly gottta hhundrreddolllerbill. trhree--wayY?

[Coffee Warlord]

If you don't drink Guinness, you are wasting your time, lads.

[KWhit]

Nasty.

[Masked]

Originally posted by KWhit
i onlly gottta hhundrreddolllerbill. trhree--wayY?

CW is only $25 more.

[korme]

BACKUP NASTY NATE

HE'S MY BITCH.

-SQUIRRELMASTER

[KWhit]

Welcome to the superior thread.

[Coffee Warlord]

mysql -u root -p

[KWhit]

Originally posted by Coffee Warlord
mysql -u root -p

What the hell?

[korme]

kerney, you still usin pretty n pink?

[digamma]

Originally posted by Masked
CW is only $25 more.

Including tax and tip?

[KWhit]

IBM, you BM, we all BM.

[Coffee Warlord]

use Intranet;

[KWhit]

Originally posted by digamma
Including tax and tip?

Tip?? Forget that! I want the whole shaft!

[Coffee Warlord]

Database changed
mysql> select * from WorkLogs LIMIT 1;
ERROR 1146: Table 'Intranet.WorkLogs' doesn't exist
mysql> select * from WorkLog LIMIT 1;
+-----------+----------+------------+-----------------------+------------+-------------+-----------+-------------+
| WorkLogID | UserLink | Date | Description | ClientLink | ProjectLink | TimeHours | TimeMinutes |
+-----------+----------+------------+-----------------------+------------+-------------+-----------+-------------+
| 1 | 1 | 2002-12-16 | Daily work log added. | 1 | 0 | NULL | NULL |
+-----------+----------+------------+-----------------------+------------+-------------+-----------+-------------+
1 row in set (0.01 sec)

mysql>

[KWhit]

SQL sucks.

[Coffee Warlord]

SQL rox0rs my box0rs.

[korme]

wtf wjhodi

[digamma]

a/s/l?